Sigh, really, what else do you need to know here?
Oh wait, maybe I should have led with The Swiss Family Robinson missing their hot MILF member. Now Found.
An oncoming MILF with a hot body laying out in Miami. I say oncoming because she is still early 30s and I am not sold that’s complete MILF status as it seems unfair to the other MILFs competing for queen body title. I mean, look at Michelle Hunzinker in her gold laden bikini laying out in tropical Miami. This story has less holes in it than swiss cheese, its literally perfect. Sexy foreign girl bikini Miami bad-Pamela-Anderson-tattoo. Its all the components that win journalist like me Pulitzers.
Now that you are just rotting away in your cubicle waiting for 5:00 to roll around so you can hit the happy hour and get some $1.50 Coronas and get so messy that you slobber on some random girl’s friends taco platter, you can now peruse a swiss model’s bikini pictures. That’s a dignified way to spend your crappy work hours. And that’s all due to my fantastic journalistic skills. You see how that works?