I love posting photos of Holly Madison for soooo many reasons! She always gives me something good to write about, she’s got massive plastic tits, she doesn’t mind being naked, etc., etc. The list could go on for days!

Today’s Holly Madison’s photos are priceless: bowling in Vegas, the former Playboy playmate grabbed a hold of some seriously big balls and “enhanced” her figure with them. Add this to all those other good things I mentioned before: this chick has a sense of humor; I almost feel bad for Hugh Hefner for losing her.

But going back to Holly and her bowling balls, here she is, dressed in short denim shorts and very goofy socks, and showing her amazing ball-throwing abilities. It’s obvious that she’s had years of practice with big balls before!

Doutzen Kroes is the main attraction of this month’s issue of Vogue Russia. Barely dressed in a bunch of hot swim suits, the Netherlands-born supermodel looks good enough to eat. It’s a shame that the people of Russia will never have any of their own hot babes dressed in those tiny bikinis… even in the dead of summer it’s too cold to wear anything like that there. And I know, I spent a few months in Russia last year and I was freezing in the middle of August.

Sadly those months in Moscow didn’t teach me enough Russian to be able to translate any of the text on these magazine scans, so I’m as much at a loss as you are. But with Doutzen Kroes almost naked in these pages, I don’t really care what it says. Just watching Doutzen is enough to keep me smiling!

Miranda Kerr has a specific list of to-do’s that a man needs to fulfill so he can get her in the sack. Apparently Orlando Bloom had to go thru all of them, but hell, wouldn’t you too, if you had the chance?

The beautiful Aussie supermodel said the top items in her list are:

1. Buy the right size
2. Listen to her
3. Connect with her
4. Know what you want
5. Don’t be afraid to show her love
6. Tell she is beautiful and romance her
7. Get a babysitter
8. Be healthy
9. Pamper her
10. Treat her like a goddess

She then added:

In my experience, it is the random small gestures that I find the most romantic. It could be something as simple as making me a cup of tea or being given a foot massage while we are watching a movie at home after a long day at work.

This is great news: Kendra Wilkinson has YET another sex tape, and for what we’ve heard, it’s even better than the previous one. Talk about a year of discovery for Kendra!

Radar Online reports that a second Kendra Wilkinson sex tape has been released, and in this one, instead of having sex with a man, Kendra is going down on a chick named Taryn.

Taryn’s ex-boyfriend, who unearthed the tape, is now peddling it to Vivid for an undisclosed amount, but rumor tells us that it’s in the 7-figure range. A source that watched the tape, had this to say about it:

This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her.

Madonna is my hero again. Not only is she the richest and hottest 50-something year old woman in the world, but she still has what it takes to speak up. After adopting two kids from the African nation of Malawi, and nearly being one of the few benefactors of and highly revered in that country, Madonna has spoken up against the Malawian government.

Two gay guys from Malawi were convicted of gross indecency and unnatural acts and condemned to do 14 years of hard labor for having an engagement ceremony. Upon finding out, Madonna issued this statement:

I am shocked and saddened by the decision made today by the Malawian court, which sentenced two innocent men to prison. Today Malawi took a giant step backward. The world is filled with pain and suffering; therefore, we must support our basic human right to love and be loved. I call upon the progressive men and women of Malawi–and around the world–to challenge this decision in the name of human dignity and equal rights for all.

Katherine Heigl, who is rapidly becoming one of Hollywood’s fastest raising star, was on the Letteran Show last night and she opened up about her feelings about the Grey’s Anatomy show (which she was let go of for being a total bitch and impossible to work with).

Although Heigl’s career has taken off since leaving the show, she still feels bittersweet about being “dumped” and admitted that to this day, she can’t watch the show, saying:

I can’t do it. I can’t. I stopped watching back in November when I went on family leave because I felt like I was missing the party. And I would call and be like, ‘Why is your character doing that?’

May be she needs to weight out what she lost and what she gained from not being on the show anymore, like the main role on a surprisingly good romantic comedy opposite Ashton Kutcher.

I usually try not to post magazine scans unless they show some amazing celebrity nudity, and this is definitely the case. Audrina Patridge is topless in the June edition of Ralph magazine, and with the size boobs she’s got, I think this qualifies as “amazing celebrity nudity”, don’t you agree?

Although Audrina is indeed topless, she chose not to show her nipples in this pictorial (what a terrible waste), and positioned her arms strategically so that they remain hidden. I don’t know what the big deal is, if she’s going to show ALL that boobage that spans like 30 inches across, why bother hiding her nipples, which are just about an inch wide?

Anyway, here’s Audrina Patridge Topless. Enjoy!

It finally happened: a warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest has been issued by judge Marsha Revel from the Los Angeles Superior Court, for failure to appear in court on Thursday. Lohan, who is currently in Cannes for the film festival, will be arrested upon arriving on American soil.

According to US magazine:

Judge Revel stated that the actress “may have violated her probation”; a formal probation hearing will be scheduled at a later date. Lohan was sentenced to three years probation and alcohol education classes after her second DUI conviction in August 2007.

Steve Whitmore, spokesman of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, tells UsMagazine.com that Lohan may be arrested at the airport. The prosecutor says she may face 180 days in jail.

Since her break up with DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been dabbing at the heterosexual sex game, but for some reason she’s just not that good at it… may be because guys don’t have what girls have?

So after banging a couple of male models here and there, LiLo has gone back to what she actually enjoys: eating pussy. And since Sam Ronson’s pussy is not available to her anymore, she actually went up a few steps, and is now bumping uglies with fashion photographer and Bravo reality TV girl Indrina.

Below are some photos of the two shot about a year ago, when Lindsay posed for Indrina’s camera, as well as a few of Indrina all by herself arriving to a couple of red carpet Hollywood events. Please note that this chick is 36 years old, and she looks better than any college girl out there. To look that good when she’s nearing her 40’s, she must sleep in a bottle of oil or in a coffin. Or may be it’s what she eats (yes, I said that with my mind in the gutter).

Lady Gaga’s video for her musical hit Bad Romance has achieved what no other video has in the history of the internet: a whopping viewing record of over 200 million.

I probably became viewer 200 million and one, since I just went to You Tube and watched the promissory singer put her powerful voice to good use in this high tech mini-movie, and I have to admit there’s a reason why Bad Romance has broken all records: it rocks!

Granted, having Lady Gaga in a tight outfit and then partially naked are also good reasons to enjoy the video. But if you like good music and can appreciate a slutty blonde with a good voice and the capacity to write her own music, you’ll enjoy Bad Romance. Check it out!