Katie Price still has big boobs. And new swimwear.

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So I guess Katie Price and her boobs launched some new swim wear line, but no one can really find the name of it. And she hasn’t really said. Marketing isn’t her strong point, apparently, unless one considers posing topless in the Sun, slutting around in trashy clothes, getting boozed up at parties as marketing. And now that I think of it, I do. What a great marketer Katie Price is.

See how that works? Amazing how things can change so quickly. I love you Katie Price. And I love your marketing prowess.

Enjoy all these Katie Price bikini cleavage pictures.

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Reese Witherspoon is probably preggo.

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This phone conversation probably goes something like “I’m wearing a puffy vest to hide our baby.” Ok, maybe not, but its the reality. Nice touch on the yoga pants, Reese. Reese’s latest movie, “make war, not love” is wrapping up at theaters so the time couldn’t be better for Reese to pop out more kids. Rock on, she’s still hot. Long live the Legally Blonde.

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Leilani Dowding poses for Maxim spread. World stops.

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The world has officially stopped this morning to observe the succulent and sextastic Leilani Dowding’s photoshoot in Maxim Magazine. I know, I know, Peyton Manning got cut from the Colts today and that’s the big story, but really, nothing else matters outside of this incredible photoshoot.

I once thought I could get a girl this hot. I was playing Second Life. I had the deal sealed and then my web connection died, and as a result, so died the only time I was close to having virtual sex with a super hot English Glamour model. Hey, at least I had a chance. That’s more bad ass than what your story probably is.

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Mila Kunis does Harpers Bazaar.

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Mila Kunis, the girl that got her start by playing the role of sexy Jackie Burkhart in “That 70s Show,” is on the cover of this month’s Harper Bazaar. This is outstanding news for those with no access to the interweb and go out and still pay for magazines. In which case, you can see her sexy photoshoot inside. Or if you have the interweb, and you are reading this site, then you can just use your mouse to click on the photos right here. As Paris Hilton would say, “I don’t usually do this.”

Wait, I meant, “that’s hot.”

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Miley Cyrus ticks off her conservative fans with evolution tweet.

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Miley Cyrus ticked off her god fearing fan base by putting out a stupid tweet about how her hand came from exploding stars. She somehow failed to realize that most of her fan base are either stupid or love God and the fact that he created her with the help of a virgin. The tweet was a quote from a famous physicist.

The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements – the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution – weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.

And there you have it, Miley Cyrus doesn’t believe you all came from our Lord Savior. Stop the presses. But in exchange for us having to watch her soul get sold to the devil, we are granted pictures of her strutting her stuff in yoga pants. God loves girls in yoga pants.

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Oscar’s Vanity Fair photo booth photos released.

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Vanity Fair posted up a photo booth at an their Oscars afterparty and the results of those that decided to participate are now online. Some are funny (Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig). Some are weird (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes). Tom and Katie really have no chance being labeled as weird at this point, they really stood no chance. Sofia Vergara is in there, boy would I love to be in that photo booth with her. Locked in. Wearing nothing but a ball gag and a leather thong. Ugh, that was too much information. Now who’s the weird one? Oh yeah, its still Tom and Katie. Enjoy the pictures.

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Olivia Munn sexy photos turning Internet upside down.

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Olivia Munn’s cell phone has apparently been exposed, or something like that. Apparently some of the photos she admits are hers and claims she had posted up on her various social network portals a long time ago, we all could have had access to them. But the others, some written to a guy named “Chris,” which some think is Chris Pine, the dude from the newer version of Star Trek. They used to be a thang’….meaning, he used to tap that. Hot.

To take the mystery to an even deeper level, apparently the text on the naughty photos matches all the text on photos she claimed is up on her Facebook or whatever. If Perry Mason had sex with Monk and produced a child, that child turned adult could still not solve this elusive enigmatic drama. CSI: Olivia Munn’s cell pics is currently being worked on. Maybe we shouldn’t make such a big deal out of this? Maybe we just enjoy its spectacular view? That’s what I plan to do. So should you. Here are the pictures.

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Snookie carrying baby of unapologetic douchebag.

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Jionni LaValle is a potential father of Snookie’s unborn “some day regretful child.” He is wearing a shirt that reads, “give me a scotch, I’m starving.” He really has all the makings of a wonderful father. He also would seem to be a guy not ready for fatherhood. Well, that’s good news in a way, because he most likely isn’t Apparently the line is long for potential fathers, while its seemingly short for those hoping this pregnancy doesn’t end in a miscarriage.

“I hope for her sake … not to be rude or anything … but I hope she has a miscarriage.”
Emilio tells us he does believe Snooki will eventually be a good mother — but insists … there’s no way in fist-pumping hell she’s ready for it now.
According to Emilio, Snooki has always been flippant about having kids … and never really grasped the gravity of being pregnant — “When I was with her, she said she wanted twins. She would always say ‘Let’s have twins.’”
Emilio says, “I would def recommend her to get a paternity test to see who the father is because I’m sure there are other subjects” — adding, “Vinny could easily be the father.”

That’s from a dude that’s banged Snookie. Ouch!

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Megan Fox in a bikini and big accouncement.

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Hi Everyone,

I am sad to announce that Brian Austin Green was eaten by a big meanie shark while frolicking in the waters of Hawaii. He is survived by bikini hottie Megan Fox who is now, due to the big meanie shark incident, totally single and ready to move on and have rebound sex with someone that can prove totally unsuccessful and apathetic (Think “The Dude”).

Ok, I its not true. I mean the shark eating a douchebag part is a lie. I just wanted to make the peoples happy. I’m sorry. But Megan Fox was in a bikini and there are a ton of pictures. So there is that. Please forgive me? It was my own dirty fantasy at play.

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Jamie Pressly, she wears short shorts, also.

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Jamie Pressly took her son to a park in Los Angeles, I found like near 40 pictures of this event. This would be a non-event, or at least maybe more like a 5 or 6 picture event, if it weren’t for Jamie choosing to wear short shorts and flex her “I’m still rocking a hot body” card. Its been a week of short shorts this week on Celebrity Rumors, remember Selena Gomez earlier this week? In case you don’t recognize her, think white trash hottie on My Name Is Earl. That’s her. Sexy, and mother of the year. Enjoy all the pictures my friends.

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