October 17th, 2007

Natalie Portman Does a Nude Scene

Personally, I don’t get all the hullabaloo about Natalie Portman. Sure she’s pretty enough, but every man with a penis that likes girls is all hot and bothered over Natalie’s newest short film Hotel Chevalier because Nat flashes her naked bottom and a little side boob.

Is it because she seems so aloof and untouchable? Is it some unshakable Star Wars fantasy like Princess Leia in the gold bikini? I mean here’s Natalie in some truly artistic work of movie magic and the only thing guys will be thinking is “Dude, that’s Luke Skywalker’s mom’s ass.”


3 Responses to “Natalie Portman Does a Nude Scene”

  1. Lydokane Says:

    Is there any reason why you plagiarized yourself? http://www.celebrityrumors.com/page/3/ sandwiched between Kristen Bell and Victoria Beckham.

    Lydokane

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    No complains from this side of town. Become ten pounds havier, so your ass, legs and arm are full of meat. And after that: THROW THOSE TITS IN THE AIR!!

  3. Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip Says:

    Wanna boink this Bi*t#!

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