Miranda Kerr, the Aussie super model who turned Orlando Bloom into a good boy, has a face and body from out of this world, so who better to introduce Victoria’s Secrets’ new lingerie line than their very own VS Angel Miranda Kerr?

I’m still not sure if these campaigns are made to sell their products or to blow guys’ minds off, but I do know one thing: we all love them! Watching Miranda Kerr playing with her sexy cotton underwear is like a dream come true. Her ass is just perfect, and her tits, oh, Miranda Kerr’s Tits… don’t even get me started on those but wow, they look gigantic in those bras!

Anytime Miranda Kerr does just about anything there’s a better than average chance you’ll find out about it here. So when I ran across these photos for Elle Magazine June 2010 issue, it was pretty much a no-brainer to share them with you.

The Aussie supermodel showed off her sexy body and even opened her top as she swapped in and out of a variety of outfits for the fashionable monthly mag. Supermodel Miranda Kerr does not love modeling for the money and fame – it’s for the chance to play different roles! The Australian stunner said in an Elle video:

It’s great to be able to be creative and to be fun and flirty and everyone has different sides to their personalities so it’s great to be able to tap in to that.

Miranda Kerr has a specific list of to-do’s that a man needs to fulfill so he can get her in the sack. Apparently Orlando Bloom had to go thru all of them, but hell, wouldn’t you too, if you had the chance?

The beautiful Aussie supermodel said the top items in her list are:

1. Buy the right size
2. Listen to her
3. Connect with her
4. Know what you want
5. Don’t be afraid to show her love
6. Tell she is beautiful and romance her
7. Get a babysitter
8. Be healthy
9. Pamper her
10. Treat her like a goddess

She then added:

In my experience, it is the random small gestures that I find the most romantic. It could be something as simple as making me a cup of tea or being given a foot massage while we are watching a movie at home after a long day at work.

So Miranda Kerr is topless… again… The beautiful and youthful super model is baring her breasts in the latest issue of i-D magazine, and although her boobs are not exactly big, they’re nice and perky, and I for one, wouldn’t mind wrapping my lips around them.

The pictorial shows Miranda Kerr in short shorts and colorful tops that happen to be open in every single photo, trying to convince us to buy her summer clothes. Something tells me that most chicks out there won’t rush to their nearest store and buy those tops, unless their job involves a garter and a pole.

Anyway, these are some great topless photos of Miranda Kerr, and there’s even an upskirt shot in here, so let’s thank i-D magazine for them!

Last week Miranda Kerr was topless. This week she’s in a bikini on the Bondi icebergs in Australia. Folks, we’re going in the wrong direction. But hey, its Miranda Kerr in a bikini, lets keep things in perspective. Tons of pictures below.

Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, showed off her boobs on the beach the other day. Rad. They are pretty much “girl next door” awesome, if you ask me. Lots of high res pictures, don’t forget they are NSFW. Happy Clicking.

Here is Miranda Kerr’s latest photoshoot with Victoria’s Secret. Wow, that’s a huge fairy chair! Yeah, anyways, she is so freaking hot that its almost disgusting. Its a case of being so hot you almost come around to being unhot. I think I need a wet nap. Don’t ask.

Here are some pictures from the latest Victoria’s Secret photoshoot with Miranda Kerr in a bikini. What I want to know is how much they invest in someone to coordinate the set and what she wears? I mean, reality is, what would it matter? She’s so freaking hot in a bikini, I can’t see anyone coming up with something “fabulous.” I mean, who looks at the test shots of Miranda Kerr in a bikini and says, “bring in the fashion coordinator, these shots are terrible.” This job would have to be comparable to being a San Diego weatherman. Cush job. Go ahead and click on the rest of these Miranda Kerr bikini shots, I know you want to.

Its good to be Orlando bloom, particularly when your girlfriend has to go away for a bit because she is shooting for Victoria’s Secret, in St. Barts. My lord, this chick is smoking hot. She has that girl next door and girl that would never talk to me look all wrapped up in one. Quite the achievement if I do say. Check out more pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini.

The rumor that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are getting married is apparently one big elaborate hoax. Thank God for this, I was beginning to lose hope. Yes, hope for me, jerk….I get hot chicks also, although mostly on the Internet or in Second Life. I pull tons of chicks in Second Life. Ok, I should stop now. Anyways, check out what People Magazine had to say about this wonderful news!

A rep for Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
“The story … is completely false and misleading,” the rep says. “Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said.”
But while they’re not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.