Kate Gosselin is going to be giving Jon a good ole’ fashioned bashing this Monday, so tune into the Today Show for the series of backhands. I wonder if Kate will challenge the other Kate or even Haily to a cagematch fight to the death for the rights to a total douchebag? Us Magazine has this to say.

It will be the first time Kate has spoken since her husband Jon made headlines for dating 22-year-old Hailey Glassman just 20 days after announcing he and his wife were splitting. (Asked what Kate thinks of party girl Glassman — the daughter of the surgeon who performed Kate’s 2006 tummy tuck — Jon told photographers in July, “I guess you’d have to ask Kate.”)

HotForWords is back and so are her boobs. Of course, they are hanging out all crazy. God bless her. Enjoy.

Ready, set, here is Jennifer Lopez’s butt hanging out on a yacht in Italy. Both her and her butt were vacationing at the time of these pictures. I for one like this. Don’t care what you have to say. And I have 8 solid pictures of this KimK-esq backside. Enjoy.

RadarOnline has used staff time to discover and investigate that Jon Gosselin has a new chick. An apparent wanna-be model that thinks hanging out with a reality star show will help her career. Well, good for him, that’s all I am going to say. He’s really worked this divorced reality star gig as well as it can be worked. Here’s more.

Providing more drama off screen than in front of it, Jon spent the night with Stephanie Santoro, 23, a cocktail waitress, single mom and aspiring model whose online resume reveals she’s willing to pose nude!
Jon and Stephanie, who works part-time at Legends, Jon’s favorite night spot in Reading, Pa., spent Saturday night there, with Stephanie sitting at his table most of the time.
They left together at a little before 3 a.m., an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. (The club closed at 2 a.m. but they stayed inside.) They drove together in Jon’s car back to the family home in Wernersville where Stephanie spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.
Stephanie stuck her head out at approximately 7:15 a.m. Sunday, wearing the same outfit as the night before. Jon called her back in and soon they left in separate cars.

Nicolette Sheridan took to Malibu Beach yesterday in her bikini. And all I can say is wow! She’s like over 40 and everything! Or older, heck, I don’t really know to be honest. But she looks really hot. Some day I want to visit Malibu beach. Not to stalk her or anything, just to watch her from a distance for 12 hour periods while not eating. Its called love, folks. Enjoy all the Nicolette Sheridan bikini pictures.

Jessica Biel has still got back. Girl is hot. That’s why even though this isn’t the greatest video ever, its still better than most. Check it out…

Jennifer Love Hewitt put on a bikini and some beachy pump shoes to play a game of tennis in, which makes total sense. Um, more on point, she looks really hot. These pictures are out of Hawaii where her and Jamie Kennedy were on vacation. More Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures, happy clicking…

Here is Adrianne Curry. Just kidding, as if I’d just say her name without explaining that she won the America’s Next Top Model show and then ended up banging Peter Brady and sticking around. Otherwise, she’s just a really hot chick in a bikini, frolicking on a desolate part of Malibu beach, waiting for a loser like me to come along and sweep her off her perfectly pedicured toes. Yeah….and there are tons of Adrianne Curry bikini pictures below, but don’t slobber too much, that’s my girl you are gawking at.

Judge says no custody for Joe Jackson. Odd, I really look at him and think, ‘this guy would be the perfect father.’ Hmmm….Here is more from Showbiz 411.

When the custody deal for Michael Jackson’s kids is filed tomorrow in Los Angeles Family Court, it will spell the end of Joseph Jackson living at the family’s home.
Part of the deal made by Debbie Rowe, the mother of the two eldest children, is that Joseph is gone for good from the Hayvenhurst Avenue, Encino, compound that he bought in the 1970s.
Rowe–as noted before–will allow Katherine Jackson to be the official guardian of the children for the time being. It was Rowe who suggested that a psychologist be involved in her meetings with the kids, Prince–whom she calls Michael–and Paris, while she gets to know them.
As for Joe Jackson, Rowe’s lawyers made his absence from the children a non-negotiable part of the custody arrangement. There will be no more talk of Joe the manager trotting out his grandkids as “the Jackson Three” or anything else like that.

Last week Miranda Kerr was topless. This week she’s in a bikini on the Bondi icebergs in Australia. Folks, we’re going in the wrong direction. But hey, its Miranda Kerr in a bikini, lets keep things in perspective. Tons of pictures below.