And apparently, the Mayer is on board. John Mayer has been reading a bunch of fertility books and Jen has been going through fertility treatments. Talk about playing God? How weird. Why on earth would you want to have twins? I think John Mayer just wants to keep the no condom policy in play. I mean, I can’t think of any other reason for such non-sense.

Other than, oh yeah, copying Brad Pitt? Here is what the Star had to say.

Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen’s biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn’t meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she’s proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he’s excited about being a dad, she’s doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She’s even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.
“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”

He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” another source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.”

Robert Downey Jr.’s jewels caught fire while filming a new Guy Ritchie movie about Sherlock Holmes. Yes, that means his junk caught on fire. Look, I can’t think of any other way to say this to you, the man has fire on his jock. Man, talk about a nasty STD….hope that stuff isn’t going around! Not that I really have a chance at catching it (wishful thinking).

Robert Downey Jr. set his crotch on fire while shooting his new film.
The actor, who plays fictional British detective Sherlock Holmes in Guy Ritchie’s latest project, was smoking the character’s famous pipe in one scene when the ash fell onto his lap and set his trousers alight.

A source said: “Robert leaped from his armchair and jumped up and down, slapping his crotch and howling, ‘Oh God, I’m on fire!’ Robert had placed the pipe on a plate on the arm of the chair, but it overbalanced and plopped into his lap, scattering lit tobacco all over his pants.”

Luckily, Robert’s co-star Jude Law—who plays Holmes’ sidekick Dr. Watson in the movie—was on hand to extinguish the flames and save the star from singeing his privates.

The source added: “While Robert was screaming and swatting his pants, quick-thinking Jude saved the day by flinging water from a flower vase at Robert’s naughty area.”

Robert emerged unscathed from the incident, but production was halted while the wardrobe department found him a new pair of trousers to wear.

Today’s the day. The day for change. The day every citizen can make a difference. Some citizens can actually make a bigger difference than others, which seems to be the case with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has already been cited once by the Obama campaign for supporting them. But once again, Lindsay couldn’t help but lend her support to the Democratic Presidential Campaign, which seems to lend a simultaneous burst of revolt among Democrats. Oh, also, Lindsay says gay people should be allowed to be married (sending a message Lindsay?)

Sorry i haven’t blogged in a minute.. i’ve been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow… The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference… Vote-because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE-because YOU can make this country a better place…VOTE-because you can.
I feel like i have so much more to say, but the only thing that needs to be said right now, is for people to get out there and VOTE.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obama for president
VOTE NO ON PROP 8
VOTE NO ON PROP 4

Tila Tequila is apparently dunzo with Courtenay Semel, that because she has recently been spotted in Vegas tongue-fighting with Justin Long. Yes, you know Justin Long….ok, just kidding, he’s D-List….but, he’s the famous Mac guy. And he’s Drew Barrymore’s ex-apple as well. And Kirsten Dunst. Wow! For a D-Lister, this dude rolls deep with starletts! Check out more here, from Page Six.

But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed.

I know, Halloween is over and old news. But Ghettoween in the Ice-T and Coco family is always worth having a look at. These pictures are from Club Plumm. And yes, the fact that you are seeing them on the Internet means that the images are digital. Translation: These images can’t be burned.

Wishful thinking though.

Two Canadian radio djs are celebrating taking candy from a baby this morning. In what is one of the most unbelievable stories of all time, these two guys called Sarah Palin and pretended to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Have a listen, it will make your Election Eve day.

Things like this make the vision of a Post-Palin leader of the free world one of total catastrophe. How on earth would she think that the French President just picked up his celly and dialed up Sarah Palin without even as much as a warning? I guess Nicolas was really trying to burn those roll-over minutes.

Well, not completely, as Joaquin is a dude, but his recent pyschotic behavior has been very Britneyish, if y’all know what I mean. Not only did he write “BYE” and “GOOD” on his fingers as a way of signifying retirement, but he also screwed up the order. What does “BYE GOOD” mean? And for that matter, why would an actor retire, per se? Can’t they just stop working? So many questions, so little acid. Anyways, look at some of his other acts of ridiculousness.

Page Six says, The two-time Oscar nominee (”Walk the Line” and “Gladiator”) showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and “was out of it,” said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”

Its over. The Hef days have ended, the Criss Angel magic trick where he pulls yet another hot piece of tail, has begun. I really would like to tell you that this is a bad joke, or that you are actually in the midst of a some awful nightmare, but I can’t. Platinum Blonde and former Playboy Mansion roommate Holly Madison is doing it with Criss Angel. I guess all those tables at Body English in Vegas have paid off.

People says,

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

 

Paris Hilton is still a viable celebrity news story. Particularly when she is shopping at Hollywood’s Trashy Lingerie! Paris has gained weight, and she looks awesome. I think some of the weight went to her….yeah…cans.  Maybe Paris is preggo? Lets hope not. She looking the best she has looked since she did that movie with the nightvision filter on it. 

Yeah, that was kinda mean. Live with it. Here’s some more Paris Hilton breast pictures.

John McCain is losing the election according to polls. But he will have one hell of a Comedy Central roast some day! McCain has been touring all the states wavering between him and Obama. While on the road, he stopped by Saturday Night Live and made fun of himself. Tina Fey looks none-to-happy. Personally, I can’t wait until Tuesday so this crap can just end.