Oh, the Mariah Carey stories just keep getting better and better. You thought the designated breast tape girl and the entourage of hairbrush holders was bad. Here’s one more glimpse into the diva-licious world that is Mariah Carey. From The New York Daily News: Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1’s Music Cares event, invaded the ladies’ room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’” Now that’s just classic. Big, bad, roid rage guy says with a straight face (and a hand on his gun no doubt) “don’t watch Mariah pee.” Cause apparently he thinks that Ms. Mariah is so famous that everybody wants to watch her do the squat and hover.

4 Responses to “Mariah Carey Needs Privacy When She Pees”

1. Dutchman Says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

   Is there some reason she can’t just close the door and do her business without announcing to the world that she’s taking a leak? I can’t imagine living the kind of life that would require constant 24-hour protection from the hordes of horrible unwashed heathens falling all over themselves to watching some drunk has-been pill-head singer take a piss. And besides, isn’t she so last-decade anyway?

   In the old days we had stars…now we have “celebrities.”

2. gerard Vandenberg Says:
   September 29th, 2007 at 8:38 pm

   Almost everyone is a fucking celebrity. When you want to be a real famous celeb, you must excel in something. Like acting, dancing or singing or “simply” all three!! Singing: Elvis Presley. Dancing: Michael Jackson. Actres: Elysabeth Taylor. Nowaday’s we much help ourselves with SUCKERS all over the place:
   -paris hilton
   -nicole richie
   -lyndsay lohan
   -jess / ass simpson

   Just to name a few. Then we have all tose SUCKERS who think they’re Rock-stars by tatooing their whole body, smoke Weed/Pot, don’t wash their hairs for about thirty-seven weeks, being fighting assholes in airplanes, crashing hotel rooms and that sort of pathetic sickness. This all because they can play a few songs?

   The Rolling Stones, those were great and still are and they know damn well how “THE GAME” must be played!!

3. gerard Vandenberg Says:
   October 1st, 2007 at 10:00 am

   HOW IS SHITTING THESE DAY’S

4. machealah gomez Says:
   March 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am

   if someone wants to see someone take a piss y not look at them selves not some bitch-ass celeb.

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