Mickey Rourke is now making an attempt to dress the part of rejuvenated acting career. Only one thing: He is fashionably challenged. This is a complete disaster. It looks like Nick Lachey aged 40 years and got blue paint dumped on him during a Nickolodean show. Not good. But I did hear The Wrestler is really good. I guess that makes up for some of this mess.
This guy is seemingly the most endless annoying media item since Heidi Montag, and at least Heidi’s hair is pretty hot (and the rest of her, but just making a point). Former Gov. Blagojevich carried on his martyrism cause on David Letterman. For once, Letterman could have had that animal dude on there and it would have actually been more interesting to me.
Don’t let these pictures fool you, Etta James may look like she’s digging Beyonce, but the truth is, Etta got drunk on a pitcher of Hatorade and bagged on Beyonce for singing her song, At Last, at the Obama Inauguration.
“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped,” James told an audience at the Paramount Theatre, sarcastically calling her “The great Beyoncé.”
James didn’t finish there.
“I can’t stand Beyoncé,” she spit out on an audio clip posted on Allhiphop.com, adding that Beyoncé “had no business … singing my song that I been singing forever.”
Two weeks ago, James’ son told the Daily News his mom, who has suffered health setbacks after gastric bypass surgery, was moved by the performance.
“You know your President, right? You know the one with the big ears?” she asked the audience. “He ain’t my President.”
Does Hatorade have a lot of fiber in it? I’m just sayin’, woman seems crazy and old.
Paris Hilton went tanning in Beverly Hills yesterday, either that or she had a bad skin reaction to squash, or she is beginning to turn into a chicken mcnugget. You choose. Her skin appears to be turning orange. Might I suggest she find a better tanning salon? Maybe one that isn’t just punking her white a#$ everytime she comes in?
“Hey, its Paris again, go turn it to broil.”
More orange Paris Hilton pictures below.
Alex Rodriquez isn’t happy that Madonna is hanging out with Brazilian model, Jesus Luz. Because if its one thing that is unacceptable in A-Rod’s life, its cheating. cough cough….anyways, Madonna claims its all a ploy to divert the media, according to the NY Daily News.
Madonna has been trying to soothe the Yankee slugger by telling him Luz is just a decoy to take the heat off of their own romance. “Madonna pooh-pooed her relationship with Jesus and called it a publicity trick,” the insider confides. “But now that Jesus was spotted out with her kids, she can’t hide her subterfuge any longer.”
So far, the Material Mom’s (r.) relationship with Luz has been uncomplicated. “Jesus comes and goes, but he never stays at her house. He’s certainly not moving in,” says the source. “It’s not like Madge is going to marry Jesus. He’s keeping her warm at night.”
Jude Law looks pretty hot when he is dressed up like a sexy supermodel. Either that or I haven’t had any in a really long time…..and this all begs the question, why is Jude Law dressed up like a woman? And when will I get any again? The afformentioned is easiest to answer, according to Sally Potter’s blog.
Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all.
Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx – a “celebrity super-model” and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds.
Strangely, the more he became a ‘she’, coiffed and made-up – the more naked was his performance. There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot.
Looks like the LA Galazy experiment of bringing over a Euro to make Americans say “football” instead of saying “soccer,” is a big fat FAIL. Oh well, Victoria, it was nice having you and your crooked boobs. Looks like David may stay with AC Milan (that’s some football team, I guess), therebye ending his short lived LA Galazy “imma save this league” tenure. The LA Times says,
“Milan will do everything to have Beckham even after March. It is clear that it’s our wish to have him until the end of the season [May 31] or on a permanent deal.”
The Galaxy has insisted that Beckham must return by March 9 for the beginning of the Major League Soccer season, and Galliani admitted that the MLS club is fully within its rights in doing so.
“There’s always a hope, but contracts should be honored,” he said. “If the Galaxy wants to talk, we would be very happy to try. But . . . they are in the right. Beckham must return to America on March 9. Let’s wait.”
So anyone that was thinking that Sam Lufti has been using Britney Spears to get cashflow can sleep easy tonight, because its pretty much confirmed. Sam Lufti can barely afford in-and-out burger anymore, much less live in this kind of debt. TMZ says,
According to documents obtained by TMZ, a lien was slapped on Lutfi’s condo back in April. Lutfi never paid the debt, which grew to $18,507.58 by November.
The lien was filed by a debt collection agency on behalf of the homeowner’s association where Lutfi has a condo.
According to docs, Lutfi has until February 10 to pay up or the condo could be forced into foreclosure.
And Lutfi has other financial issues. A bank that issued Sammy boy a Discover Card filed a lawsuit against him last month, claiming he owes $7,966.98.
Times are bad, even when you are a celebrity a$$ kisser. Maybe Sam should request a bailout?
After having pictures published in News of the World smoking out of a bong, Michael Phelps has since apologized. But that apology has fallen on deaf ears in Columbia, S.C, where sheriff Leon Lott Jr. is apparently needy for attention and wants to prosecute him. People has more on the story.
“If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges,” the statement said. “The Richland County Sheriff’s Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity.”
Way to waste everyone’s time Leon and get yourself some media attention. Surely that area isn’t that crime free? Find something meaningful to do…idiot.
No need to worry, you didn’t really miss anything. The commercials were pretty lame this year. However, check out this montage of all the auto commercials in the Superbowl. Considering the economy, auto commercials during the Superbowl may become archaic bits of history!
