Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem.

So Eminem put out his most recent track, Bagpipes from Baghdad, and it makes fun of, you guessed, celebs. And Mariah Carey. Which has Nick Cannon’s panties in a bunch. Seriously. This is story is real. Nick just couldn’t allow one opportunity of publicity to pass him by. Check out what he rode on his blog.

So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ” What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

Mariah Carey is a bundle of Christmas spirit.

Mariah Carey is enjoying the blizzard and freezing Aspen conditions this Christmas, and she is dressed the part with her big uggs, or whatever those obnoxious boots are called. She also brought along her little holiday elf helper, Nick Cannon. Hopefully he got the chance to dive into the egg-nog, I can’t imagine sharing a hotel room with Mariah is something to savor.