So what a more perfect place for her to be than Japan, where everything, including the cars, is tiny.

Britney seems to be having a great time on her trip and says, “I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”

So Britney, I never knew you liked tiny things. I hate to break it to you, but you really didn’t need to leave America if you like tiny things, you could have just come over to my apartment. Love the bleached hair by the way, you rock Britney.

Not sure if they were ever really not talking, however, during the grand opening of the Dolce and Gabana boutique over on Robertson blvd, they slipped off together to a corner to chat and Paris told the photographers to hit the road. Not that’s serious! Anytime Paris tells people not to take pictures of her….anyways, Nicole Ritchie was also there and her and Paris pretty much ignored one another. Feel the love? Here’s more.

The usually photo-happy heiress waved off photogs as the former couple chatted cozily together. After grabbing drinks at the bar, Paris quickly approached Nicole to say hi, and then she and Benji headed out to the smoking patio for some more quiet conversation.
Both Paris and Benji looked happy and friendly as they hung together, but when asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile.

Its on Youtube. I know, you don’t care, but don’t kill the messenger, I am just doing my job and reporting all the celeb news that’s going around. Somehow this disaster was deemed worthy. Keep moving along, nothing much to see.

Welcome the new Lindsay Lohan. Apparently Kirsten Dunst enjoys taking swigs from the bottle and leaving bars with guys that look like they should have been cast in Revenge of the Nerds part 11. These are pictures of Kirsten leaving the hot and trendy, Bardot, in LA. She is sloshed. He is wearing a terrible sweater. That’s not hot.

She’s a former supermodel and Victorias Secret model, and now she’s a hot MILF that enjoys playing in the sand on exotic islands of privilege while the rest of the country is buried in 10 feet of snow and ice. And yes, that’s hot. She looks pretty good, particularly the pictures of her bending over in the sand, seems she is still pretty tight, to say the least. She used to be up there with Cindy Crawford. The two have really held their looks together. Maybe Tara Reid should take note? Mean. But true. Enjoy the rest of the pictures.

Trying to impersonate Lil’ Wayne? For XBOX? I don’t get it, but its so bad you almost have to watch it. Its totally an uncomfortable experience to say the absolute least about it.

The good news is that Tara Reid is getting help, according to People Magazine, for boozing it up too much.

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

The even better news is that her boobs are still big. The bad news is that they are crooked, a bit off-tilt, if you will. Tara is not going to enjoy Promises, there is no open bar, from what I understand. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and waiters Tara. This is such a warm holiday story, I am about to melt. I wonder what this means for MTV’s beach house, where Tara’s crooked boobs are somewhat of an iconic symbol for the show? This could get interesting…

More Tara Reid pictures.

Michael Jackson was parading Beverly Hills last night dressed as Zorro.

“Those kids will never know who I really am if I dress like Zorro!”

Great plan Michael, really savvy. Can someone explain what the chick in the background is laughing about? What’s so funny? Is Michael funny? Funny like a clown? Anyways, poor kids, I feel sorry for them. I guess Michael is never going to beat it. Sorry, had to.

Hugh Hefners sons admitted to Playboy that they only date one chick at a time. This seems totally sacreligious, if you ask me. How could you go against the family? Hugh should disown them.

On having multiple girlfriends:
Marston: “I’m not going to have multiple girlfriends — not at the same time. I can’t imagine that.”
Cooper: “I can imagine doing that. I don’t think it’s an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl.”

On their mother Playmate Kimberley Conrad’s stance:
Cooper: “One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back,” Cooper says, adding that his mother has told him, “‘We do not have a revolving door in this house!’ She’s all about one girlfriend at a time.”

On taking over the company:
Cooper: “If I were to take over the company or have a say in what’s going on, I’d want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -— kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel.”

On living in the Playboy Mansion:
Cooper: “They don’t get it when you say, ‘There’s nothing to do there. But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things. Anybody else would be like, ‘Let’s go see monkeys!’ But I don’t want to see monkeys. I’d rather go bowling than play with monkeys.”

According to the What the Buck Show. This guy creeps me out even more than Madonna does, but all the same, it seems to be a decent source for some gossips. I wonder how long A-Rod can endure this Madonna deal, she is already on the decline. Might be time to start hitting those Miami strip clubs again…