The Daily Mirror is reporting this morning that Prince Harry made racist remarks, basically trying to make a joke, but massively failing. He made the comment about a Pakastani officer. You would think the new Barak world for change wouldn’t allow things like this.

Speaking on Five’s The Wright Stuff yesterday, Amos said it came as he lined up with other stars after the performance.
He explained: “Harry said, ‘Hello, tell me, amusing… but you don’t sound like a black chap.”
As fellow panellist Lowri Turner gasped along with presenter Wright, Amos added: “I wanted to say, (putting on an accent) ‘How is I supposed to sound?’” Asked if the remark had been made in jest, he replied: “I hope it was.” But Turner scoffed: “That’s not the point.”

I really think use of the word “chap” counters out any possible racist connotations. But that’s just me, what would I know? My mouth never gets me in trouble….

Chris Brown reportedly recieved a text message from another girl, which cause the altercation that allegedly left Rihanna bruised and battered…and left Chris Brown short some cash from Wrigley. This all according to TMZ.

Law enforcement sources confirm to TMZ Chris Brown received a text message from a woman while he was driving with Rihanna and that’s what started the confrontation that left Rihanna battered and bruised. We’re told the text message was from a woman who wrote about hooking up with Brown later.

It has also been reported that Brown’s stepfather is making a spectacle in the news, saying that he spanked Chris one time and never lived it down. He is basically saying that he isn’t surprised by any of this. Always nice to see that family sticks together during tough times…..

Lady GaGa has had a little bit too much, all the people start to rush. Hey, she’s hot, she’s fun to watch, so why not? It’s a Wed, so check it out and dance, just dance today….

John Mayer is celebrating Jennifer Aniston’s 40th birthday by giving her a song he wrote. How sweet. More from People.

John Mayer has prepared his own serenade to help his girlfriend celebrate the big 4-0.
“He did write a special song just for her for her birthday,” a source tells PEOPLE of the Grammy winner. No word yet on his performance!

Ok, so, John, she’s turning 40. Why not get her a 5 year supply of Botox injections? Ok, maybe 6 months considering how fast you tend to roll through women. But seriously, she’s turning 40. Hey I realize she has held up well, but at some point she has to hit the wall. Just keepin’ it real.

So basically Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt allow their little satan spawns to run wild while they are off socialiting around at Award Show parties.  The couple had to leave the BAFTAs early the other night because their satan-spawns were running wild in the hallways of the Dorchester Hotel in London. Maybe the couple needs to put them on that mean nanny show? More from The Sun.

They told Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, three, and two-year-old Shiloh they could play outside their suite under supervision from their nanny.
But one fed-up guest, who asked not to be named, moaned: “They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them.”

She had her hands full? Boy, these kids sure sound spoiled! Seems to me someone needs a good course in parenting. Maybe for starters, you actually don’t leave your kids in high-end hotels with access to hallways and sugar!

Rihanna is cancelling her 21st birthday party after the alleged Chris Brown attack where he reportedly punched and bit her. And supposedly, she has left the country with her family to get away for the time being. In the mean time, Chris Brown was dropped by Wrigley’s gum until his name is cleared, which seems impractical considering all her bruises and bite marks. All the same, here is more on Rihanna’s cancelled birthday party from E! News.

The bash for about 200 or so guests was to have had a carnival theme with various “sideshow” attractions, says a source familiar with the planning.
Although organizers were having difficulty securing sponsors for the party because of the economy, my source says Cîroc vodka had already or was about to sign on as the leading sponsor.
“They were talking about it being at Gotham Hall, but I don’t think it was definite just yet,” the source says.

In case you are wondering what injuries Rihanna recieved, well, TMZ posted that yesterday. It’s bad. Very bad.

As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer’s face — there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.
And we now know this… Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that’s what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack.

Chris Brown’s career is, well, in bad shape.

I know, its been a couple days since the Grammys were on, but hey, the wave of Grammy excitement is still reeling. Ratings were up this year. And those that contributed to the ratings boost already saw this T.I. and Justin Timberlake performance. But its worth watching again. Or for the first time. Check it out. Its hot.

Apparently Chris Brown is trying to switch his style up and become a gangsta rapper, at least that’s how it sounds. Chris had to turn himself in on charges that he assaulted girlfriend, Rihanna. And apparently she has bruises to prove the claim. E News reports.

A spokeswoman for Brown’s label declined comment. Rihanna’s publicist, Amanda Silverman, would only tell E! News that the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer was involved in an unspecified traffic mishap. “Rihanna is well,” the rep said. “Thank you for concern and support.”
Per department policy, police declined to identify the alleged victim in the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. in the Hancock Park area, apparently as the two were heading home from Clive Davis’ annual pre-Grammy bash, where they had been all smiles.
In a statement, police say Brown and his companion “became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”
By the time officers arrived on the scene, Brown had split.

Ah, to be young and in love again. Seriously, I miss these days of utter passion.

Usher had to urgently cancel his Grammy performance and appearance when he learned that his wife, Tameka Foster, suffered complications from plastic surgery in Brazil. Here is more from People.

“Tameka Raymond is in stable condition after suffering complications from routine surgery in Brazil. Her husband Usher is with her at the hospital,” said the rep, Jeff O’Keefe, adding, “No further details will be released, and the family requests privacy at this difficult time.”

Brazilian Doctor = FAIL.

I was looking forward to Usher moonwalking across the stage. What a travesty this all turned out to be. Maybe next time Tameka can actually show up at the Grammys like all the other wives rather than schedule plastic surgery in a far away land. Just sayin’, kind of weird.

Paris Hilton was invited to the Grammys, I guess because she butchered some music and called it an album. I was singing Coldplay in the shower this morning, yet, there was no Grammy invite to be seen. Word on the street is that Brooke Hogan was there also. How charming. I guess the Grammy invites have little to do with talent and more to do with whether or not you have a karaoke machine at your grandmother’s house. Thankfully, we aren’t at the point where either of these two bimbos performed. I guess being in a down-economy gives way to the Paris’ of the world getting Grammy invites. Ok, maybe that’s a stretch, but hey, what’s your excuse for this disaster? Exactly. Anyways, she did, as usual, look hot. I’d hit it. So enjoy the pictures.