Guy Ritchie is getting his Holiday bonus from Madonna after all.  If you recall, Celebrityrumors first reported that Guy Ritchie was getting none of Madonna’s bling and green. Apparently Madonna is none-to-happy about these speculations and has admitted that Guy is getting a lump sum. In all fairness, its not nearly what he could get if he fought the good fight. By good fight, I mean go to bat for all men around the world that have ever been taken to the cleaners by a woman!

But a source revealed: “He is getting one lump sum imminently. Guy wanted to stay in their London home but Madonna refused to split it in two, and eventually gave him £12 million as compensation. She decided early on that he should get Ashcombe.
“Guy’s ducked out of fighting over her fortune, even though he could be entitled to a big chunk.” A friend of Madonna said last night: “She is fed- up at reports that Guy is walking away with no money—she has sorted his finances for life.”

Living up to her material girl ways for her new beau, Alex Rodriguez, the couple has been said to be shopping for a $60 million dollar mansion in New York City. Talk about wanting to be in love and humble! That’s a lot of Oprah schools that Madonna could be opening in Africa, instead she chooses to live the lavish. One day its one thing, the next another! Looks like the homewrecking couple is going to have a very nice home.

More from Page Six.

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.
“Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently,” the insider said. “We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.”
Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house “with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy – although those are rare and hard to come by,” our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

I’d say they can go ahead and pass go.

Just a day after taking heat that Alex Rodriguez was ditching his kids on Thanksgiving to hang out with Madonna, these fun-loving pictures surfaced countering any such claim. Of course, they appear as staged as Heidi Montags entire life. Nevertheless, apparently he left the family at 4pm and went over to Madonna’s place to meet her and Gwyneth, whom he is trying to homewreck also.

The third baseman hopped into his black Porsche around 4p.m. and sped off to Star Island – where Madonna has a home.
Sources say he is staying there while he’s in town, and witnesses saw his car parked there overnight.
Later, the kabbalah cronies celebrated at the estate of Jeff Soffer, the bachelor billionaire who reportedly has come between Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker hubby Chris Martin.
Feeding speculation that Paltrow and Martin are ready to split, Paltrow has been staying at Soffer’s Indian Creek Island mansion and spent Thanksgiving with him, sources said.
“Gwyneth has confided to friends she and Chris are taking a break,” a source claimed. “Jeff is crazy about her.”

New York Yankees third baseman and British homewrecker, Alex Rodriguez, has decided to spend Thanksgiving with none-other than Madonna. And not with his kids, prompting his soon to be ex wife Cynthia to refer to him as “soulless.”

The Yankee slugger, who ditched his wife of six years, Cynthia, after becoming besotted with Madonna, is a “soul-less” man who is “abandoning” his kids on Thanksgiving for his lover, according to what Cynthia is telling friends.
“Access Hollywood” reports that Cynthia, who’s in the final stages of her divorce from A-Rod, wrote an e-mail to a confidant noting: “My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”
To add insult to injury, after Rodriguez left Miami at Madonna’s beck and call, his lawyer called Cynthia and wanted her to sign the couple’s divorce settlement.

I really thought Steinbrenner was the only ‘soulless’ Yankee? Why is he doing this? Not ditching the kids, but hanging out with an old woman? I don’t get it. At least leave your hot wife for a 21 year old cheerleader. Have some dignity.

So Madonna is making an attempt to be the Oprah version for white people. She wants to build a school in Africa for girls only.

From Fox News:

Of course, Oprah’s school is not connected to any kind of religious cult. Raising Malawi is an off shoot of the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles, run by former insurance salesman Philip Berg and his family.
There’s no word yet on whether the Madonna Academy students will have to wear $26 red strings on their wrists or drink bottled Kabbalah water. But pictures this weekend of Madonna carrying her adopted Malawi son, David Banda, into the Kabbalah center, pretty much says it all.

I mean, I guess this is Madonna’s way of rebounding from the Guy Ritchie divorce. She has to fill her time. Lets all hope that this doesn’t mean she intends to begin hanging out with Dr. Phil. At least she is trying to do some good for the world.