So apparently the rumor that Brian Austin Green’s penis is fertile might actually be true, according to E! News who is reporting that Megan Fox wants not just one kid, but maybe even several.
via E! News:
If Fox has her way, the baby could be the start of something big for her and Green, who tied the knot in June 2010.
“I want at least two, probably three kids,” the Friends With Kids actress says in the April issue of Cosmopolitan. “I’ve always been maternal.”
So yes, if you are keeping tabs, this means that Brian Austin Green gets to have sex with Megan Fox at least two more potential times. Three more times if this pregnancy isn’t true, which leaves me torn as to how much I actually hope that’s it true. Do I want Megan Fox’s body to endure pregnancy less than I want Brian Austin Green to have 3 wishes left from the bottle rather than 2? These are difficult decisions for an early Tuesday morning.
I have put up a gallery of pictures of the two of them walking about in Los Angeles. If you don’t look closely, you will notice that Brian Austin Green is putting on his “I may MMA someone if my coffee isn’t perfect” face. Or maybe that’s just the way a guy that fertilizes Megan Fox’s eggs looks these days? I wouldn’t know. I don’t get those opportunities. Anyways, get the point, Megan Fox is not going to be as hot as she has always been. Everyone just needs to get used to it. Time, they are a changing.