Miley Cyrus at the 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

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Miley Cyrus, america’s darling, is all grow’d up looking now, and I can’t decide how I feel about that. She’s looking hot, but at one point she is seen hanging out with Kelly Osbourne. It kind of looks like they are plotting to end the Kardashian’s reign of terror on the E! Network, as Kelly laughs maniacally. I mean, that’s what I’d like to think, at least. Enjoy the pictures.

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Here is Heidi Klum at The 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Viewing Party

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She showed up in a skimpy yellow number. She was seal less, of course, and seeming super chipper. I’d still hit it, although she isn’t what she once was. I am not sure what that weird band is on the top of the dress, lower back. Ok, I’m just being annoying at this point, enjoy the sexy pictures.

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Annalynne Mccord rocks a bikini at the beach.

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Here’s Annlynne Mccord at a beach in Los Angeles rocking on a bikini. I think her best role ever is when she played that slutty mean chick in Nip / Tuck. I miss that show. She’s still looking good, nice and fit. Whatever happened to Nip / Tuck? That show got stupid, last I remember. Oh, btw, its February…in Los Angeles….

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Candice Swanepoel in the Victoria’s Secret brides collection.

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Not sure how this fits into a wedding, looks more like the honeymoon attire, but I doubt anyone is caring about the exacts since Candice Swanepoel looks like an angel sent from the heaven of all things super sexy. But if this is the wedding attire, God is probably not happy. She’s kind of an Rebeca Romain type. I do take thee to be my …

Enjoy her pictures.

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Emma Watson sports see through dress.

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Emma Watson’s nipples made an appearance at some random British Award show. She rocked a see through dress to the event. I guess the event was the Special Pre-Orange BAFTA Party, whatever the hell that is. Who cares? Its Emma Watson’s nipples, their is no further explanation needed. Even Harry Potter is probably excited about this (yes, she was in the movie, that’s why I made the joke).

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Introducing Model Denise Milani

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Also known as “the new queen of eroticism.” She’s a Czech model that has curves in all the right places. Why don’t I let her sum it up for you, here is an actual quote she has of her own description:

Believe it or not, it takes awhile to find a bikini that fits me and it’s not just because I’m so busty. A g-string bottom that rides just right on my hips is important, and nobody wants a thong between their cheeks that’s not comfortable.”

Yeah, for reelz.
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Photographer makes Lindsay Lohan look hot.

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Famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson just made Lindsay Lohan look hot as hell, and that really hasn’t been easy considering her partying schedule. But this is pretty hot. She’s definitely bangable right here. I’d talk about her upcoming projects but I think that’s just more court hearings or something of the sort. So lets just enjoy the hot Lohan pictures.

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Jordan Carver eats at The Curry Wurst in Los Angeles.

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The Curry Wurst in Los Angeles will never be the same, that is after German model and all american cleavage champion Jordan Carver came in and downed a hot dog. My lord her tits are the most incredible things this side of….just everywhere, no boundaries. With Jordan it appears you get beer, brats and cleavage. Happy wet dreams my friends. Enjoy all the pictures.

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Doutzen Kroes, former angel, current hot as hell.

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Victoria’s Secret angel, Doutzen Kroes, looks good in a bikini. In other news, the planet is round and Lindsay Lohan is still a disaster. Vogue, Harper’s Bazar, all agree, this chick is hot as fire. Check out the body on her. Here are some bikini Doutzen Kroes pictures for your enjoyment.

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Adele, the story of a chubby british girl that won a whole lot of Grammies.

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Yeah, she’s a bit chubby, but honestly I’d hit it still. Something sexy about her. And she has a song called “rolling in the deep.”Ok, maybe that’s too far in my thinking. Maybe I don’t like her after all? I’d at least do it for the money. Cute face. Here are more pictures, you decide.

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