Here’s Heidi Montag in work out clothes lounging in her back yard and trying to look sad. She’s not doing a very good job of it, but her ass still looks great, so I thought these photos were worth sharing with you. Speaking of asses, I can’t remember if Heidi’s ass was one of her body parts subjected to surgical torture a few months ago or not. Still, it’s a very fuckable ass. I’d shoot one in it for the team.

During the weekend, the The Hills star announced that her and her husband Spencer Pratt have called it quits because he is “too controlling” and she wants to pursue her acting career. Despite these two always appearing in public together, their impending divorce certainly does not come as a surprise… after all, she got 10 surgeries and a terrific new look and he just got 10 pounds heavier.

I came across these photos of Candice Swanepoel in a bikini today, and I almost didn’t post them. The choice was between these and some candids of her at the beach shot this weekend, and with as much as we all enjoy a hot celebrity’s candid photos, these posed ones are just unsurpassable.

So here they are: Candice Swanepoel latest promo photos for Beach Bunny Swimwear, which are rocking the internet as we speak. I bet there are millions of teenagers jerking off to these photos right now, and trust me, I wouldn’t blame you one bit if you did so too. Mostly to those back shots of Candice Swanepoel’s perfect figure. With an ass like that, any man with a drop of blood in his veins is pretty much helpless.

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Although nobody knows for sure, there is rumor in Hollywood that Megan Fox didn’t make the cut for Transformers 3 because when she showed up at the studio, the movie series director Michael Bay was horrified that she was so skinny.

Other version has it that Megan Fox wanted too much money for acting in the flick, and Bay decided he could replace her with the next hot thing. Personally I doubt he’ll ever find anyone as hot as Megan Fox, but to each its own.

Anyway, here are some photos of Megan Fox in a bikini proving that she is indeed too skinny, but not enough not to the be the hottest thing in tinseltown nowadays. Skinny or not, I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Would you?

We all love Lady Gaga, but sometimes we have to laugh at her eccentricities, and this time is one of those.

Prior to her performance at London’s O2 arena, Gaga asked her staff to contact a real life Ghost-busting firm from that city, in order to buy specialized equipment from them. The company owner said:

When I took the order for the kit I had no idea who it was for, but then I checked the listings and saw who was playing the O2. Her aide said the gear had to be robust as they were taking it on the road – so they must be doing this every where Lady GaGa is performing.

In other words, Lady Gaga has apparently ordered her staff to sweep every venue she will perform at, looking for evil spirits. To each it’s own!

I can see now why AnnaLynne McCord is the famous one in the family. I never really thought she was anything special (except when she’s had a nipple slip), but now, comparing her to one of her sisters, I can see that she’s actually something to look at.

AnnaLynne McCord’s younger sister Rachel is a regular-looking chick, not ugly, not pretty, just meh. But when you stand her right next to her famous sibling, it’s clear why AnnaLynne was the one who made it in Hollywood.

Anyway, here are some photos of AnnaLynne McCord and Rachel McCord during an autograph-giving session this weekend. Both of them chose to go braless and for the life of me I can’t explain how this decision didn’t end up in a nipple slip. They must’ve used miles of double sided sticky tape!

Up to this weekend I had never heard of Hayley Williams or the rock group Paramore, but thanks to Hayley’s topless photos, now I have.

Hayley Williams posted a topless photo of herself in her Twitter account, and just a few minutes later, she changed her mind and deleted it. But it was too late! Some of her fans had already saved her photo and shared it with the rest of us lucky mortals.

The best part about this story is that Hayley announced her Twitter account had been hacked and the hacker was who supposedly posted her photo. Ain’t that convenient? Someone with enough technical knowledge to be a hacker happens to have a never before published photo of Hayley Williams showing her tits, and this person posts it in her stream, instead of selling it to a celebrity blog or rag. Do you buy it? Not me!

Celine Dion is pregnant with twins. The talented singer announced today that after numerous unsuccessful in-vitro fertilizations, she finally got knocked up.

You may remember how about 12or 13 years ago, Celine Dion was desperate to be a mother, after her husband and manager René Angelil was diagnosed with cancer. She tried for about 3 years and finally got pregnant (her daughter is now 9 years old).  Ever since, she has been attempting to repeat her feat, but it wasn’t until now, at the age of 42, that she finally was successful.

Celine’s husband told People magazine this morning:

We’re ecstatic. Celine is just hoping for a healthy pregnancy. She was hoping for one baby and the news that we are having two is a double blessing!

The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is finally out and I just finished watching it. Dang, this is the best celebrity sex tape I’ve ever seen in my life! The sex was recorded from start to end, the lighting is great, they used a kick-ass camera, and not a single frame of the action was lost or blurry. What else could a man ask for?

Anyway, Kendra Wilkinson starts out by masturbating both standing up and laying down, spreading her pussy and even fingering herself. She then proceeds to suck cock better than any street corner hooker would, and finally she climbs on top of the boloni pony and goes to town on it. All the while, with her baton twirler boots on. Simply adorable!

Here’s all time favorite Adriana Lima and her insanely hot body in the buff posing for… err… some lucky photographer. The truth is that I have no idea what these nude photos of Adriana Lima were shot for, but I’m certainly glad they were shot.

It’s only a shame that she is technically naked in these pictures but not really naked. She needs to move her arms, and change her angle, and may be spread her legs a little more… heck, she should marry me and call it a day!

Anyway, enjoy these photos of Adriana Lima naked and in lingerie. What better way to start the long weekend than by feasting your eyes with the hottest Brazilian super model ever?

Finally! The Olsen Twins are back together and this time they’re showing themselves around as a pair instead of one at a time. After many years of making sure to be seen as two separate people, Mary-Kate and Ashley have been hitting many red carpets as a duo recently, and just yesterday they were spotted leaving their New York apartment building together.

Still, they have their time apart like when Ashley and her boyfriend Justin Bartha stepped out to help honor Michael Douglas on Monday and Mary-Kate joined fellow soccer fans to attend the adiCup tournament on New York’s Pier 40 last weekend. The twins stay busy with their many design projects, but unfortunately we’ll have to wait to see MK’s next big screen project since Beastly no longer has a set release date.