Victoria’s Secret is that Miranda Kerr is about to make your weekend.

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Are you hungover this morning? Well before you have that bloody mary and paradise pancakes from iHop, I have brought to you a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model shoot with Miranda Kerr. Yes, Minranda Kerr, the paradise within your pancakes. The wings beneath your libido. The endless lame metaphors that I will stop immediately.

Miranda is a buddhist who is known to chant every morning and night. I somehow think this is total BS because no way would she do something like that and ruin my image of her. Unless she practices this Buddhism naked, which would then make up considerable ground. She also says coconut oil is the key to her incredible looks.

One second, I need to go online and mass order coconut oil. I am going to start sneaking this stuff into the whoppers of some of the girls that I date and see if it helps any.

I hope Miranda Kerr in lingerie and half naked makes your Saturday even better.

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Miranda Kerr in yoga pants

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Miranda Kerr, formerly the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Angel, wore some yoga pants not so secretly after leaving Pilates. If its one this this site loves more than anything but absolute nudity, its yoga pants. Yoga pants are like the entry way to total nudity, that’s why. I think even mores than lingerie, which Ms. Kerr is clearly familiar with as she was a Victoria’s Secret model. On Models.com, Kerr ranks number 4 on the list of the top 20 sexiest models. So when you consider that I found pictures of the top 4 model in the world wearing Yoga pants on the Internet this morning, you almost have to say that I am like a God figure at this point. I bet you go through your entire Tuesday with not one person doing that kinda goodness for you today. I have basically made your entire day.

Miranda Kerr is originally from Australia. I’d love to go “down under” on her and find out what’s below the yoga pants hood. I will end this before it gets too awkward or just plain obscene.

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Miranda Kerr in Sexy Panties

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Miranda Kerr, the Aussie super model who turned Orlando Bloom into a good boy, has a face and body from out of this world, so who better to introduce Victoria’s Secrets’ new lingerie line than their very own VS Angel Miranda Kerr?

I’m still not sure if these campaigns are made to sell their products or to blow guys’ minds off, but I do know one thing: we all love them! Watching Miranda Kerr playing with her sexy cotton underwear is like a dream come true. Her ass is just perfect, and her tits, oh, Miranda Kerr’s Tits… don’t even get me started on those but wow, they look gigantic in those bras!

Miranda Kerr Technically Topless

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Anytime Miranda Kerr does just about anything there’s a better than average chance you’ll find out about it here. So when I ran across these photos for Elle Magazine June 2010 issue, it was pretty much a no-brainer to share them with you.

The Aussie supermodel showed off her sexy body and even opened her top as she swapped in and out of a variety of outfits for the fashionable monthly mag. Supermodel Miranda Kerr does not love modeling for the money and fame – it’s for the chance to play different roles! The Australian stunner said in an Elle video:

It’s great to be able to be creative and to be fun and flirty and everyone has different sides to their personalities so it’s great to be able to tap in to that.

Things to Do to Date Miranda Kerr

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Miranda Kerr has a specific list of to-do’s that a man needs to fulfill so he can get her in the sack. Apparently Orlando Bloom had to go thru all of them, but hell, wouldn’t you too, if you had the chance?

The beautiful Aussie supermodel said the top items in her list are:

1. Buy the right size
2. Listen to her
3. Connect with her
4. Know what you want
5. Don’t be afraid to show her love
6. Tell she is beautiful and romance her
7. Get a babysitter
8. Be healthy
9. Pamper her
10. Treat her like a goddess

She then added:

In my experience, it is the random small gestures that I find the most romantic. It could be something as simple as making me a cup of tea or being given a foot massage while we are watching a movie at home after a long day at work.

Miranda Kerr Topless

So Miranda Kerr is topless… again… The beautiful and youthful super model is baring her breasts in the latest issue of i-D magazine, and although her boobs are not exactly big, they’re nice and perky, and I for one, wouldn’t mind wrapping my lips around them.

The pictorial shows Miranda Kerr in short shorts and colorful tops that happen to be open in every single photo, trying to convince us to buy her summer clothes. Something tells me that most chicks out there won’t rush to their nearest store and buy those tops, unless their job involves a garter and a pole.

Anyway, these are some great topless photos of Miranda Kerr, and there’s even an upskirt shot in here, so let’s thank i-D magazine for them!

Miranda Kerr does another bikini shoot.

Australia, Bikini, Miranda Kerr

Last week Miranda Kerr was topless. This week she’s in a bikini on the Bondi icebergs in Australia. Folks, we’re going in the wrong direction. But hey, its Miranda Kerr in a bikini, lets keep things in perspective. Tons of pictures below.

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Miranda Kerr topless on the beach.

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Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, showed off her boobs on the beach the other day. Rad. They are pretty much “girl next door” awesome, if you ask me. Lots of high res pictures, don’t forget they are NSFW. Happy Clicking.

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Miranda Kerr, my guilty pleasures…

Here is Miranda Kerr’s latest photoshoot with Victoria’s Secret. Wow, that’s a huge fairy chair! Yeah, anyways, she is so freaking hot that its almost disgusting. Its a case of being so hot you almost come around to being unhot. I think I need a wet nap. Don’t ask.

Miranda Kerr in the new Victoria’s Secret

Here are some pictures from the latest Victoria’s Secret photoshoot with Miranda Kerr in a bikini. What I want to know is how much they invest in someone to coordinate the set and what she wears? I mean, reality is, what would it matter? She’s so freaking hot in a bikini, I can’t see anyone coming up with something “fabulous.” I mean, who looks at the test shots of Miranda Kerr in a bikini and says, “bring in the fashion coordinator, these shots are terrible.” This job would have to be comparable to being a San Diego weatherman. Cush job. Go ahead and click on the rest of these Miranda Kerr bikini shots, I know you want to.