Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.
“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”
I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.






















