Apparently, stalking is a really stressful hobby. Last night, a woman was found dead outside of Paula’s home last night is believed to be the stalker that LAPD has had to deal with many times in the past. Looks like she took too many pills.

An LAPD spokesperson said the parents of the victim believe their daughter was a “big fan” of Paula’s. Whether this has anything to do with the victim’s death is unclear, but it seems more than a coincidence her body was found just yards from Paula’s home.
There’s no evidence of foul play. The victim has not yet been ID’d. We’re told Paula was not home and possibly shooting for “American Idol.”

I was always under the impression that stalking was a way to relieve stress? I guess not. Anyways, on to the heart of this love story: Who the hell stalks Paula Abdul, of all celebrities? That’s just, well, creepy.

Lindsay Lohan is still admitting she is a lesbian and madly in love with her tomboy friend, Samantha Ronson. This time it was to Harpers Bazaar. Lindsay is terming it, ‘bisexual,’ but lets face facts here, when she is with a chick, she’s a lesbian. You can play basketball in the winter, baseball in the summer, when you are swinging a bat, you are a baseball player. God I dig my logical mind.

Check out more on MSNBC.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine, which hits newsstands Nov. 18. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”
While Ronson is the first woman Lohan has admitted to dating publicly, when asked if she had previously “been with a girl” by Harper’s, the actress replied, “I don’t know, maybe.”

Lohan said she does not consider herself a lesbian, but as for whether she thinks of herself as bisexual, she told the magazine, “maybe.”

Denise Richards took in Madonna’s latest Sticky and Sweet concert. I guess she wanted to prove that she can still rock out like Charlie Sheen’s girls do, only she can legally drink. Oh, that wasn’t nice. Guess I will get a lump of coal in my stocking this year. Anyways, I’d still totally hit it with Denise, she is in shape and still has that hotness appeal that I like. And, I’d pretty much hit it with any chick that’d let me. So I guess that isn’t saying much. Denise has big eyes also. And yes, this one time, I really mean the eyes.

More Denise Richards pictures.

Danielle Lloyd is Former Miss England 2004. I know, you were like, who the hell is this hot broad teasing me with that fine mug of Guinness beer. She is also a glam model. And also, not sure if you noticed, she has really nice boobs. So now that you have gotten to know her, you can start fantasizing about what you will never get.

The Guinness! You know what I meant!

These pictures were taken from the Mansion Nightclub in Ireland and just goes to prove that Euro women are a lot cooler than American women. I mean, the proof is in the Guinness.

Catherine Zeta Jones attended 4th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit on Saturday Night, looking pretty darn hot. She is now 39, but still looks about 29 if you ask me. Although the makeup is a bit heavy…I guess that’s a result of attending a benefit? I don’t know, I just don’t know the answer to this things. Thankfully, Michael Douglas is not pictured with her. I really can’t stand that guy.

Anyways, here are some more Catherine Zeta Jones hotness pictures. Enjoy.

What do CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm all have in common? They are all major Hollywood talent agencies and they all think Sarah Palin has talent. Now, the big question is, did they all get out and vote? That was mean. They all want to get her a talk show. I really think she’d be far better off getting into nude modeling. Why hasn’t Hef called her yet? Anyways, I saw this all coming a mile away. I say stick her on the View and let Hassleback have some much needed backup.

“There are several of our imprints who are eager to talk to Governor Palin,” Random House spokesman Stuart Applebaum said. “She clearly has a constituency and we know books by conservatively-centered politicos usually sell very, very well.”
Public-relations powerhouse Howard Rubenstein added, “She’s poised to make a ton of money.” But he warned, “She ought to keep an eye on what her goals are for 2012. If she plays a game and looks foolish, if she sounds like she doesn’t know what she’s talking about – like saying Africa is a country – she may talk herself out of a political job.”
Linda Mann, president of Mann Media, which books celebrities and fashionistas for TV, noted, “Her buzz is incredible. She has car-wreck appeal. You’re compelled to watch, hoping she’ll say the dumbest things possible. I’d propose a show combining her love of fashion and lack of brainpower – ‘Project Dumbway.’ “

Jamie Lynn Spears’ body is still recovering, from being pregnant. At least that’s what I’m hoping. The other rumor is that she is preggo all over again. Now that would be a damn shame. Personally, I think she is just having issue shedding the weight and the Spears family diet doesn’t stray far from fast food. Maybe someone could buy a girl a gym membership! I guess her man doesn’t understand how these things work. Maybe Christina Aguilera’s man needs to have some words of advice with him?

Angelina Jolie showed up yesterday in Hollywood to help celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda. She wore her little black number and by my estimations, didn’t eat last month. Wow, looks like Angelina may well be heading the same direction as Jenna Jameson.

I mean weight, of course. Although it would be really cool if she started shooting for Vivid.

Look, she still looks good, but its obvious that she is losing weight. Maybe she’s just getting older? Maybe Brad Pitt is a bad cook? Maybe she is cursed by her father? Who really knows? I just post gossip, I don’t have a crystal ball.

Britney Spears son, Jayden Spears, her two year old, was taken to the hospital after showing signs of having a seizure. Britney had only been in Louisiana a short time, having arrived to spend the holidays with her family, when the seizure struck Jayden.  This was the first time she was allowed to leave the state with her kids since the Federline verdict on the kids was passed.

Here’s more from The Daily Mail.

Jayden James was raced to the emergency ward after lapsing into a ‘vague and unresponsive’ state.
The toddler fell ill yesterday afternoon at the family home in Kentwood, Louisiana. The entire Spears clan made the 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre, Mississippi.
Doctors were unable to pinpoint the problem straight away and kept the toddler in for overnight observation. Distraught Britney, 26, refused to leave his side and asked for a bed next to him in the ward.
Her ex-husband, rapper Kevin Federline, is now believed to be making plans to jet out of Los Angeles to be at Jayden’s bedside.

Next week, the new James Bond movie will be out. And thankfully for you, Celebrityrumors is running way ahead of schedule for Bond girl bikini pictures. Meet Gemma Arterton, newest Bond girl. MI6 Agent Strawberry Fields, which is her name in the movie, looks pretty good in skimp. She is English also, so her accent is way cool. If I were dating her, I’d call her Strawberry Fields forever. Yeah, I crack myself up. It’s Sunday, give a guy a break. I wonder if Daniel Craig tapped that?

More pictures of Gemma Arterton, newest Bond girl, sporting a bikini.