Natalie Portman and Sean Penn?

Natalie Portman has somehow managed to lose some of her hotness. Which says a lot, considering many (including I) figured she would always have an additional 3 points on the 1-10 scale for hotness, due to her Princess Leah attire she war in Star Wars. But she managed to level even that off this week by being caught making out with Sean Penn at the Sunset Towers hotel in Hollywood. More from Star.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”
“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

He just played that guy, Milk. How sexy? They do say the ladies love the gay thing. I guess this goes a few steps in providing more evidence of such. Below is more hot Natalie Portman pictures. Enjoy while they last….

Natalie Portman likes to “do it.”

Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.