Amanda Bynes still partying even after DUI

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Amanda Bynes celebrated her recent DUI by partying at Chateau Marmont. She also used a curb to turn her car around after the party and was texting while driving. It’s like the full gamut of things you shouldn’t do the few days following a DUI. Lindsay Lohan must be so happy right now, I mean, Amanda is really taking reigns from her. I wonder what the heck she was texting? “hey I’m super wasted going home now …. ugh stupid curb!!!! xoxo” I am glad to see she has an iPhone though. Blackberrys are lame.

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Carly Craig from Role Models, hot shoot for Esquire

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Anyone remember the topless hottie from Role Models fame? Yeah, that’s Carly Craig, and this morning we creepily found like 40+ pictures of her from her photo shoot for Esquire. The photoshoot theme is called My Place and its difficult to not wish it were called “Your Place.” Or wait, maybe “My Place” does kind of work for fantasy perspective. My grammar is bad even in a land that’s not real, how pathetic am I? Anyways, these pictures are umber sexy, its Friday morning love. Oh yeah, its Coachella weekend. Its raining in Los Angeles so expect some good hot pictures next week.

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Alicia Silverstone chews her babies food even though she has breast

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Alicia Silverstone has replaced her breast with chewing her baby’s own food. Well I don’t know about the breast replacement part, but I thought it made the title fun and fancy and since this is a Thursday it felt needed. All the same, Alicia chews the food, then feeds it to her baby. And with that I am totally disgusted.

via RadarOnline:
“I wasn’t saying this was anything somebody should do,” the star of Clueless said Saturday as she appeared at New York’s Brooklyn Academy of Music to promote her upcoming movie, Vamps. “I wasn’t trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus. I’m very glad that I did it.”
She continued, “People have been feeding their kids that way for thousands for years. It’s a weaning process. It’s just a thing that has been going on for thousands of years and I didn’t think I was inventing anything…”

Well 1000s of years has seen a lot of things go by: Dictatorships, slavery, devil worship, Dane Cook’s comedy show. Just because its been around for 1000′s of years, or in the case of Dane Cook, just feels that way, doesn’t mean its a good thing. But what do I know?

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Stephanie Pratt, from The Hills to surfer girl.

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Are The Hills still on? I am seriously asking as I can’t really see MTV canceling any show for any reason. I mean, what are we on now, The Real World 30? Well Stephanie Pratt has taken her reality to Oahu, Hawaii for a little bikini time and surfing. I can’t tell if these are a staged photoshoot but something tells me she simply frolicked in the shallow waters with the surf board so there would be pictures of her wet and surfing. I’m not saying I’m mad atcha, just saying its probably the case. One thing for sure, she has to be more coordinated than her annoying brother Spencer, so there is that. She looks pretty good in the pictures.

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Miley Cyrus shows off her sideboob

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Sideboobs are the new awesome these days

I mean, as you already know and as the title states, the world has changed from a gargantuan super sized front boob world to a subtle, any size, sideboob world. The brilliant part about the new sideboob world is that the actual boob size can completely vary due to the angel of the shot. And such is the case of this Miley Cyrus sideboob shot while she is shopping in her loose Iron Maiden rocker shirt. Not big boobs, but as a sideboob, they look incredibly awesome and totally stand out from the pack. That’s great stuff right here. And yes, she’s of the proper age that we can totally discuss her sideboobs.  Enjoy the pictures.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee, from fat to fit, to movie actress

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Jennifer Nicole Lee used to be fat. Now she is totally hot and skinny. And that’s her gig. Until now. Because after getting hit up by Michael Bay, she is set to star in a new movie with Mark Wahlberg and The Rock in some movie about body builders trying to live in a works of crime or something silly like that. So, is Michael Bay tapping that or sticking to with Lauren Stoner?

Or just have both? I say have both. That’s how I would roll.

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Kanye West doesn’t hide he banged Kim Kardashian

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These are pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopping at Jeffries in New York City. And for further proof that Kanye banged Kim, he will begin appearing on Kim’s “reality” show next season.

via Radaronline:
“Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won’t see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye,” a show insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Isn’t this like handing the case to her ex, Kris Humphries? Kris wants Kim’s breast on a platter, and not for the same reasons that the rest of us do. But this just has to prove that Kim was banging him during their marriage and that he might just be entitled to more from Kim. Looks like she really set up Kris as some publicity stunt when you start looking at this. On the other hand, how can they possibly cut a deal with Kanye to not be the center of a show? Kim must have some powerful ….. because Kanye seems to be totally whipped. I personally prefer Kourtney. Just thought I’d throw that in there.

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Miranda Kerr in yoga pants

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Miranda Kerr, formerly the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Angel, wore some yoga pants not so secretly after leaving Pilates. If its one this this site loves more than anything but absolute nudity, its yoga pants. Yoga pants are like the entry way to total nudity, that’s why. I think even mores than lingerie, which Ms. Kerr is clearly familiar with as she was a Victoria’s Secret model. On Models.com, Kerr ranks number 4 on the list of the top 20 sexiest models. So when you consider that I found pictures of the top 4 model in the world wearing Yoga pants on the Internet this morning, you almost have to say that I am like a God figure at this point. I bet you go through your entire Tuesday with not one person doing that kinda goodness for you today. I have basically made your entire day.

Miranda Kerr is originally from Australia. I’d love to go “down under” on her and find out what’s below the yoga pants hood. I will end this before it gets too awkward or just plain obscene.

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Brooklyn Decker impresses Aussies with bikini

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I hope that everyone had a delightful Easter. If you happened to have been at a pool in Sidney, Australia, then you potentially had the greatest Easter of them all because super bikini model and wife of Tennis star Andy Roddick, Brooklyn Decker, was out getting a tan in her bikini. The only thing that could possibly be better than this would be Decker totally naked on my bed with chocolate bunnies and cheetohs. Hey, we all have our things, don’t hate.

Brooklyn is pretty much the most iconic swimsuit model we have around today. And its all real folks. My dream of being a cabana boy is really further instigated by these pictures and the lotions you can see beside her. I wouldn’t miss a spot.

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Courtney Stodden delivers the Devil’s Easter bunny.

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Yesterday was Easter, the day that Christ was resurrected. Thankfully this happened because without such, there would be no Courtney Stodden for the world to enjoy. So yes, in a way, Christ brought us the trashiest teen on planet earth. Here are some pictures of how a trashy teen girl celebrated Easter, I didn’t know they sold bimbo bunny ears, but here they are (Hef must be rolling over in the grave he’s to one day fill). You can also see in the pictures that Courtney is fixing a jeep, because she’s handy like that. Don’t feel bad for looking, it is what it is.

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