Abbie Cornish was spotted Saturday night hand in hand and mouth in mouth with no other than Josh Harnett. Sitting together, dancing and making out at Warren 77, a popular  New York bar, the two seemed to have forgotten about their respective failed relationships. Hell, if I were Josh Harnett and had Abbie Cornish able and willing right in front of me, I’d sure wouldn’t give even a mercy thought to any other woman. Not even one as hot as Scarlett Johansson.

We all remember how Scarlett dumped Josh Harnett’s ass almost three years ago, to fall into her current husband’s arms. Ever since, Harnett has been testing a good number of Hollywood blondes, but apparently none has tickled his fancy. May be one as hot as Cornish will do the trick.

Heather Locklear was arrested this morning right after a hit-and-run, and is suspected to have been driving under the influence. The blonde actress ran into a no-parking sign and then sped off out of there. Although nobody was hurt and no other vehicles were involved in the accident, it is technically still a hit and run.

The incident took place in Westland Village, California, near Locklear’s house in Ventura, around 4AM, and the police just cited her for a misdemeanor and then released
her after processing, so they didn’t make a big deal out of it (unlike what would happen to you if you were caught in a DUI). The problem is that Heather is still on probation as a result of her 2008 DUI arrest, so although there was no proof that she was intoxicated, it doesn’t look good.

Here are some photos of Heather Locklear in a bikini, earlier this year.

Audrey O’Day must have been tasting lots of her own milkshakes. The girl is expanding, and although that’s good for any chick’s curves (the more meat, the more curves), there’s a point where any Hollywood celebrity needs to look at herself in the mirror and accept she has to hit the gym. Seriously, if Audrey wants to keep her job at Vegas Peepshow, she needs to keep her weight under control.

Here’s Aubrey O’Day at the Us Hot Hollywood Style Awards party at the W hotel in Hollywood, an event she showed up to dressed in a very tight, very short red dress. Lots of legs showing and tons of boobage being compressed inside the dress. At least she’s still showing skin!

There seems to be some really bad blood between Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag, and the latter’s husband, Spencer Pratt took to Twitter yesterday and ripped Patridge a new e-ass, by saying:

Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out!

About 30 minutes later he added:

Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!

So the nude photos of Audrina Patridge that were leaked online a few months ago were self-leaked. Hmmm… Does that ever happen in Hollywood? Who would’ve thought?

Kim Kardashian and one of her many sisters have teamed up to write a book on how to have a better relationship. Hmmm… first she sells diet pills, then vanilla muffin mix and perfume, and now a relationship book. You have to hand it to her: she can’t sing or act, but she’s good at selling stuff.

The only problem is that even though her other products are actually pretty good, I doubt her book will be worth a damn. For a girl whose fiance just cheated on her, and whose ex-husband used to abuse her, she doesn’t have much to offer the world literature-wise.

Now that I mention her abusive ex-husband, documents have emerged from Kim Kardashian’s 2003 divorce where she claims Damon Thomas used to beat her. One of the instances reads:

Damon hit me in the face and cut my lip open. I fell into the bed frame and banged my knee hard.

Damn, that’s terrible. I’m glad she’s doing so well now and that all that tragedy is behind her.

Even if you’re not a fan of Jersey Shore, there are two really good reasons to watch the show, and they’re right inside Jenny Jwoww’s bikini top! She may not be as gorgeous or glamorous as most TV actresses, but she’s got a tremendous set of knockers that are hard to beat. Good thing is that even when the other cast members of Jersey Shore may be fired at any given time, Jwoww is here to stay.

A source close to MTV powers that be said:

The others could be replaced with even more outrageous characters. But Jenny Jwoww Farley is locked into a contract for season 3.

In the meantime MTV has denied having considered replacing any of the Jersey Shore crew members or even filming the next season, and a rep for the music channel said:

We haven’t even started talking about season three.

Audrina Patridge is on vacation in the Caribbean with her boyfriend Ryan Cabrera, and she has obviously spent the entire time in her favorite outfit: a bikini. Here is a handful of photos to prove so, and as you can see in all of them, Audrina’s boobies are constantly overflowing her bikini top.

It’s really a shame that this chick is in a relationship. You know, girls with boyfriends usually don’t pose for Playboy. And Audrina really, really needs to be in Playboy! May be now that she’ll be unemployed after the final episode of The Hills, she’s reconsider.

Speaking of The Hills, I bet if they could re-start the show, they’d change its name to The Mounds. Between Audrina Patridge’s and Heidi Montag’s tits, they have enough saline water in that show to create a new ocean. Good thing it’s staying contained inside their perfect figures!

Heidi Montag announced today that her plans to sue The Hills creator Adam DeVillo are nothing but ancient history. Supposedly DeVillo groped Montag during a photo shoot a few weeks ago (right after she got her new bolt-ons) and as a result, the law suit was supposed to mention “sexual harassment and inappropriate physical contact”, but apparently Heidi changed her mind about it for lack of evidence.

The New York Post reported today that:

Heidi and [husband] Spencer [Pratt] have changed their minds and realized they should just move on.

After meeting with her attorneys, the blonde actress went on record saying that it all had been a misunderstanding. I have no idea how someone “misunderstands” being groped, but all is possible when it comes to Heidi Montag.

Rihanna was taken to a private clinic in the city of Jurich, Switzerland, on Monday evening, after she suddenly complained of having a sharp pain in her rib cage. Apparently the singer had injured one of her ribs during a very intense performance as part of her Last Girl On Earth tour.

But all seems to be alright with the Bahamian songstress, and she was released from the clinic right after being examined. Her rep told People magazine:

Rihanna went to have it looked at to be sure it was nothing serious, and it wasn’t. All is great and the tour is going great.

Rihanna performed a sold out show last night at Lyon, France, and she’s scheduled to do the same tonight at Marseille.

Jennifer Aniston is in the process of releasing her new fragrance this month, just in time for Mother’s Day. The perfume, called Lolavie, has gotten plenty of press coverage and has everybody wondering what the name actually means. When asked, Jennifer Aniston said:

It’s a long story and honestly it’s too personal to tell. But it has special significance.

I seems that she’s just going to keep us guessing. Anyway, in preparation for the launching of Lolavie, Jennifer released a promo photo that is just from out of this world. Wrapped in a blanket and supposedly wearing nothing under it (except for a dash of her perfume), 41 year old Aniston looks into the camera seductively and tries to represent what Lolavie will be about: natural, not overpowering, and very sensual.