During the offseason, the Los Angeles Angels signed the most highly sought after Major League Baseball player since Cleveland signed Ricky Vaughn. And this morning, they apparently signed the most sought after double play breast since Pamela Anderson. Yep, Jordan Carver is decked out in some Angels gear. You remember Jordan Carver, right? The hot big breasted german hot dog eating awesomeness?
Wait, F-You, are you saying that Ricky Vaughn wasn’t real? Do you mean that entire Cleveland Indians team never existed? Someone tell Tom Berenger to his face. And while you are at it, tell Will Ferrel that Santa Clause doesn’t exist.
Enjoy Jordan Carver’s amazing boob pictures. Or if you are just some sports weirdo, enjoy that part of it, I guess.