This is what’s hot on Youtube, and its The Office. So its worthy for a look. Its not bad, for a Tuesday that is.

Lindsay Lohan’s body is now being used by scientist at the FDA to determine what combination of products causes the body to just rot away. A regimine of Red Bull, Cigarretes and White Wine will be administered to Lohan for the next several days. Scientist are confident that her body should be fully rotted away or resemble Courtney Love within days.

Check out more of Lindsay Lohan’s London trip pictures.

Here is Miley Cyrus and 20 year older man boyfriend, Justin Gaston, out for a jog. Looks like Miley has some really solid form. What’s Justin looking at? Her form? What a creepy older man! Wanna see an even creepier older man? Click through the pictures until you get to Daddy Cyrus posing in front of a motorcycle. Um, yeah, this is one “entertaining” family, I must say.

Khloe Kardashian was reportedly out partying it up in Miami South Beach with Chris Brown this weekend. Although, she denies it on her blog. Of course.

Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged “news” is that I’ve never even met Chris Brown!
It’s so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up — I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!

Well that clears it up. Khloe, sorry I called you so early this morning, but I just had to know. Also, sorry for calling you last night at 3am, I swear, I was just curious about this whole Chris Brown story….any indication from my 13 voicemails that lead you to believe I wanted anything else is totally unfounded.

Thanks,

Lady GaGa’s video for Lovegame is a big Youtube hit this week. I personally love the little arabian queen meets Broadway hooker look. Call me crazy, but that’s hot. Have a look.

Megan Fox went out to eat at The Smoke House restaurant in Burbank yesterday, apparently she did this after leaving supposed ex boyfriend Brian Austin Greens house. That’s the news part of this story, now for the important part. Look at her boobs, do they move? Seriously, these things appear filled with lead or something. I wonder if they even float? They should float, right? Hey, stop it, of course I have played with boobs before. Just because I have never tested them as floating devices doesn’t mean I don’t get any. Jerks. Just go check out the pictures of Megan Fox’s boobs below.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s future wife, went on vacation in Rio de Janeiro and she brought a bikini. That makes this totally newsworthy. Although these aren’t great shots of her due to that silly white picket fence, they are good enough to get us by for a Sunday. I like the idea of the two big white balls seen in the pictures. I am sure there is some great witty joke in that somewhere. Maybe you can come up with it? Leave me a comment, lets see what you can come up with. Oh yeah, more Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures below.

Madonna was seen leaving LA’s Kabbalah Center yesterday, with a fresh morning shadow. Actually, this may well be a bit more than a morning shadow. Looks like a beard to me. The material girl may need to purchase a mach 3. Crap, even I don’t sport this much facial hair. I feel very inferior this morning, now, after seeing this. I wonder what A-Rod thinks of this? Maybe she got into A-Rod’s “medicine” cabinet. Yeah, that was low, I know…more pictures of Madonna below.

A decade past when she should be even in a bikini, Pam Anderson somehow got the nod in Vegas at Richie Rich’s fashion show to light up the stage in a bikini. And she went the full distance on this one. Dancing, parading, leg kicks, pretty much a lot of unsexiness. Man, remember when she was so hot? Frolicking across a Santa Monica beach to save some kid in the water? Those days are gone with the wind. Anyways, I’d still hit it. Here are lots more of the Pam Anderson Vegas bikini pictures.

Here is a picture of Paris Hilton’s vjayjay. I would love to write a diatribe on this, but, it really is what it is. You either like this kind of thing or you don’t. Its the best I can do right now, try to enjoy it. More pictures below.