Here are pictures of Scarlette Johansson from the red carpet of the premier of her latest movie, He’s just not that into you. Her red carpet arrival could have been called, I’m just not into what you done did with your hair. But who am I to judge, other than a guy with a big mouth that I back up with my big blog. I guess, that’s who. Wow, that just made me feel really important. Anyways, she’s still hot, but the old do was much better. Check out her pictures and you be the judge. Leave some COMMENTS FOLKS!

Apparently, Elisha Cuthbert has a twin body out there somewhere, and happily, its nude. Which rocks. According to this issue of Complex magazine, which also displays some hot clothed Cuthbert pictures, Elisha has a body double do her nude scenes.

You don’t do nudity but instead employ body doubles. What’s the process in selecting someone?
Elisha Cuthbert: I’ve only had to do it twice. To be honest, it was really quick and pretty basic. I saw three girls and chose one out of the three. It wasn’t a long, drawn-out process. It’s not looking for someone [with] the perfect breasts. Nothing to do with that, really. I think it’s trying to find someone that looks natural, someone that looks good.
You mean someone who acts natural in front of a camera or someone, y’know, natural?
Elisha Cuthbert: You never see their face, right?

Some of you might remember Elisha as the most famous case of sloppy seconds in the world. That’s not an insult, I would take her any round, to be honest. Sean Avery is Doucherirrific!

Jessica Simpson, fresh on the heals of having a fat and fashion crisis, performed last night in Charlottesville. This time, instead of wearing granny pants and a big belt that looks like it could double as a semi’s back tire, she wore this more rockish leather outfit. And guess what? She looks better. Imagine that, not dressing like an old woman improves you. Check out more pictures of Jessica Simpson looking better in leather.

Paris Hilton and her nipples are apparently, well, smart. In this week’s People magazine, she lays claim that she is actually smart and has been playing a character for the past five years. Here’s more.

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”
She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

She also reportedly faked the sex tape and the herpes, and the DUI, and the crying, and the….yeah, you get the point. There is only one thing I’d like to see her fake with me…drumroll please….!

Not a bad shot at humor. Jack Bauer warns President Obama of a terrorist attack. Obama doesn’t seem to be falling for it. Pretty good skit. Worth checking out.

I’ve had a little bit too much, much,
All the people start to rush, start to rush by,
How does he twist a dance? Can’t find a drink, oh man,
Where are my keys I lost my phone, phone.

Looks like Lady GaGa lived up to her own song lyrics last night in London. Wow, she looks a little beat up after leaving Club Bungalow nightclub in London’s party district. I hope she didn’t find her keys. She holds her liquor worse than Paris Hilton, her new BFF. But hey, if you are into drunk chicks with nice bodies, then I suggest you click on the rest of the Lady GaGa pictures.

Victoria Prince, the girl that is too hot for Kevin Federline but dating him regardless because she is having problems paying rent, is now pretending to like Sean Preston and Jayden James. She is seen in a variety of pictures on her maternal media blitz carrying the kids around, holding them, and playing with them. Britney Spears must be so thrilled. No seriously, she must be thrilled to not have to take care of those kids all the time. At least Britney is working on her abs with the downtime. Check out more pictures of Victoria Prince.

You know a few weeks back when I reported about Joaquin Phoenix being nuts at Lavo in Vegas, by rapping? Well, apparently Joaquin felt that was sane. Look at me, I’m the nutcase now!!! Check out what MTV News has to say.

“The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash,” Patricola wrote in an e-mail. “He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”

So he is the next Vanilla Ice? Joaquin, please go back to making movies. Gladiator ruled. We miss you. Please come back to sanity.

Thanks,

Hey, its Saturday, so why not some hot chicks getting pranked. I love the one that gets ice water dumped on her. Worth the watch.

Either that or he has become Syndey, Australia’s most famous bike messenger. Which I don’t think is the case, I can’t see Russell having much patient for bad drivers. It appears to me that he is trying to shed all the pounds he gained the movie, Body of Lies. I don’t get it. If I were famous and older, I’d just be content being fat. That’d be how I would role. You would still get chicks because even though you are fat, you are fat and Russell Crowe. Think about that for a few minutes.