Courtney Stodden in a bikini.

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Courtney is a 17 year old music composer…..ok, that’s what her bio says. She’s actually a 17 year old chick with a seriously bad fake tan that was allowed by her mother to marry that guy from Lost named Doug Hutchinson. That’s him in the above picture. I thought about photoshopping a dog collar on him, because I am a sick minded individual. But I opted not to draw anymore attention to him than necessary.  Bikini, bad tan, Courtney Stodden: go get your pictures, you deserve them.

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Olivia Wilde, blonde or brunette?

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Olivia Wilde, you know, the hot actress from House and possibly Jason Sudeikis’ girlfriend? Well, you can have her either blonde or brunette? Actually, you can’t have her in any way. Unless this is fantasy land for you. And it should be. Because it is for me. So in that case I take her brunette. What about you? Be sure to click on all the pictures, there are lots.

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Chuck Liddell’s Girlfriend has a Nice Ass

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Although Chuck Liddell’s girlfriend is not exactly a celebrity, I thought you’d like to see her photos dressed in short shorts and doing squats. With an ass like that, and those tanned muscular legs, I bet it won’t take her long to become well known in Tinsel Town. But because of her always being accompanied by Chuck Liddell, I doubt a single agent or paparazzo will approach her, so her discovery may actually take a while. Not every body wants to be beat to a pulp in lieu of their work.

Chuck Liddell’s girlfriend (I have no idea what her name is) was working out with her sugar daddy yesterday morning in Venice Beach when these photos were snapped. As you can see, it pays to get up early and roam the streets of California; you can always count on seeing hot chicks in small outfits.

Halle Berry has a New Boyfriend

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Halle Berry doesn’t waste time beating around the bushes and moping over dumped super models. Just a few months after her break up with the father of her daughter, Berry is banging a nude dude: French actor Oliver Martinez, picture above while coming back from a trip to the grocery store with the beautiful black-American actress.

According to People Magazine, Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez were apart for a week, and their re-encounter was very emotional. He showed up with a bandaged arm, and her, to make him feel better, took him to French art gallery Marcelita L’Art et Le Thé in West Hollywood. After that, they went back to Halle’s place, where you can imagine what else they did.

OctoMom Offered a Porn Industry Job

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OctoMom Nadya Suleman was offered a job yesterday for $1,000 a day by a porn company. Exciting, uh? Not really. The job is a behind the scenes gig that does not include sex or nudity.

After she went on welfare a couple of weeks ago and announced she wasn’t able to pay her mortgage or clothe her kids, no other company has offered OctoMom a job, let alone one as generous as this one, so she better screws her head on the right way and accepts it.

The letter offering her the job was signed personally by Steve Hirsch, the owner of Vivid Entertainment, and it reads:

We are offering you an opportunity to work on an upcoming Vivid production as a member of our crew. The position would pay $1K per day.

Let me be clear, you will not have to perform sex and no nudity is required.

Danielle Staub Sings for a Good Cause

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Former  Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub is moving from acting to dancing, and this week she shot the music video for her new song “Cry”. From what we hear, the song is not bad, mostly for a first one ever, and Danielle Staub looks very sexy in the video, despite the non-sexy theme of it.

“Cry” revolves around the issue of domestic violence, and it was partially filmed at a women’s shelter. Regarding Staub’s first visit to the shelter, a source said:

[Danielle Staub] was so touched she even said she was going to send a box of things to the women at the shelter that they can all use.

What’s more, proceeds from the track will be donated to charity.

Amanda Michalka Upskirt

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Actress and singer Amanda Michalka accidentally showed her panties yesterday in her first ever recorded upskirt incident. Hopefully it’ll be the first of many, because this bright eyed beautiful chick has lots to show to the world.

The funny thing about Amanda Michalka’s upskirt is that while we’re always trying to figure out what type or brand of panties most celebrities wear, she didn’t leave any room for question. Amanda obviously prefers Victoria’s Secrets panties, and I dare say that these sexy panties that looked so great on Adriana Lima last year, probably look even better wrapped around Amanda Michalka’s pussy and ass!

Rosario Dawson’s Legs go all the way there

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Rosario Dawson is looking hot and leggy (as well as busty) in this brand new pictorial that was just released by GQ Germany. This babe has legs to die for, but her best asset is definitely her tits.

And while we’re on the Rosario Dawson’s tits topic, let me remind you of that very famous scene in the movie Alexandre, where she played the great conqueror’s wife and showed her massive melons in their sex encounter. Man, those things were bouncing up and down all over the place and I swear I’ve never seen better celebrity tits in my entire career as a celeb blog writer or even before!

Kelly Brook, Sexy for FHM

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It was about time Kelly Brook posed for one of the sexy magazines and regaled us with some great photos of her killer body. So it was FHM Spain who brought us the sexy British model and actress, who happened to be dressed in the sexiest swim suits paired with high heels and jewelry… nothing like what you see in a real beach, but aren’t we all tired to reality?

Speaking of reality: the lions that you see in these photos posing with Kelly Brook are one hundred percent real! This pictorial was shot in Africa, at a hacienda guarded by three lions, and the whole time Kelly Brook was concerned about their presence, thinking they’d take a bite at any given moment. Well… could you blame the poor beasts if they had actually bitten her?

Kristin Bell Naked

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Kristin Bell has no problem getting naked, and this time she’s done it for a great cause: cancer prevention. Here is a screen cap from the video that brings us Kristin Bell naked, shot for the Stand Up To Cancer campaign and that is about to be aired in all major United States TV channels.

In the video Kristin Bell is completely nude and shaving her legs in the bath tub. Does this mean bathing or shaving can give us cancer? May be it’s time we all stop bathing. It’ll be a world filled with smelly but cancer free people. Yikes!