Renee Zellweger is determined not to look a single pound heavier than she did when she filmed Me, Myself and Irene more than ten years ago.

As a result, while her boyfriend Bradley Cooper talked A-Team with journalists in Paris, Renee Zellweger took off on foot! The Bridget Jones’ Diary actress was spotted going for a late-afternoon run along the scenic Seine River, heading from the tony Avenue Montaigne to the Eiffel Tower and back. And what a fit body she revealed! As you can see, Renee is in top shape at the ripe age of 41, with toned legs and a nice round ass.

She may be in the world’s most romantic city, but nothing stops Renee Zellweger from fulfilling her exercise routine. Rather than visiting the designer boutiques, relaxing in a cafe or trying some French cuisine, she spent her spare time on an energetic run through the streets.

Lo Bosworth, despite not being one of the main stars from The Hills (probably because her tits are not big enough to compete with Audrina’s or Heidi’s), is making a name for herself simply because of always looking so exquisitely made-up and perfectly dressed.

The beautiful actress claims that the reason she has been called “walking perfection”, is that practice makes perfect, and stresses:

From the beginning, we always did [our hair and makeup] ourselves. Every girl on the show is now a pro. We could probably start our own business [as makeup artists] and be very successful. A lot of that comes from working with professionals for red carpet events and photo shoots. As far as fitness, I love indoor cycling–it has made a really big difference. I feel a lot skinnier than I did last year. It’s kind of the ultimate cardio.

Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been officially selected to replace Megan Fox in the next installment of Transformers. Although I must admit that I prefer Megan Fox, I also confess that Rosie is pretty hot herself. Mostly when she’s wearing these tiny panties and bras from VS itself. Speaking of Victoria’s Secret, the company publicly congratulated Rosie on her landing the job. She will be wearing a lot more clothes from now on (sadly), but this is definitely a huge step forward for any model.

Looking at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in lingerie, it’s pretty obvious that the rumors about Megan Fox not getting the part in Transformers 3 for being too skinny are unfounded. Girl has curves, but not much meat on her. Not that I’m complaining, I’d let her put me in an early grave from overusing my private parts. And probably so would you!

Amy Winehouse broke up with her ex-husband again, and now she’s dating a new guy whose name I won’t even bother finding out, since it won’t last long. Only St. Barts waiters and chronic junkies will last next to Amy Wino.

Here she is, after leaving the Jazz After Dark bar in London, where she performed a few songs, and although she doesn’t look like the diva she used to be in her hay day, she’s showing a boobie here, and that, my dear readers, is enough to make me write about her today. I know an Amy Winehouse nipple slip is not exactly masturbation material, but hey, nipple slips are scarce nowadays, so it’s Amy or nothing. Plus we gotta admit her new silicone-filled tits look great. At least she had the money to pay a good surgeon; it’s a shame she didn’t spend as much at her latest rehab clinic.

In celebration of this year’s Memorial Day weekend, lots of celebrities headed for the beach to show their perfect bodies in ultra expensive bikinis, and Jessica Alba was among them. The best booty in Hollywood was photographed from afar by a paparazzo who for some reason didn’t dare getting a little closer to get better quality pictures. So the results are far from high quality. Nevertheless, a bikini picture of Jessica Alba is something to write home about, so here it goes.

I definitely think Jessica Alba needs to stop that indie movie waste of time and stick to flicks like Deep Blue that show her in the only type of clothing she should ever wear: a bikini.

Here’s Heidi Montag in work out clothes lounging in her back yard and trying to look sad. She’s not doing a very good job of it, but her ass still looks great, so I thought these photos were worth sharing with you. Speaking of asses, I can’t remember if Heidi’s ass was one of her body parts subjected to surgical torture a few months ago or not. Still, it’s a very fuckable ass. I’d shoot one in it for the team.

During the weekend, the The Hills star announced that her and her husband Spencer Pratt have called it quits because he is “too controlling” and she wants to pursue her acting career. Despite these two always appearing in public together, their impending divorce certainly does not come as a surprise… after all, she got 10 surgeries and a terrific new look and he just got 10 pounds heavier.

I came across these photos of Candice Swanepoel in a bikini today, and I almost didn’t post them. The choice was between these and some candids of her at the beach shot this weekend, and with as much as we all enjoy a hot celebrity’s candid photos, these posed ones are just unsurpassable.

So here they are: Candice Swanepoel latest promo photos for Beach Bunny Swimwear, which are rocking the internet as we speak. I bet there are millions of teenagers jerking off to these photos right now, and trust me, I wouldn’t blame you one bit if you did so too. Mostly to those back shots of Candice Swanepoel’s perfect figure. With an ass like that, any man with a drop of blood in his veins is pretty much helpless.

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Although nobody knows for sure, there is rumor in Hollywood that Megan Fox didn’t make the cut for Transformers 3 because when she showed up at the studio, the movie series director Michael Bay was horrified that she was so skinny.

Other version has it that Megan Fox wanted too much money for acting in the flick, and Bay decided he could replace her with the next hot thing. Personally I doubt he’ll ever find anyone as hot as Megan Fox, but to each its own.

Anyway, here are some photos of Megan Fox in a bikini proving that she is indeed too skinny, but not enough not to the be the hottest thing in tinseltown nowadays. Skinny or not, I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Would you?

We all love Lady Gaga, but sometimes we have to laugh at her eccentricities, and this time is one of those.

Prior to her performance at London’s O2 arena, Gaga asked her staff to contact a real life Ghost-busting firm from that city, in order to buy specialized equipment from them. The company owner said:

When I took the order for the kit I had no idea who it was for, but then I checked the listings and saw who was playing the O2. Her aide said the gear had to be robust as they were taking it on the road – so they must be doing this every where Lady GaGa is performing.

In other words, Lady Gaga has apparently ordered her staff to sweep every venue she will perform at, looking for evil spirits. To each it’s own!

I can see now why AnnaLynne McCord is the famous one in the family. I never really thought she was anything special (except when she’s had a nipple slip), but now, comparing her to one of her sisters, I can see that she’s actually something to look at.

AnnaLynne McCord’s younger sister Rachel is a regular-looking chick, not ugly, not pretty, just meh. But when you stand her right next to her famous sibling, it’s clear why AnnaLynne was the one who made it in Hollywood.

Anyway, here are some photos of AnnaLynne McCord and Rachel McCord during an autograph-giving session this weekend. Both of them chose to go braless and for the life of me I can’t explain how this decision didn’t end up in a nipple slip. They must’ve used miles of double sided sticky tape!