Oh what a world we now live in. Mena Suvari allowed Simone Sestito to have sex with her amazing buttocks, then she cut the hook on him, and now he thinks he should get spousal support. That’s pretty rad. Of him.
According to court docs filed earlier this week, Simone Sestito claims he has “negative balances” on all his personal and business accounts and has been forced to pay his bills with credit cards and loans from his parents.
Sestito claims Mena makes $750,000/year, which includes a terrible Captain Morgan ad campaign she did that netted her $225,000.
Sestito claims he got used to eating out “almost everyday at high end restaurants” and lists his estimated monthly eating out expense as a whopping $3,000/month. A Happy Meal every once in a while wouldn’t hurt!
Sestito is looking for $17,151/month in spousal support, plus an additional $10k for attorney fees.
This is pretty amazing stuff, I mean, this totally and completely changes the game for men that marry all over the good ole USA. This might make getting married for men a lot more enticing for sure. I may even revisit my ban on marrying hot celebrity women. Right now I am like, nah…I don’t need that crap in my life. But if this means I can eat at Spago 4 nights a week I am all in.
I love that this guy doesn’t have a job right now and owes his parents money. Its like he isn’t even trying to seem sulfa-sufficient. It’s like “hi judge, I suck, I need dolla dolla bills yo.” I can respect that. I mean, think about what women have done to men for centuries! Even Wilma probably made Fred keep supplying the bones. Well, in all fairness, he isn’t going to ever be giving Mena’s hot buttocks the bone anymore after this stunt…
Here are some Mena Suvari hot bikini photos. Please enjoy.