Whoa, Micaela Schaefer rocks out on the red carpet, thong, topless.

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I love the US of A. I love Bruce Springsteen. In fact, after this post, I plan to listen to Bruce’s Born In The USA just to clean myself of what I am about to say. But facts are hard to deny. Sometimes‚Ķ.other countries are just better than us. And I am not just talking about food or timezones. I am talking straight up hotness.

So this club chick that always seems to pop up on the red carpets arrived at the red carpet German premiere for Men In Black 3. My God, she’s hotness in her thong and topless deal going on. It appears just some confetti separates us from complete and full on nipple shots.¬† Not to mention her amazing ass that makes the country of Brazil even a little jealous.

Sorry to say, but you’d never see a red carpet entrance this good in Hollywood. I mean, the best we have is that Jennifer Lopez weird green Versace dress incident and that wasn’t near this great.

So that’s that. Right now it’s time for you to stop filing or doing whatever horrible office work you have to do and check out Micaela Schaefer being super hot and sexy. Remember, you are doing this for the world. It makes you more cultured. Yeah, that’s it…

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