Megan Fox is now tweeting about her hair disaster from the MTV Movie Awards last weekend.

“The awards were great. Sorry if you didn’t like my hair. Opinions are opinions.”

So, is there Axe for women? Seriously, have you guys seen those Axe commercials where they take the dude that uses stiff hair and a bunch of chicks hold him down, wash his hair, then apply Axe? Well, imagine in this case if those same chicks did that to Megan Fox. Only, instead of wearing Axe shirts, they were not wearing shirts. And instead of applying Axe after wetting her, they used a “toy.” Hey….I’m trying here! More Megan Fox bad hair pictures below.

Here is some Megan Fox bikini pictures from her GQ shoot. There are only a few, but by my estimations, that’s better than only none. See, the glass is half full. And seeing its Megan Fox in a bikini, its half full of awesome. That’s how much I love Megan Fox in a bikini. Rock on, my friends.

Its Wed, so of course, we all could use a little Megan Fox in our lives. Here are some pictures of her leaving the hair salon. My lord, check out these pictures and that tiny waist. Girl has a rocking body. Go check out all the pictures. You will thank me later.

Megan Fox went out to eat at The Smoke House restaurant in Burbank yesterday, apparently she did this after leaving supposed ex boyfriend Brian Austin Greens house. That’s the news part of this story, now for the important part. Look at her boobs, do they move? Seriously, these things appear filled with lead or something. I wonder if they even float? They should float, right? Hey, stop it, of course I have played with boobs before. Just because I have never tested them as floating devices doesn’t mean I don’t get any. Jerks. Just go check out the pictures of Megan Fox’s boobs below.

If you are into Megan Fox, might as well take her on Youtube with a douchebag and a webcam. Hey, it’s all I got. Take it or leave it. At least Megan is single.

Megan Fox is rumored to be up for the role of the leading character, Lara Croft, in the video game movie, Tomb Raider. Of course, this would be replacing Angelina Jolie, who doesn’t have time in between adopting african children.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won’t be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.

Obviously, if you check out the pictures below, it appears that Megan Fox is taking this role so seriously, that she has plunged directly into cloning herself as an exact replication of Angelina. Now, she has the lips, tattoos, figure….but where is her Brad Pitt and children? I guess that shouldn’t be too tough for her to accomplish. Seriously folks, these pictures make it tough to tell who-is-who?

Megan Fox gave a captivating interview on the red carpet of The Golden Globes, essentially saying she is a tranny and want’s Selma Hayek’s boobs. More from The Sun.

She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

Apparently Megan Fox has purchased a ticket on the Michael Jackson train to weirdness ride. How freaking weird does she sound? And what do I make of her Selma Hayek comments? So if she is a tranny, Selma is the girl she’d want? Might be a good idea to hire a really solid publicist, Megan. Just sayin’….

More tranny Megan Fox pictures below.

So Megan Fox is apparently and admittedly, obsessed with Zac Efron, from High School Musical. She got loaded and admitted it.

The stunning Fox drank enough to confess to a Page Six operative that teen idol Zac Efron was her crush, stating, “I’m obsessed with him. What you don’t know is that Zac and I are the same person . . . it’s like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person.”

And so I would like to point out the actual important point in all of this: Megan Fox was drunk and I wasn’t around to make sure she got home. At least there is now hope for me, I mean, sort of. Here are some hot and sexy pictures of Megan Fox in a dress. Oh yeah, some Zac Efron also.