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February 2nd, 2007

Michael Jackson’s Kids Have Faces

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Michael Jackson’s kids have escaped their veils and blankets. We can only imagine how strange the world looks to them when it isn’t seen through a gauzy haze. Of course with Jacko as their daddy, their definition of “strange” is probably a little off anyway. So check out the pics of Prince Michael II (aka Blanket) and Prince Michael I and Paris Jackson. I’ll bet you had forgotten what Wacko named the rugrats.

And speaking of Michael’s sperm (how’s that for a fun conversation piece) even though Jacko was able to use enough plastic surgery and Clorox to turn himself into a white woman, he was black once. And if the laws of nature still apply, shouldn’t his kids be a bit…less white? Hey, I failed chemistry, so what do I know, but I don’t think they do DNA bleaching.


4 Responses to “Michael Jackson’s Kids Have Faces”

  1. Wilde Says:

    Shame the same can’t be said about him

  2. esanchez Says:

    I thought I heard a rumor that he was dyeing because he was throwing up. Something to do with his liver

  3. candy Says:

    All i want to say is What THE HELL IS WRONG with ya’ll. Why do people get a kick out of dissin other folks. Ya’ll need to worry about your own kids.

  4. Alyce Says:

    wtf shouldnt his kids be black or relly tanned or sumptin, strange

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| Posted on 02/02/2007, filed under Michael Jackson