Blake Fielder-Civil has finally decided to file for divorce with Amy Winehouse, claiming that he wasn’t thrilled with the pictures of Amy in St. Lucia hooking up with wanna-be actor, Josh Bowman. So basically, Blake had no issue with the actual bikini pictures himself? I think Blake is missing the core issue in all of this. Anyways, here are some excerpts from Amy’s interview with The Sun.

“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

She said her recent widely publicised fling with rugby hunk holidaymaker Josh Bowman, 21, was just “having some fun” and she “wants Blake and nobody else. Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake.

“While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.”

“I am not doing drugs and am doing lots of fitness. I’ve started writing songs. I feel great — apart from today. I feel like s**t after a late one last night.”

Joaquin Phoenix showed up to Vegas nightclub hotspot, Lavo, looking like Jim Morrison’s ghost. Apparently, Joaquin isn’t into buying actual clothes anymore, or staying sober. What a mess this guy has become. You’d think he would have been happy being on top, but I guess he prefers a dingy bottom. Anyways, more filth below, pictures, videos, all that jazz.

I still love these dolls. Hot as ever. Check them out in this live performance of “I hate this part,” which I happen to love. But I am shallow, what can I say?

With the historic Barack Obama inauguration coming up tomorrow night, and all the celebs vying for airtime, you had to know that Obama girl wouldn’t rest on the sidelines. So here she is.

Lady GaGa wore a tight blue dress the other day, and we have the pictures. I haven’t really been a fan of hers, mostly because of the weird name that is just short of being a symbol. But she is looking pretty good these days. Check out the pictures.

Lindsay Lohan went shopping with her sister yesterday in Malibu, and it appears that her turbulent relationship with fraud-lesbian-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, has taken its toll on her body. It appears she isn’t really eating much anymore. Or maybe its the nose candy? All the same, I’d still….yeah, you know. What can I say? I like girls with all kinds of whacked out problems.

Yeah, hey, its a slow news day. Its Saturday morning. What can I say? Anyways, check out the Jonas Brothers compatability game making the rounds on Youtube. Sadly, this is one of the most viewed videos of the day.

Patrick Swayze has been released from the hospital after suffering a bout with Pneumonia.

“I am happy to announce that Patrick Swayze is home after a brief hospitalization for pneumonia,” his rep Annett Wolf tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Swayze, 56, checked himself into the hospital for observation on Jan. 9 after revealing he had pneumonia, canceling his appearance at the Television Critics Association press event to promote his new A&E series, The Beast, which premiered Jan. 15.

The real life Patrick Swayze is apparently tougher than both the Roadhouse and Point Break versions. Wow. This guy is defying all odds. Congratulations and Best Wishes to Patrick and Linda.

Jeremy Piven has ticked off the Broadway production, Speed-in-plow. Apparently when the show was sucking, Piven got a note from his doctor that said he had mercury poisoning and could no longer perform. More from the AP.

They have filed a grievance with Actors’ Equity Association, the stage actors’ union, against Jeremy Piven for abruptly leaving the Broadway revival last month.
Piven quit the David Mamet comedy less than two months after it opened to favorable reviews at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre. The actor’s doctor said Piven was unable perform because of high levels of mercury in his system, possibly caused by eating large amounts of raw fish.

The note also said that Piven could no longer participate in P.E. class.

Johnny Knoxville is, well, proving his jackass status. At least as of yesterday. Knoxville attempted to board a plane in Los Angeles with a hand grenade. Yep folks, you heard me right, a hand grenade. Here is more from the AP.

After security screeners spotted the grenade in the “Jackass” star’s carry-on luggage, a bomb squad determined it lacked a firing pin or explosive. Police say Knoxville was later released and allowed to board an American Airlines flight to Miami.
Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.

Well, sleep well at night now knowing it lacked the firing pin. Or, you could take it as “he messed up that part of the stunt.” You know, the new stunt he had planned where he blew a whole in a 747 while it was in mid-air. Boy, I bet the staff member that messed up the firing pin is, himself, fired.