
Lindsay Lohan has been dubbed by GQ as our obsession of the year. I don’t think that’s fair. I’m not obsessed with LiLo. True she makes my writing life easy, but that’s because she keeps doing jack ass stuff. That’s obsession by entrapment and I plead self-defense. If Lindsay would just get her act together (you know, stop calling Paris Hilton names, stop falling down stairs and occasionally go to bed at a decent hour…alone) we’d all stop talking about her. Of course then she’d have to rely on her talent to keep her in the spotlight. Hmmm, anyone else see a method to her madness?


