Pamela Anderson showed up yesterday at Millions of Milkshakes, the new Aubrey O’Day business venture, dressed in a white t-shirt-like dress and no bra. Apparently the vegan milkshake she had was very cold, because Pammy’s nipples stayed erect the whole time she was at the venue.

But Pamela’s erect nipples are the least of her concerns right now. The IRS reported this week that the former Baywatch star owes $493,000 in personal income tax and her name was added to the annual list of delinquent taxpayers that the California Franchise Tax Board makes public every year.

Last year, a tax lien for $493,144 was filed against Pamela in April 2009 and five construction companies also placed liens against her Malibu home for “labor and materials … to remodel main house, construct swimming pool, construct foundations for guest house.”

Jessica Simpson’s cleavage has come to the rescue of her reputation! After our favorite singer turned actress turned country singer posted some photos of herself on her Tweeter stream, where she was wearing a very short wig and almost gave her fans a heart attack, Jessica showed up at the Good Housekeeping 125th Anniversary Party dressed in a youthful yet sexy dress that showed lots of her overflowing cleavage.

That alone was enough to forgive her for the short hair prank. Seriously, her best assets are her boobs and her hair, and she’s going to get rid of one of them now that she’s man-less and almost job-less? Not a good timing! Good thing it was just a joke.

But going back to the Good Housekeeping party, lots of celebrities showed up for the event, including Hillary Duff, Kristen Bell and Brooke Shields. Obviously the best cleavage was Jessica Simpson’s but there were lots of short skirts and beautiful faces around.

Demi Moore ruined a perfect opportunity for an upskirt shot this past weekend when she stepped out of her car while dressed in a too short hot pink dress. Placing her hand over her crotch, Demi left paparazzi panting for more as she covered the goods. Her daughter, on the other hand, needs to learn more of her mommy’s tricks. Just a few minutes later, Rummer Willis showed the world her white panties.

Rumer Willis, her boyfriend, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher went to the premiere of The Joneses and to an after-party at Playhouse nightclub afterwards. The panty-flashing incident happened as they left the party. May be a few too many Jack Daniel’s did the trick. Whatever caused it, I hope they’ll repeat it. It’s always nice to see a mom-daughter combo showing lots of leg and then some.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Dough Reinhardt have split, according to E! News. The two had been talking for months about her impending marriage and their plans to have kids and what not, and now this? Paris’ little heart must be broken! She has tried to marry her last 3 boyfriends but they keep on slipping between her fingers. What’s up with that?

In the meantime, Dough is not doing too good either, and is trying to mend their relationship. A source close to Reinhardt says: “He was in Aspen with his dad this weekend and was considering stopping by Vegas on the drive back, but changed his mind. I’m pretty sure that’s why he went to Aspen…to hide out and try to get over her.”

Hopefully they’ll get back together; they make a very pretty couple. If not, well… let’s stay put and wait for Paris’ next pussy flashes.

Garcelle Beauvais proved this week that she’s not only beautiful and a great actress, but she also has a great imagination. Upon, discovering that her husband, the CAA agent Mike Nilson has been unfaithful to her, and has kept a lover for five years, Garcelle sent an email to his co-workers at  CAA.

Titled “Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon”, the email read:

What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!

It is still unknown if Beauvais will be seeking a divorce after this shocking discovery, but chances are she won’t be forgiving her husband.

Heidi Montag was the hostess of the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria resort and Casino in Las Vegas, where she unveiled her full body in a bikini for the first time after her ever so talked about 10-surgery day.

The results are actually remarkable, and surgery or no surgery, Heidi looks great. Her tits are enormous (probably as big as her spine can support without collapsing), her ass is hard as a tortoise shell and her stomach is flat like an ironing board. Granted, they’re all the result of liposuction, ass implants and tits implants. But are we really going to get picky? She looks good and she’s proud of herself, what else could we ask from her? During the opening, she said:

I haven’t been in a bikini since my new body and of course I’m wearing my own designs so I’m excited to show the world.

Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding is not exactly a celebrity yet, since most people haven’t even heard of her. But she’s on her way to becoming better known, and with an ass like that, you can bet your pants off she will!

This week Sarah Harding is in the Bahamas with her man and some friends, and she was photographed at her hotel beach dressed in a very unique silver colored bikini that comes with a handle in the middle (probably to pull Sarah towards you in a moment of passion). Photos shot of her back-end show that this swimsuit has some even better features, like automatically riding up her butt with every step she takes.

But don’t just take my word for it, check out these hot bikini photos of hard-bodied singer Sarah Harding at the beach. Lots of ass going on here… enjoy!

AnnaLynne McCord was in disguise Friday night as she went for a night on the town. The 90210 blonde actress was wearing a black wig trying to fool the paparazzi. But she made the mistake of being accompanied by her sister, a gigantic blonde with killer legs and not too shabby tits. Even in Hollywood where almost everybody is a blonde, a 6 foot tall one is hard to miss.

Still, AnnaLynne McCord’s gimmick worked initially, since she was able to leave her house undetected. The problem was on her way back, when she was so sh*t faced that she made sure she’d wake up the whole neighborhood.

Speaking of sh*t faced: take a closer look at these pictures of McCord. In some of them you can see a mysterious white powder inside her nostrils. I bet it’s not Antrax!

Here’s a few photos of country singer Shania Twain, obviously rapidly shot since there’s little difference among them. But with her showing her purple-bra-clad breasts under a see-thru shirt, they’re all well worth posting.

Shania is currently in Los Angeles were it’s rumored she’s recording another single. After her recent divorce, she took some time off her music to get her head cleared up, but apparently she’s back on her feet and ready to roll.

It’s nice to see such a hot sexy MILF as Shania dressed in an outfit that shows her assets. You usually find her in plaid shirts and jeans, but that may be changing now that she’s single and probably ready to find herself another man. Everybody knows that you gotta show your charms to get some love.

Demi Moore graces Elle UK this month dressed in a tight corset which for some ungodly known reason she paired with a black bra.

But her choice of clothing is not as shocking as her revelations regarding her “natural” approach to beauty, which completely deny the general assumptions that she’s had several procedures done. She says:

I have had something done but it’s not on my face. It feels like school-yard name-calling a lot of the time. It hurts. You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. It just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery.

She also admitted that she was obsessed with the way her body looked, and that just recently she was able to conquer this. Yes, honey, that’s what being married to a younger guy does!