What looked like an 80s commercial for nair, actually turned out to be former Republican Vice President Nominee, Sarah Palin, rockin’ some short-shorts at a Miami resort. Sarah is in town for the Governors Association meeting, the night before, her date Todd turned into a toad so he isn’t pictured here. Which leaves Sarah single and waiting for that perfect moralist to come along and sweep her off her feet. Are those actually umbros? Doesn’t matter, looks like Sarah uses the stair stepper at Balleys.

You go girl.

More Sarah Palin short-shorts pictures.

I don’t have anything important to say about her. She didn’t do anything newsworthy. But, its Friday, she’s hot, and it seems right to put her pictures up on the blog today. Also, after the Jessica Simpson banned from the CMA’s post, I feel like I should make it up to you. So, I present thee: Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret Angel. You don’t need to worry about whether or not she’s the type of girl you introduce to mom, because quite frankly, she’d never even talk to you. Unless you she were saying, “please stop parking here all night, I am calling the cops.”

Not that I’d know. I have just heard. Anyways…

More Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Angel pictures.

Payback is a…..well, its releasing a country album, then thinking you will win an award, but not winning the award and in fact, not even getting into said award show, only to end up watching as your boyfriend’s ex girlfriend host the show (looking hotter than you, I might add).

In a last ditch effort to save her career, the “Dukes of Hazzard” star released a country album earlier this year — so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night’s show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo’s current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like … Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!

Looks like Jessica will have some time this year to attend all of Tony Romo’s football games. Terrel Owens must be shedding tears of happiness at the thought. I think if Tony were to actually make it through the playoffs this year, he’d probably go back to Carrie. Never thought I would say this, but he needs an upgrade. Being dumped from the Country Music Awards is pretty bad.

Raffaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway’s ex husband and former fraudalent Vatican CFO, isn’t happy with the prison he is in. He is serving four and a half years and has now written a letter to his lawyer describing the “intolerable” conditions.

“Mr. Follieri reports that he is in a windowless dormitory with approximately 120 other men,” the letter said. “He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. e.g., there is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”

Mr. Folliere also went on to say that there are too many bars and that a guy named Red was supposed to get him a poster of Angelina Jolie and a tool for rock carving.

She was however affected by the brute civilian labor she remains so very unaccustomed to. Notice how she isn’t watching the price meter? “I’m rich, bitch.” That’s kind of what that says. Anyways, Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out. I believe its scheduled for a one day passing at the theaters and then on to DVD’s R US where you will be able to purchase it with a free bag of day old popcorn and a Paris Hilton poster.

Paris Hilton either has the best agent ever, or she’s better in auditions than she is in films themselves, because the woman keeps getting parts. Next up, a new film from Todd Solondz, who brought you “Happiness” (it was the opposite of happy, if you haven’t seen it). And, if you’ve heard what I’m about to say already, stay with me because it bears repeating. Hilton will be co-starring with Paul Reubens. Yes. Pee-Wee Herman. Almost makes you wish she’d keep doing commercials for John McCain…

The hits just keep on a comin’

More pictures of Paris Hilton risking nails over petroleum.

Obama Girl, or Amber Lee Ettinger, whichever you want to call her, is still running on a fuel tank of crazy. She gave a cardboard version of President Elect, Barack Obama, a puppy. The moral of this story is: If you are Michelle Obama, be worried, be very very worried when your man takes a secret service trip to Vegas.

Lets be honest, Obama is the hot thang now. And this girl is hot. I mean sexy, hot, and most importantly, very willing. This Presidency may prove to be a tougher task than what Clinton faced; and we all know where that ended up. Good luck Michelle, might consider hitting the gym, or brining in the VP’s wife for some fun bedroom fun so you keep your new superstar husband on his toes.

And apparently Kate is fit enough to text message while she keeps in shape. Ok, I have to ask, is that the bottom-line phone that they give you for free, just for signing up for ATT? I can’t believe she doesn’t roll (or speedwalk) with an iPhone? What’s the world coming to?

Nevertheless, she’s hot. Very hot. Really sexy. In-Shape. You get the picture. So check out the rest of these Kate Beckinsale pictures from Brentwood.

Kind of. Michael is now so broke that he had to give Neverland Ranch back to his real estate company. He still owns some of Neverland Ranch, but he is never there anymore.

AP says,

The singer filed a grant deed on the ranch Monday that makes the new owner an entity called the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. LLC, Tom Pearson of the Santa Barbara County clerk-recorder’s office said Wednesday.
Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. is a joint venture between Jackson and an affiliate of Colony Capital LLC, according to a person with knowledge of the transaction who was not authorized to speak on the record and requested anonymity.
The person could not say what would become of the 2,500-acre property in the bucolic, oak-studded hills of Santa Barbara County’s wine country, 120 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

So now begs the question, does this mean Michael will now hang out at Disney Land in Anaheim during those summer discount days, so he can pick up chicks? Ouch. That was mean, but it is Thursday and I don’t really see the big deal with being mean on Thursdays. One has to wonder what’s next for this creepy man.

Apparently Brad is none-to-happy about a recent interview his wife, luscious-lips-Angelina, did with Vogue magazine. She basically admitted the obvious, which is she started hooking up with Brad during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Its not secret that Jennifer Aniston has long been, lets just say, mildly pyschopathically enraged over the situation. I guess Angelina wanted to spark a fire.

Here is more from the Chicago Sun.

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Anyways, lets get on to the more important business at hand. Like what should her punishment be? I say a good spanking during next week’s Monday Night Football game. I think that sounds fair. I’d use a wooden spoon from the kitchen, then I’d frame it. Ok, ok, this is kinda my fantasy too…

Mickey Rourke, the guy above dressed like a homosexual man dressed as a gay sailor hanging out on a gay cruise, apparently doesn’t like gays? Or at least doesnt mind calling them derogatory names.

Mickey Rourke’s foul mouth has gotten him in trouble again.
The actor spewed an antigay slur last night when a paparazzo asked him about gossip reports linking him to Evan Rachel Wood.
“She’s a good friend, that’s it,” Rourke said, while walking into L.A.’s Hyde nightclub. “Tell that f—-t who wrote all that shit in the paper I’d like to break his f–king legs.”
A video of the incident quickly went viral today as soon as it was posted at Hollywood.tv.
But now, in an exclusive statement to me, Rourke says he regrets what he said. “I want to sincerely apologize for the derogatory word I used,” he says in the statement. “It was insensitive and inappropriate of me and I am deeply sorry that I may have offended anyone.”

Maybe he gets a free pass on the F word? I mean, well, you know what I mean….