Jennifer Lawrence, who plays Katniss Everdeen in Hunger Games, took a shot at learning to surf this weekend. Katniss was an excellent hunter and great at archery, so suffice to say, she’d be pissed if she saw these pictures of Jennifer failing at surfing.

Aside from that, if you love nice rumps, then this is the post for you. Its not a post for someone looking for a “how to” on surfing. But rumps, yup, this is it. As you can see, Jennifer’s figure looks great in a bikini and the curves work well in a wetsuit. Its cold out, but I don’t think that does us much good. Lots of rump to grab here, at least a palm full. Good stuff. Enjoy the bikini pictures.

When the beach boys wrote Surfin’ in the USA, I promise you one thing, this is not what they meant. Courtney Stodden did her best to pose for photographers in what appears to be a set up surfer set. I mean, wouldn’t believe that Courtney belongs amongst some of the most athletic and coordinated girls in the world. Oh wait, most everyone that can breath. But hey, I’d hit it, and so would you. Nothing like a married teen shunning the responsibilities of her underage marriage by frolicking on a beach with a surf board. Enjoy the bikini pictures.

Tara Reid spoke to Access Hollywood, we would assume about her new movie coming out, American Pie Reunion. Her career has pretty much hinged on the reunion of her famed movie as the script would clearly have to include her, I mean, what’s the option? Casting over her with Lohan? Well, according to Reid, she was never that bad. So essentially, staying above the Lohan media kept her place in a movie she was originally cast in.

via AccessHollywood:
“It’s really important how you keep things private,” she said when asked about her at-times very public past.
“You wanna try to have a good time and try to keep it at home… especially today with the paparazzi, try to control it as much as you can,” she continued.
The actress takes ownership of her public snafus, but also points out that she never got arrested or harmed anyone in the process.
“It was my fault, I did it… [but,] it wasn’t that bad what I did,” she explained. “At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes. I wasn’t getting in trouble like that.”

America’s Sexiest Fitness model worked out in public in Miami. Can you believe she’s popped out two kids and used to weight 200 pounds? And now she’s 36 years old? Seriously, its as if she was carved out of stone by an artist. And by artist, I mean me. Well, not that I’d be carving, more protruding. I would guess her boobs are most of her weight right now, which is clearly how you want the balance of power to sway.

Enjoy the pictures and happy Saturday!

Lady Gaga expressed to Oprah that she now wants a bunch of babies. Told you, she’s a woman. There!  Check it out here:

via People:
“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”
Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.”

Where these potential kids may lack in guidance and basic normalcy, they will make up for in overall breast feeding potential. In honor of this, I have posted a grip of Lady Gaga with her tits pushed up in some futuristic sports bra in New York City.

Now all that’s lacking is finding that lucky soldier to go into the war zone and use his weapon to impregnate Gaga. My vote is for Andy Dick. Imagine the consequences of that? That’s like some world ending kinda crap.

Rihanna is clearly over the past, which included a high profile beat down at the hands of former boyfriend and polarizing pop star Chris Brown. She is talking music collaboration and blaming fans for her reuniting with him on it.

via RadarOnline:
She added that “despite everything else,” Brown’s the top selling R&B star in the world and a no-brainer to collaborate with on a professional level. (On the controversial dance hit, he sings to Rihanna, “Girl I wanna fuck you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body.”)
Brown, in turn, asked her to appear on the remix to his song, “Turn Up the Music” — “One for my fans, one for his fans,” she explained.
Subtly referring to the beating she endured at Brown’s hands — which he’s still on probation for — Rihanna said “there shouldn’t be a divide between my fans and his fans.
“It’s music and it’s innocent.”

There you go, so now instead of just manning up and saying she wants to get back with him on her own accord, she is basically blaming the fans. Lindsay Lohan should blame her lips on her fans wanting her to have them that way. Wendy Williams should blame being annoying on….well….ok bad example, but you get the idea.

Here is swimsuit model doing, of course what she does best, hanging out in a swimsuit on an exotically located international beach: Bondi Beach. Here sister is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Hart. Good genes and swimsuits clearly run in the Hart family. Remember the show Hart to Hart? I think Ashley is part of Project Runway Canada, or something like that. Do they do a show specifically for Canada? Are there that many Canadian hotties that we need a totally different show? No difference, she’s hot. She’s on a beach. Its sunny. She’s wearing a bikini. Times are good, folks.

When read this headline, I am sure your first thought is that the room would be for Vinnie. Oddly and insanely enough, the room is actually an idea of his, but not for him or any of the cast. But for Snooki’s future contribution for the evolution halting of the human race.

From E! News

Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child.

Oh world, get ready, Snooki is having a baby and Vinnie is building the baby room. I think I may stab myself with a dull piece of wood and call it “compelling news.”

Megan Fox has a vagina, according to these pictures of her and her camel toe hitting a bagel shop in Los Angeles. Thank God for yoga pants, I mean, what was life like before amazing opportunistic photography could be posted to the Internet in such a sultry, immature, prepubescent mentality sort of way? Shouldn’t we all just grow the hell up? I can answer that: not if growing up means not enjoying Megan Fox camel toe and bagel pictures. No way, no how. My life is boring enough without stripping it of the last few wondrous moments. The only depressing news in all of this is that the bagel was for Megan and the camel toe for Brian Austin Green. The world is one big meanie place.

Kristen Cavallari, of The Hills fame, and dating that quarterback who a lot of Bears fans despise because they thought he quit during a playoff game, is pregnant and showing. I know its Wednesday and some of you probably think I am trying to ruin your lives by posting these pictures, I have to say that they aren’t that bad. She’s holding it together well. I’d expect a prompt “snap back” after the baby is born and the world to return to normal. God, I sure am shallow. I feel sick about myself. I do expect a parade of more one pieces, however, similar to what we are seeing above. Hopefully Jay Cutler doesn’t quit on this situation also.