Apparently Tony Romo got fed up with Jessica Simpson’s dad. Imagine that. So he’s now dumped her. Although its been said that John Mayer has been texting her, as of late. Tony, come on, now that Jessica and Terrel are both out of your life, you are sure to win! Here is more from Fox News.

Another inside source said that Jessica’s manager/father Joe Simpson’s meddling ways most likely took its toll on the relationship, which is the reason why they split the first time fourteen months ago. We’re told Joe promised he’d take a step back when the couple reunited but he was still too involved in his daughter’s private life.
“At one point Joe was even giving Tony football advice which doesn’t go down well,” said an insider. “Tony was a football superstar before he got mixed up in Hollywood, this move will be probably be good at least for his career.”
And not to mention the pop princess/country crooner was eager to tie-the-knot again, something Romo apparently wasn’t ready to do.

Justin Timberlake tweeted that he believes Robert Pattinson is sexier than him, basically answering the call of a recent topic among ladies. I think the only reason he did this was to play the whole “humble” role. Lets face it, he has Jessica Beil on his arm, and in his recent Mother Lover gig for SNL, Susan Sarandon. I’d say that’s completing the spectrum….here’s more.

Jessica Biel’s BF took to his Twitter last night to answer some looming questions. Among them was this gem: “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?”
Justin, who sees himself in 10 years “through a mirror and with more wrinkles,” responds, “Because God loved him more than me.”

Kelly Brook hit the beach in St. Barts, totally topless. If Malibu were topless, we’d have the best country in the world. But its not, so we don’t. No Billy Zane sightings and hopefully you aren’t looking for one. Tons of topless, Kelly Brook pictures. NSFW.

Sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words. Debbie Rowe apparently sent some emails saying she wants to keep Joe Jackson away from the kids. And….wait for it…she wants to get paid! Get outta here! Here is more from Extra.

In an email dated July 2, 2009, Rowe appears to be conflicted about going after the kids:
Rowe to White: “I’m not going after custody. These kids are not mine. They were never mine. They were always Michael’s. I was Michael’s best friend.”
So, why does White say Rowe is seeking custody?
White: “Because I think things change on a daily basis…It’s not like she doesn’t love them. It’s not like she doesn’t want the best for them, but her life is different…The idea of being a mother to those children is something I don’t think she really wants. She can’t just sit back in the shadows and not say anything because then she will be looked at as the woman who gave up her children and that’s a horrible thing to say….She had to do something to protect them in a way.”
Rowe confirms these sentiments in an email to White dated July 5, 2009: Rowe to White: “My lawyer is telling me I have to take some responsibility about the welfare of the children. Do I want the kids? Hell no. Does it look good for me to ask for them? Absolutely. I don’t want to look like the woman who gave away her kids and just forgot about them. Would Michael want Joe to have them? I think it would be the last thing that he would ever have wanted.”
If Rowe doesn’t want to be a mother, why does White believe she’s seeking custody?
White: “The motivation is money. I really have to be honest…If the children aren’t the ones she wants, what else will she gain from it?”
Is a secret custody deal in the works? White: “Yes, absolutely. In one text message she had just said, ‘Just wait until the 14th. Everything will be done after the 14th’…There’s definitely going to be a secret deal. There’s definitely going to be a settlement that’s going to come out of this.”

Holly Madison married a slightly younger version of Hugh Hefner in Vegas this weekend, but a slightly less capable version (if you know what I mean) when she married the Travelocity gnome as part of some promotion. Um, yeah, not sure where to go on this one, except to say that Holly looks hot as a bride. Rock on. Tons of more Holly Madison wedding gown pictures below.

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova and film producer Archie Drury have announced they are pregnant. Lets be honest though, only Karolina will be ruined, so really, saying that “we” are pregnant is a bit self righteous. Here is more from People.

“Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child,” the statement reads. “The couple have been together for a little over a year.”

Christian Audigier’s people are now strongly denying that he and Jon Gosselin are going into a fashion line together. To be honest, I didn’t need a denial to figure this out. I mean come the freak on…..More from Us Weekly.

“Christian is absolutely not starting a kids’ clothing line with Jon,” a rep for Audigier tells Us. “As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all.”
Gosselin — an Ed Hardy fan — and his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman spent the past few days on board Audigier’s yacht in St. Tropez in the French Riviera.

Denise Richards is “complicated,” as well as now topless. Here are topless pictures of her taken while she was filming her failed show, Its Complicated. But these pictures are a Win, even though they are blurry. Hey, its Denise Richards topless, that’s a win…..lots more Denise Richards topless pictures below.

Ok, this isn’t the 1998 Doritos girl version of Ali Landry, but she’s still pretty good. Worth Posting. Hey, why not? More Ali Landry bikini pictures in Malibu below.

Vanessa Hudgens is excited that she has a nude scene in her latest movie, Sucker Punch. How old is she? I am asking to see if I am allowed to share this excitement with her. Taking no chances, I put up these more elegant pictures of her. Hey, deal with it. Not my fault. Rock on and happy clicking…..Here is more from The UK Metro.

Hudgens, 20, reveals: ‘I’m playing a character named Blondie and it’s set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes.’
It’ll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can’t wait. I’m so excited. I’ve wanted to do an action film for a while.’
‘I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that’s the biggest difference.’