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May 23rd, 2007

Nicole Richie Not in Rehab

Despite reports from The National Enquirer and Star magazines, Nicole Richie may not be in rehab. The tabloids had tattled that Nicole entered the Beau Monde Treatment Center in California on May 11th, reportedly weighing a not at all alarming 83 pounds. The story was that the wasting away Simple Life star checked in for treatment of an eating disorder and substance abuse.

But don’t go getting your hopes up. Nicole’s peeps have dismissed the story and say that she is home in Glendale. Because why would a girl who is so thin that she is now see-through and who drives the wrong way down a highway while popping Vicodin need rehab? Rehab is really just for people who use naughty homophobic slurs or shave their heads.


One Response to “Nicole Richie Not in Rehab”

  1. johnny Says:

    The Simple Life is still on? Who the heck is still watching it?? :-P

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| Posted on 05/23/2007, filed under Nicole Richie