It won’t be long now until Miley Cyrus turns 18 years old, and I swear I was waiting until that day to say anything sexual about her. But fuck it, I can’t wait any longer! Not after Miley Cyrus released a concert DVD that can be compared to any soft porn movie out there.

I know she’s not naked in the DVD, and she tries not too show “too much” of her boobs or crotch but those moves she’s got just scream sex. Can you also hear it? Cuz this is all I hear and it’s damn loud. So here you are guys, enjoy these pics of Miley Cyrus and don’t forget she’s growing up fast and she may surprise us in the future with a sex tape of two!

Miley Cyrus is only 17, but America’s Most Famous Teenager already has two tattoos (and those are only the ones we can see). Her latest tattoo is raising lots of eyebrows and some are wondering if she’s trying to go down Megan Fox’s path.

Miley has had the words ‘Just Breathe’ inked across her ribcage for a while now, and she just revealed yet another tattoo. The 17-year-old Hannah Montana star had ‘LOVE’ etched onto the anti-helix of her right ear.

Miley Cyrus, whose star-making Disney series wraps this year, said: ‘I’m not trying to be slutty. What I’m trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.”

She also tried to explain the new LOVE tattoo, although sources close to her say it was done as a tribute to her Australian boyfriend Liam Hemsworth:

“There’s so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,’ and I just ignore it because it’s irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that’s all we need to focus on.”

Here is a popular Youtube of Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus performing Before The Storm in Texas Stadium, Dallas. Hey, some of you’s like this stuff. I just report the news. This is news. Moving on…

Jamie Foxx made some pedotastic remarks this morning on his Sirius show about Miley Cyrus. Responding to Miley Cyrus saying she’d ruin Radiohead’s career, Foxx boldly told the 16 year old she should make a sex tape, among other things, according to E! Online.

“Who is Miley Cyrus?” an incredulous Foxx, who has a teenage daughter of his own, said. “The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant…S–t.”
“She’s gonna ruin Radiohead’s career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?
“Make a sex tape and grow up,” he continued. “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That’s what I want.”

This is a very opportune time to remind everyone that sharing bicycles comes at a cost. Anyways, I have some Miley Cyrus and Jamie Foxx pictures below. I also have the youtube of Foxx below the thumbs, because I rule!

When Miley Cyrus isn’t hanging out with her older model boyfriend or watching her dad while he poses on motorcycles, she is making music videos and gettin’ paid! Here is her latest, The Climb.

Here is Miley Cyrus and 20 year older man boyfriend, Justin Gaston, out for a jog. Looks like Miley has some really solid form. What’s Justin looking at? Her form? What a creepy older man! Wanna see an even creepier older man? Click through the pictures until you get to Daddy Cyrus posing in front of a motorcycle. Um, yeah, this is one “entertaining” family, I must say.

Apparently Miley’s World, which are a culmination of the voices in her head, believe that her Fly on the Wall video is similar to Michael Jackson’s Thriller video. I am so glad Miley learned how to use Youtube and a Webcam. Just kidding…

I post this because there are people who care. Miley is in love with her webcam, how totally unadorable. Where are her parents???

This Buck guy, I can’t decide if I like him, or want him ran over by a large Mac Truck. Anyways, he is gossiping about Miley Cyrus and her Youtube videos. I think this guy is a bit soft, if you catch my drift. He starts bagging on Taylor Swift, which pretty much confirms he doesn’t dig chicks. I mean, who cares if Taylor can sing? Whatever, check it out if you like.

On Youtube, that is. This is her Christmas video. She sings about Nick Jonas and “Daddy Cyrus.” And she wears fruity big holiday glasses. Check it out. I guess.