Latoya Jackson now thinks that her brother Michael Jackson was murdered for, wait it it, his wealth. Or maybe it was for his debt? Not sure here. I think she may actually be Michael and this is the greatest, most patient and well thought out life insurance scam of all time. That’s what I think. More from News of the World.

“Michael WAS murdered,” declared La Toya, 53. “And we don’t think just one person was involved. Rather, it was a conspiracy of people. I feel it was all about money. Michael was worth well over a billion in music publishing assets and somebody killed him for that. He was worth more dead than alive.”
As she posed a series of vital questions about 50-year-old Jacko’s sudden death 17 days ago at his rented mansion in Los Angeles, La Toya said the pop icon was:
* FED a series of addictive drugs to keep him submissive and controlled.
* KEPT from his family by manipulative people who blocked their visits.
* WORKED to exhaustion even though he DIDN’T want to do the gruelling string of 50 shows due to start at London’s O2 arena tomorrow.
* ROBBED of TWO MILLION in cash and gems as he lay dying.
Because of her close bond with Michael, La Toya was chosen by the family to sign the death certificate. Now the first step in her battle for justice is underway, with the second, independent, autopsy she ordered.

Although Lindsay Lohan is still in a on again lesbo again relationship with Samantha Ronson, she is also on the prowl for dudes. Apparently she tried to pick up Russell Brand.  I guess he declined. Man, that’s gotta hurt. Skinny chicks just don’t get declined, particularly at a party. I mean come on….Here is more from The Sun.

A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.” The comic jetted to Las Vegas with P Diddy yesterday and on a video blog, filmed en-route on the rapper’s private plane, the pair joked that they would be using the services of some ladies of the night.

Megan Fox shows off her body in a Youtube video? Sort of. Show is kind of lame, but its Megan Fox….so….

Britney Spears is apparently converting to Judaism for her boyfriend and agent, Jason Trawick. The religion of doing blow in Conoco bathrooms is apparently, overbooked. So Judaism is the next best thing. That’s really hot. The Jews must be sooooo happy about this. Will Adam Sandler’s next Holiday song feature Spears? So many questions, so few answers….Here is more from The Sun.

The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.
She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.
A source said: “Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with.”

Warner Brothers is almost finished narrowing down the next, Green Lantern superhero, with Justin Timberlake running high on the list. I guess Dick in a Box is finally paying dividends. Also mentioned is Bradley Cooper, just coming off his summer hit, The Hangover’s success. Here is more from I Watch Stuff.

Warners has spent the past five months searching for the actor to play Hal Jordan, the hot-shot Air Force pilot who is chosen by a dying alien to be his successor in an intergalactic police force known as the Green Lanterns.
This week, the race narrowed to Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds and Justin Timberlake.

Also included in this post is pictures of the hot dudes up for the role. Somehow, this is actually a relief compared to the Laetitia Casta pregnant supermodel disaster of which we are all trying to get over.

Welcome to the absolute worst Friday ever. Here is supermodel Laetitia Casta, frolicking in the water while wearing a bikini. Obviously, I am guessing she is pregnant..with a 10 year old. Worse more, there are more pictures to click on. Sorry for ruining your Friday.

Brad Garrett’s girlfriend used the power of her nipples to thwart off any possible bad vibes while Brad was playing in the World Series of Poker, 2009, in Vegas. Isabella’s nipples went all in. Yeah, hey, this isn’t about my wit, but about some wonderful nipples. Enjoy them, the uncensored (NSFW) ones are below. Happy Clicking.

Halle Berry and boyfriend boytoy Gabriel Aubry took daughter, Nahla, on vacation in Miami. Gabriel apparently watches his carb intake, or something like that. I could have  a six pack if I wanted to, but I have a life and I am not that shallow. Its hard work to avoid abs. That’s right. More pictuers of Gabriel’s abs, if that’s your gig.

Shauna Sand apparently banged Lorenzo Lamas’ son, A.J. According to Star, A.J. had the bestest stepmom of all time. Sort of, I guess depending on how you look at things like this. Lorenzo thought Shauna was acting like a motherly figure, instead all the while she was acting a fool. Hot. Here’s more joy for your day.

“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”
“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.,” the friend continues. “He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

Hayden Panettiere’s new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper, debuted yesterday. She also attended a pre-promo gig on MTV before hand, hence, the change of attire. I prefer the skirt to the dress any day of the week, however, in a pinch, I take either one. That’s just me though, while I am picky, I am sensible. More Hayden Panettiere hot, sexy pictures below.