Christie Brinkley and Maria Menounos together. Frogs appear in mass.

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The apocalypse is now upon us, complete with biblical resurrections and all that jazz. Christie Brinkley visited Maria Menounos on the set of E! in Los Angeles and literally, I could feel the earth shaking beneath my feet at the exact moment it was happening. Now, that could have been from the garbage trucks driving by my apartment (it was a Friday), but I think chances are it was the earth shaking violently from complete and utter hotness mixing together.

This shouldn’t be legal. How can you let hotness of these two statures just hang out and mix? You wouldn’t allow to powerful chemicals to mix without taking some sort of precaution, right? Like you don’t mix two pills? Ok, Charlie Sheen does, which is why he is likely the only guy on earth that could handle the hotness combination that is greek goddess Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley.

How the heck does Christie Brinkley keep on keeping on with the sexy? I can hear Billy Joel’s piano behind me as I write this post. Sorry Billy, she’s gone. Maybe she is hooking up with Maria Menounos if it makes you feel better. It sure as hell just made me feel better.

In the pictures you will notice them coupling their hands together. Totally reminds me of the beginning of a porno movie. Believe me, this is pretty standard for porn movies. If anyone would know, it is me. See for yourself.

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Maria Menounos rocks a sports bra on set

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The set of E! is always sextastic because of Maria Menounos and her rocking body, but it was even more exaggerated this weekend when she rocked a sports bra. Her stomach should be considered a national sex monument, I mean, does it get much better than Maria? Dancing With The Stars has really chiseled the greek goddess even more than she was before, and that’s saying a lot. She even comes complete with the navel piercing, which you pretty much have to have a sexy tummy for. Maria makes your Sunday so much better.

Sundays couldn’t be any better with Maria. Enjoy the pictures.

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Maria Menounos, Happy Easter, sexy red dress for E!

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Maria Menounos, an Extra correspondent who usually works on set at The Grove in Los Angeles, and is now Dancing With The Stars and this season’s clearly hottest chick, did a little impromptu modeling by wearing a red dress. Yes, the core color used by the devil to lure in its prey and turn them into evil, being worn by an angel of heaven. Wait, maybe that’s the whole thing, maybe Maria is the devil and this is the most conniving and evil plot of all time? More evil than that Arizona sweat lodge that sounded like a great idea a couple of years back. Wait, that idea sounded stupid the entire time but Maria Menounos in a red dress sounds incredible. I don’t know what to do, but I feel like its Easter and I should take a chance seeing its only in my imagination. I wonder if she’s friends with Urkel on DWTS yet? That was sure random. Anyways, hey, Happy Easter everyone, enjoy these sexy red dress pictures of Maria Menounos’s wonderful greek body this morning.

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Maria Menounsos on set, packs luscious curves for lunch

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The show Extra was absolutely fascinating, once again, thanks to Maria Menounsos incredibly sultry and sexy curves, full on displayed by a tight sophisticated modern woman dress. She’s so hot it sometimes makes me actually want to turn the volume of my TV set on when Extra is on, but I am still to afraid to risk ruining the mood. I actually have a telescope set up in the room adjacent which I use to watch the show when Maria is on so that it seems like I am actually peeking in on her. Whoa, that’s creepy s@#t right there. I issue an immediate apology and assure you all that I was just kidding. Although I did write this post looking through the telescope because I am awesome like a circus monkey. Enjoy these pictures.

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