In what is quite possibly the worst announcement in the history of all things announceable, M.I.A had a baby and told the world about it on her Myspace page. Either this is hieroglyphics, her trying to communicate with alien worlds, or she fell asleep during English class.

HAPPY VALENTINES!
SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !
HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

That’s just brutal to read. It almost appears as if she went into an AOL Chatroom and hired some 9 year old to write this up and then she posted it. Hey MIA, not sure if you are aware, but you can actually take the cap locks button off. This is just humiliating. I would say this kid is not going to grow up and work as a columnist for the New York Times, he’s just dead in the water. Anyways, I put a few pictures of her up.

This weekend at Lavo in Las Vegas, Benji Madden tried to pick up on Katy Perry. She rejected, which wouldn’t be a big deal, but in doing so, she told the crowd at Lavo how much she loves women. Basically, Benji so repulsed her that she decided to go gay instead. Nice one. Hey, we have all been rejected before, and she can’t be an easy pick up, but come the heck on. You turn her gay? So no other of us guys get a shot at her rockin’ boobs? Nice one douchebag! Enjoy her pictures, somewhere a nice butch girl in a Harley jacket with dolphin tattoos on her stomach is laying in bed with Katy.

Chris Brown has apparently decided to take the road of accepting responsibility in the attack on Rihanna. Of course, God is going to help him out in all of this.

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds.”

I love it when celebs turn to God for help. Looks like Brown is going to try to appeal to the public. Good luck with that one, going to be a tough road for him.

I don’t even know what to say, this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Here is the story behind it.

WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years. This whole thing started out really small and simple. And then along came the internet, and a video camera, and …

Dwight Howard was selected as a coach for the Rookies vs Sophmores which was a part of the NBA All Star weekend in Phoenix this weekend. And apparently, he takes his role so seriously that he rehearsed his pregame coaching speech all by his lonesome. Well, and with a camera. Looks like he will make a good coach someday. But for now, I would say he should stick to the hardwood and contend for an NBA title.

Jessica Simpson wore a skort while performing at Madison Square Garden. For more one what the heck a skort is, here is more from an excerpt in Us Magazine.

“I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note,” the singer told fans, laughing. “That’s why I’m wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t split.”

So basically wearing a skort is a way to sway the media attention off of her weight issue. I don’t know. Seriously, I am not even sure why I am reporting this. But hey, Jessica looks pretty hot in the pictures, so I encourage you to click on them.

Here’s a picture of Scarlette Johansson in a new ad for Dolce and Gabbana. And surprise, its hot. Makes me want to go out and find a girl that looks like Scarlette Johansson and….yeah, oh, I mean, it makes me want to go out and buy some D&G shades. That’s it. Anyways, enjoy the picture.

Paris Hilton has been on a good streak in concern with list. Last week she made it to the Grammys, even though she has nothing to do with the music industry that doesn’t revolve around ruining it. This week, she was invited to Aubrey O’Days birthday party. How VIP. Anyways, they both looks really hot. You go girls, check out the rest of the sexy Paris Hilton and Aubrey ODay pictures.

This is Katrina Darrell, the girl that auditioned for American Idol in a bikini. I really don’t have a whole hell of a lot to say about her. She didn’t make Idol, but somehow, when I see pictures such as these, I still find her extraordinarily relevant. In my mind, Katrina won American Idol, and no one can take that away from me. Or her. Check out these Katrina Darrell bikini pictures.

Kate Hudson installed a stripper pole inside of her bathroom. And apparently she uses it, according to The Scoop.

“She’s so proud of it,” said the insider. “She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”
Hudson did spend the afternoon of Feb. 7 at Wilson’s Malibu estate. But aerobic striptease has its risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while gyrating for then-husband Chris Robinson.

To be honest, I had noticed that her movies as of late really haven’t been that great, but it really didn’t seem like she needed to resort to working on a backup career. But hey, I am good with it.

“Kate Hudson to the mainstage.”

Just let me know when and where babe.