Lisa Rinna launched her new book, The Big Sexy Sex Book, in New York City over the weekend, by jacking up her boobs in some space bra while making that weird, teenage girl on Facebook, puffy lip face. And that folks, is how it’s done. If you ever debut a book, all the secrets toa  great launch are right here in front of you and on full display.

Boobs, silly lip face, boobs taking a load off.

This was like what Anne Rice does when she launches a book, but not at all. How totally magnificent. I remember when I used to think Lisa was so hot in Melrose Place.

I wonder if the book has any tid-bits that involve husband Harry Hamlin’s tan? That could be a book all of itself. The cover should be an egg frying on a Palm Springs street. My God I am creative. Why am I doing this blog? Oh that’s right, because the world needs me right here. I am sort of like the Mother Theresa of the Internet.

Peace out. Click Lisa Rinna shaggy boobs pictures. Enjoy your Sunday.

So Lisa Rinna does yoga, and it appears the strenuous stretching and planking really causes her to sweat….directly from her camel toe. The 48 year old former Melrose Place hottie rocks a camel toe to yoga in West Hollywood and apparently when the yogaing gets hot, the camel toe gets sweaty. For every action, there is a camel toe reaction. That’s basic chemistry. Or is it physics? Yeah, physics. Anyone remember when Lisa was the hottest thing ever? Think back to Melrose Place, just before the lip injection weirdness started. That’s not to say she hasn’t held it together for her age, but man….hey, she’s 48 and still holding on to a good body. Respect. Enjoy the pictures.

It must be reduction year in Hollywood, because just days after Heidi Montag announced her intentions to get her boobs reduced, now Lisa Rinna has gotten a decrease as well.

But Lisa Rinna did not get a boob reduction (thank goodness!), but a lip one. The model, actress and writer was on The Morning Show today and explained her decision by simply saying:

I did it because I no longer wanted my lip to define me.

Like that’s even possible! Lisa Rinna will always be “lip lady”, and no matter how small she makes them, that is not about to change.

The Economy is bad, however I didn’t realize it was this bad. These are pictures of Lisa Rinna out begging for a part on the new Melrose Place. She’s standing in Hollywood by Fred Segal. There are no words for this, the pictures speak volumes. What a total disaster.

The deal? Lisa Rinna will stop taking it. Ok, that’s not going to happen and clearly, I made that up, but all the same, this is a mess. And now she is going to pose for Playboy. She is comfortable being nude. Rock on. I guess. More from People.

“While I’m definitely a product of this mindset, I don’t get all the fuss our society has over people’s weight,” actress Lisa Rinna told PEOPLE Tuesday night during Kate Somerville’s skin care launch at the Four Seasons Resort in Palm Beach. “I am more comfortable being nude than hosting an event like this.”
Added Rinna, who is set to pose nude on the cover of Playboy’s May issue: “It is best to be moderate. I focus on fitness, eat healthy, and am lucky that I am not anorexic and my weight stays the same.”
In fact, the actress believes she looks better now than she did at 34 when she posed for Playboy while pregnant.

And with that, I will be purchasing my first Dub Magazine over Playboy this coming May. More pictures of Lisa Rinna and her Botox.

Lisa Rinna plans to reveal which of her lips are bigger by posing in Playboy. Wow, for a Saturday morning, I really crossed the line.Here is more from E! Online.

The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors—well, she’s certainly not doing anything to squelch them—that she’s planning to pose nude for Playboy.
“I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so…I think that could be a yes,” she told Extra recently when asked about the possibility.

Playboy’s stock is already at like a dollar…and they thought it couldn’t drop any further….