Michael Jackson was parading Beverly Hills last night dressed as Zorro.

“Those kids will never know who I really am if I dress like Zorro!”

Great plan Michael, really savvy. Can someone explain what the chick in the background is laughing about? What’s so funny? Is Michael funny? Funny like a clown? Anyways, poor kids, I feel sorry for them. I guess Michael is never going to beat it. Sorry, had to.

Kind of. Michael is now so broke that he had to give Neverland Ranch back to his real estate company. He still owns some of Neverland Ranch, but he is never there anymore.

AP says,

The singer filed a grant deed on the ranch Monday that makes the new owner an entity called the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. LLC, Tom Pearson of the Santa Barbara County clerk-recorder’s office said Wednesday.
Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. is a joint venture between Jackson and an affiliate of Colony Capital LLC, according to a person with knowledge of the transaction who was not authorized to speak on the record and requested anonymity.
The person could not say what would become of the 2,500-acre property in the bucolic, oak-studded hills of Santa Barbara County’s wine country, 120 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

So now begs the question, does this mean Michael will now hang out at Disney Land in Anaheim during those summer discount days, so he can pick up chicks? Ouch. That was mean, but it is Thursday and I don’t really see the big deal with being mean on Thursdays. One has to wonder what’s next for this creepy man.