MIA’s baby doesn’t have a weirdo name.

MIA is denying reports that her baby’s name is Ickitt. MIA is best known for co-writing and performing the theme song from Slumdog Millionare. Apparently her baby has a normal name, but she isn’t telling, so says her blog.

“My baby is not called Ickitt, Pickit or Lickit, thank you very much!” the singer wrote. “I didn’t release the baby name because I didn’t think it was news. … Go pick on Apple, Satchel and Moon Unit!”

And there you have it, it has been blogged, therefore making it true. By the way, I like the name Moon Unit, how 70s?

M.I.A should hire a writer for announcements, gives birth.

In what is quite possibly the worst announcement in the history of all things announceable, M.I.A had a baby and told the world about it on her Myspace page. Either this is hieroglyphics, her trying to communicate with alien worlds, or she fell asleep during English class.

HAPPY VALENTINES!
SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !
HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

That’s just brutal to read. It almost appears as if she went into an AOL Chatroom and hired some 9 year old to write this up and then she posted it. Hey MIA, not sure if you are aware, but you can actually take the cap locks button off. This is just humiliating. I would say this kid is not going to grow up and work as a columnist for the New York Times, he’s just dead in the water. Anyways, I put a few pictures of her up.