Chris Brown is going to court today, and the lingering question remains: Will the DA charge homeboy for the alleged beatdown? Well, here is the supposed police report they are going off of. If this is true, I can’t see them not charging him. According to TMZ, Rihanna read a lengthy text message from another woman while they were driving and then this insanity ensued.

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

Ah, love is in the air….and to think, she is back together with him. I love young love. Now, Brown’s lawyers apparently want to offer a plea deal. And guess what? Rihanna is the centerpiece. Go figure, women all around the world should thank Rihanna.

Sources close to the negotiations tell E! News that the R&B star’s attorneys are in talks with the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office about a possible plea deal that would see Brown wind up with probation–rather than jail time–for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna on Feb. 8.
Although the D.A. just received the case from the Los Angeles Police Department today, Brown’s A-list defense attorney Mark Geragos began powwowing with prosecutors earlier in the week.
“They have a victim who’s back together with her alleged attacker, and some conflicting statements from each side,” says the source. “It’s not the slam dunk they hoped it would be.”

So there you have it. Lets just see how it pans out today.

Congrats on naming your baby a dumb name. Here is Pete and Ashlee with baby, Bronx Mowgli (yes, I am dead serious unfortunately) totting Bronx through London’s Heathrow airport. Pete is wearing red boots to symbolize that he is actually satan. What is the point of these two anymore? Hey, MTV called, they are missing their Beach House host this summer, apparently Tara Reid’s lackluster career called in sick. Snap to it you two. I will say this, Ashlee looks hotter than a firecracker, I can’t believe she just had a baby. As for Pete, he looks softer than Ashlee. Maybe Ashlee is really just a lesbian deep down inside. Leave some comments, what are your thoughts? And oh yeah, check out the rest of these pictures of Pete, Ashlee and Bronx. Wow, it hurts me just saying that rugrats name…

Lebron, he got game. Watch him cross over and then thrown down over some poor soul trying to stop him. Man, I love the NBA.

Fresh off of Mardi Gras, the city of New Orleans got treated to something even stranger than the caravan of strange costumes that parade St. Charles and Canal streets respectively. They got to play witness to the carnival of Britney Spears costumes, including a genie theme, cop theme and some umbrella gig. Basically, all the essential nessecary for a good ole fashioned bachelor party. Man, I love strippers. Oh wait, anyways, Britney Spears Circus Tour is now in full swing. Coming to a city near you.

While Kevin Federline looks like one of those teletubbies that hasn’t shaved in a couple of days, he is really just a nanny for his ex, Britney Spears. While she is on tour, Kevin reportedly gets $5k / week to watch the kids. That’s a good job in this economy, heck, I’d watch the rugrats for that dough! Making the deal sweeter, he gets a rental house of his choice in whatever city she is performing in! I wonder if his new girlfriend is coming along on tour as well? Who knows. More K-Fed Telletubby pictures below.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are married? That’s the rumor. Check this out from The Star.

“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!

Of course, there is nothing more dreamy and fairy tale’ish than a good whack in the head and a WWF chokehold. I never knew it was so easy to land such a hot broad. My game is off. This bullcrap about opening doors for them when I could have been slamming the door into their heads really has me down. Anyways….

Did Solange throw a mic into the crowd during a performance at House of Blues? Does it matter if she did? Hey, I just tell you what’s hot, and this is one hot Youtube video. 90k views this morning….give it a look.

Kanye West girlfriend, Amber Rose, struck a pose in Hollywood the other day. And when I say struck a pose, I mean she stuck her booty out while scantily dressed and smoking a cigarette on the patio of a nice, respectable restaurant. Apparently this is the new love of his life. He is a rock / hip-hop star. He can get any girl he wants. Lets review. He is a rock / hip-hop star. He can get any girl he wants. Ok, everyone got that? Its called a paradox. Let me know if there are any questions. And yeah, check out the array of super-classy pictures of Kanye West and Amber Rose below.

Move over Hayden Panettiere, Britney Spears has dethrowned you as the Candies girl for 2009. Britney’s new hard abs, which are back to her early form, apparently got her some nice accolades. Hey, girl looks good if you ask me. Far removed are the days of Hollywood chasing her around gas stations. This is the new Britney Spears. I’d hit it. That’s fo damn sure! Check out a few more sneak peek pictures of Britney as the Candies girl for 2009.

Rihanna’s family is none too thrilled with her decision to get back with Chris Brown, particularly as she is fresh off a beat down by him.

“Everyone wants them to take a break, to cool off,” a relative of Rihanna tells PEOPLE after the pair returned to Los Angeles together early Monday morning. “No one wants them back together.”
Family thought that the relationship was over after Brown allegedly battered Rihanna on Feb. 8. The couple went their own ways for awhile – he went home, while she recuperated in Barbados and Mexico – but the separation was short-lived.
“I’m concerned,” continues the relative. “I don’t want her to make a mistake, and I don’t want her to ever go through this again.”

Boy, Oprah and Tyra have to be rolling around in their Fritos over this one. Rihanna is now a bad role model. Who would have guessed she would have went back to Brown? Oh, that’s right, anyone with a brain.