Owen Wilson has resorted to peeing with the door open to make sure that people know he’s not taking drugs. Since his recent suicide attempt over his breakup with Kate Hudson, loved ones have been worried about his mental stability, and whether or not its being affected by recreational drugs. If he were doing drugs, though, this would explain a lot of things: dating Jessica Simpson, for one. Actually, the peeing with the door open thing sort of makes me think that it’s an indicator that he actually is on drugs. What a relief – here I was, worried that he’d suddenly developed bad taste in women, when really it’s just a simple case of drug addiction. Whew. |
November 2nd, 2007
