Miley Cyrus continues her Tour Of Awesome. I can’t decide which is more exciting, the fact that she wore a see through top to the airport in Miami, or the fact that she went on that weird Lifetime show, The Conversation With Amanda Cadenet and talked about sex.

via Page Six: “I was talking about this at dinner last night,” said Cyrus. “The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful. It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going.”
Cyrus said that she didn’t feel parents should be so nervous to talk to their kids about sex.
“It’s ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or not make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is,” said Cyrus. “Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is. So educate them and let them know … it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody.”

I love Lifetime, remember when they were just some cheesy channel with low budget chick flick soaps? Now they have Jennifer Love Hewitt hooking on The Client List and Miley Cyrus talking about magic and sex. Magic is awesome, by the way, Miley. There should not ever be even one life example whereas magic isn’t relevant to use in some way as a solution. Shame on you. But at the same time, good on you for wearing a see through top to a major international airport. TSA must have been totally thrilled, did you even have to do the xray machine or were they like, “good to go?” That’s awesome. The pilates is paying off ten-fold right now. Nice touch with the dog. Dr. Ruth overall gives you a B+. The only reason you didn’t get an A for the week is because you wore a bra. Shame on you, again. Next level, Miley, next level…

Forgive me if I make some spell in errors this morning, it’s really tough to see the screen. No one told me NOT to stare directly at the solar eclipse last night. I’m totally hacked right now, I have been seeing spots all morning. In fact, the only thing I can fully make out at this time in the morning is Miley Cyrus’ white lightening cleavage that graced the red carpet of the 2012 Billboard Music Awards last night. For those that didn’t stare directly into the satanic eyes of the solar eclipse, these Miley Cyrus boob pictures may be a tad too bright to get your morning started.

Miley was all done up to the 9s for the show, as you can see by her more elegant hair do. Did I just say that? Wow, you would think this blog is now like InStyle. I just threw up a little in my mouth. And I wish I could see again. I hate my neighbors, why couldn’t someone just say something to me? I may block all my neighbors from seeing Miley’s cleavage to return the favor.

Obviously, Miley’s pilates has been working pretty well. She looks great. She’s the sizzle. I think sizzle might be my new word. Oh and I have an entire 2012 Billboard Music post about to go up. Lots of hotness other than Miley’s cleavage. The likes of Carrie Underwood and Katy Perry and more. Stay on standbye please.

That’s a wrap. I still can’t see.

Miley Cyrus is a home is where the heart is girl, she went to Disneyland this week. However after a lengthy debate, her bra was asked to stay back at home. As everyone already knows, Miley got her start in Disney and most of her movies come from the company, so it would only make sense that she would go boobs flailing to the wonderful world of magic and fantasy.

She got to hop on the rides as well, where she screamed like crazy. I have to say I went to Disneyland a few weeks ago and got on the same ride and didn’t get the same thrill AT ALL. I want my money back. I thought the place sucked. The only decent ride was the Indiana Jones ride, I swear I discovered the Ark in there.

Miley also flashes stomach at the family style theme park, making her a potential candidate for Satan. Because only Satan would scantily dress for Disneyland when they are like the park’s pop culture icon. Even Mickey Mouse was turned on, I heard he had to take a break or two during the day.

Miley Cyrus is continuing her post-Pilates picture tour for the whole world to see, and I for one have to say, I’m rather impressed. I just wonder if she does some makeup when she is finished because she never seems to be frazzled or sweaty in the least, which is not how I imagine her being. But then again, my imagination rarely leads her and I to a Pilates class, which may well explain why that is.

Of course, Miley has been doing the Pilates thing now for some time (click here for tons more Miley Cyrus yoga pilates body pictures) so it’s nice to see the results of her hard work. Or maybe this does remain a mission for Miley to not get dumped by up and coming successful Hunger Games actor, Liam Hemsworth?

I for one don’t care about all the technicalities, I just want us all to live in a world of bliss. A world full to the brim with Miley Cyrus’ abs. At this rate, I really want to see her get dumped, imagine how hard she’d work then? That might mean like P90X for downtime for Miley.

Check out the pictures.

and for us. God Bless her heart and the pilates wardrobe that she continues to grace us with in her closet. Or maybe she isn’t thinking of us, maybe she is thinking of Liam Hemsworth’s new found fame and the fact that he can now bang any chick he wants, maybe even Lindsay Lohan, if he pleases. So maybe she is trying to make him jealous, which could actually be interpreted in being about me, because check this out, if she bangs me, then he will be super jealous and guess what? I’m a totally easy lay. And how mad would this guy be to think that a loser like me totally got up on his chick. Answer? Totally hateful. The kinda hate only experienced by airline staff that has to deal with Alec Baldwin. That’s how much hate there would be. So in a way, Miley Cyrus is slutting it up just for me.

God I am awesome. I almost need a post that solely discusses how completely awesome I am. Go Miley. Keep up the parade, baby you know I’m here in my parents basement watching. Sexy huh?

Check out Miley in her dress with skulls. Scary!

When Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing loose clothes so we can see her boobs, she is apparently freaking out about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth dumping her.

via HollywoodLife:
“I think Miley feels insecure about her relationship with Liam right now,” the insider said. “Let’s face it, Liam has a lot on his plate right now. His career is blowing up and he has a promising future, thanks to The Hunger Games and some other impressive projects.”
Not only is The Hunger Games doing exceedingly well in the box office, Liam, 22, is about to start shooting Empire State with Dwayne Johnson and Emma Roberts. Then he’s off to shoot Broken Run with John Singleton AND Arabian Nights with Morgane Slemp, who’s gorgeous.
“Miley is feeling threatened,” our source said, explaining, “When she first met Liam, he was not well known at all. I think she is just crying  out for attention and she’s worried she may lose him.”

Time for Miley to start dating down? I mean, that’s how she landed Liam, basically dating down but then he got on the fame train and now its not so easy.

Sideboobs are the new awesome these days

I mean, as you already know and as the title states, the world has changed from a gargantuan super sized front boob world to a subtle, any size, sideboob world. The brilliant part about the new sideboob world is that the actual boob size can completely vary due to the angel of the shot. And such is the case of this Miley Cyrus sideboob shot while she is shopping in her loose Iron Maiden rocker shirt. Not big boobs, but as a sideboob, they look incredibly awesome and totally stand out from the pack. That’s great stuff right here. And yes, she’s of the proper age that we can totally discuss her sideboobs.  Enjoy the pictures.

Apparently being engaged to Liam Hemsworth has caused Miley Cyrus to go on a pilates tear. Nothing like staying trim. And by trim, I mean literally trim that you can see here in this up skirt picture taken by photographers outside her most recent Pilates soiree. Last week we got to see Miley’s blue bra, now we get to see the bare goods up the skirt. All in the name of pilates and health and joy. I wonder what Liam Hemsworth thinks of all this? Oh wait, I know…he thinks “man I have a trimmed hot 19 year old girlfriend and most everyone else does not.” What an a$%hole. I hate him. I hate him even if it is on Easter. Its like he is putting down the Easter bunny because he doesn’t have a hot young girlfriend. Ok, I’m the Easter bunny. Well not literally, but per the analogy. And now I’m totally too depressed to go hunting for Easter eggs. I hope everyone else enjoys Easter because Liam Hemsworth ruined mine.

How do I know of such information? Easy now, its because the proof is in the pictures and I have quite a few of them showing Miley walking out of a pilates class with her blue bra hanging out like fat kid playing games in his parent’s basement. I guess its the new loose style for Miley and her boobs.

The great thing in all of this is that the recent barrage of yoga and pilates trips really has Miley in rock hard shape. That’s a plus in my book.

So here’s the deal, Miley Cyrus tweeted a photo that happened to show her wearing what appears to be a diamond ring. Add that to the fact that she is dating Liam Hemsworth, and it doesn’t take Shaggy and the rest of the Mystery Machine passengers to assume she is engaged, to him. I somehow want to envision the call Liam made to Billy Ray, then I rethink that idea and I don’t want to at all. I’m really excited about this story. Just kidding, I don’t care, but what else is there?

These pictures of Miley and Liam were taken in Phoenix at the Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight night in Phoenix. Poor Muhammad looks like he barely gets what is going on, then you see him frozen in pictures with Miley hamming for the camera and you realize that’s absolutely what’s going on.