So apparently the rumor that Brian Austin Green’s penis is fertile might actually be true, according to E! News who is reporting that Megan Fox wants not just one kid, but maybe even several.

via E! News:
If Fox has her way, the baby could be the start of something big for her and Green, who tied the knot in June 2010.
“I want at least two, probably three kids,” the Friends With Kids actress says in the April issue of Cosmopolitan. “I’ve always been maternal.”

So yes, if you are keeping tabs, this means that Brian Austin Green gets to have sex with Megan Fox at least two more potential times. Three more times if this pregnancy isn’t true, which leaves me torn as to how much I actually hope that’s it true. Do I want Megan Fox’s body to endure pregnancy less than I want Brian Austin Green to have 3 wishes left from the bottle rather than 2? These are difficult decisions for an early Tuesday morning.

I have put up a gallery of pictures of the two of them walking about in Los Angeles. If you don’t look closely, you will notice that Brian Austin Green is putting on his “I may MMA someone if my coffee isn’t perfect” face. Or maybe that’s just the way a guy that fertilizes Megan Fox’s eggs looks these days? I wouldn’t know. I don’t get those opportunities. Anyways, get the point, Megan Fox is not going to be as hot as she has always been. Everyone just needs to get used to it. Time, they are a changing.

So the title says it all, Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant.

via RadarOnline:
“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.
However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.”

And I just updated my list. Yep, I have a list. Basically, my list is people I’d fight in a cage match decided by death if a reality show for this existed. My list would look like this:

1) Brian Austin Green
2) No one else

This is horrendous news. How does something like this happen to such a hot girl? Oh yeah, sex. My UFC blood is boiling further now.

Megan Fox has a vagina, according to these pictures of her and her camel toe hitting a bagel shop in Los Angeles. Thank God for yoga pants, I mean, what was life like before amazing opportunistic photography could be posted to the Internet in such a sultry, immature, prepubescent mentality sort of way? Shouldn’t we all just grow the hell up? I can answer that: not if growing up means not enjoying Megan Fox camel toe and bagel pictures. No way, no how. My life is boring enough without stripping it of the last few wondrous moments. The only depressing news in all of this is that the bagel was for Megan and the camel toe for Brian Austin Green. The world is one big meanie place.

Hi Everyone,

I am sad to announce that Brian Austin Green was eaten by a big meanie shark while frolicking in the waters of Hawaii. He is survived by bikini hottie Megan Fox who is now, due to the big meanie shark incident, totally single and ready to move on and have rebound sex with someone that can prove totally unsuccessful and apathetic (Think “The Dude”).

Ok, I its not true. I mean the shark eating a douchebag part is a lie. I just wanted to make the peoples happy. I’m sorry. But Megan Fox was in a bikini and there are a ton of pictures. So there is that. Please forgive me? It was my own dirty fantasy at play.

Megan Fox keeps turning us on every time she appears in public. It’s either her boobs, her red sultry mouth or her sheer beauty. Or in lucky days like today, her butt.

Some may think she’s too skinny but Megan’s ass looks great in those black tights. I have to admit that this new trend of celebrities showing themselves in tight work out clothes is pretty sweet. Hell, some of them even look better in those than on the red carpet, so I’m going to start a campaign promoting healthy active lifestyles for celebrities!

Speaking of active, check out what Megan Fox had to say about having her butt kicked in the silver screen:

Whenever I can be physical it helps me a lot with the actual acting aspect. I prefer it. If I could just be either beating someone up or getting my ass beaten in every scene I would love it.

Need I say more?

Megan Fox was at the Jonah Hex premiere this weekend, flaunting much more than just her personality. Dressed in a fashion-forward red outfit that let her tits breath freely, the Hollywood A-List hot star showed the effects of what appears to be plastic surgery: bigger boobs despite her recent weight loss. Things that make you go hmmm…

When asked about her weight and her recently shot bikini photos, Megan said:

I have a sixth sense when it comes to getting photographed. I can feel this burning sensation that tells me someone is taking my picture.

But the actress says her powers let her down while she was frolicking at the beach last week wearing a bikini:

I didn’t feel it that day. It wasn’t fair that people were criticizing me for being too thin anyway. It’s something that is out of my control. It’s my normal body shape. What can I do?

Anyway, here she is, dropping some serious cleavage and looking like what she is: the sexiest celebrity babe on earth. Damn, she’s hot!

Hopefully getting engaged won’t mean the end of Megan Fox’s modeling work. The film beauty, whose boyfriend Brian Austin Green proposed last week, sizzles here in her latest Emporio Armani shoot and believe me you, she’s no stranger to a sexy shoot. Megan has been showing lots of skin and teasing us all since taking over from Victoria Beckham as the female face of the brand.

“Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit,” Giorgio Armani said of the starlet, who replaces Posh Spice in the role.

According to the fashion mogul, Meg’s so good, she could become a full-time model if her movie career bombs because as always, the 24-year-old former Transformers actress is lookin’ smokin’!

Although nobody knows for sure, there is rumor in Hollywood that Megan Fox didn’t make the cut for Transformers 3 because when she showed up at the studio, the movie series director Michael Bay was horrified that she was so skinny.

Other version has it that Megan Fox wanted too much money for acting in the flick, and Bay decided he could replace her with the next hot thing. Personally I doubt he’ll ever find anyone as hot as Megan Fox, but to each its own.

Anyway, here are some photos of Megan Fox in a bikini proving that she is indeed too skinny, but not enough not to the be the hottest thing in tinseltown nowadays. Skinny or not, I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Would you?

Hmmm….I guess Megan Fox has some rumors circulating that she’s going bald. Maybe its just hater celebs picking on her? Or is it true? Here are some pictures taken for the Hot Topic Q and A for Jennifer’s Body. Leave a comment here and tell me what you think.

Anonymous people that have had the “pleasure” of working with Megan Fox claims its not all its cracked up to be. This all in retaliation of Megan Fox accusing Michael Bay of being Hitler. Here is more from what was posted on MichaelBay.com.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

Of course, Michael Bay refutes this and removed the posting. He replaced it with a lot of wus verbiage.

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

Rumor has it that Michael Bay actually wrote the posting. Hey, who knows? No drama is bad drama for us.