Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie

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It’s a sad day in the super model world: two of the hottest Victoria Secrets babes ever announced today that they’re pregnant.

Both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr admitted that they’re with child, but added they’re not about to retire. Don’t worry, though, we all know that super models have a way to bounce back after dropping their kids into this world. In the meantime, while we wait for both Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr to expand and then deflate, here are the latest photos of Doutzen for Victoria’s Secrets. Let’s enjoy them while we can!

Adrianne Curry Molested?

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Our favorite Twitter personality and always-half-naked celebrity Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk guy during the Stars Wars Convention in Orlando, Florida. According to the police report she filed, the guy reached under her skirt and grabbed a hold of her pussy and ass, and then tried to drive away, but was arrested by the cops.

Now that’s not fair! Why can’t one innocently reach under Adrianne Curry’s skirt and touch her pussy? Isn’t that what she’s always showing it for? Give me a break! If you have your ass on display every day of the week and keep on posting photos of you without any clothes on on your Twitter stream, doesn’t that give the average citizen the idea that you want to be touched?

Tila Tequila Attacked during Topless Concert

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Tila Tequila was hospitalized this weekend with several cuts and bruises on her face and upper body, after an out of control mob attacked her during an Illinois Insane Clown Posse a concert.

Apparently the close to 2,000 fans began the attack after she appeared on stage and took her top off, showing her tits. You gotta be a total piece of sh*t to attack a woman, and much worse a woman with such beautiful tits as Tila Tequila has!

This morning, a recovering Tila Tequila posted this message on her Twitter steam:

I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair … cuz they threw firecrackers on stage.

Below are some photos of Tila Tequila topless during the ill-fated concert.

Ke$ha Announces New Clothing Line

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Ke$ha is known for her big perky tits, her beautiful voice and her song “Your Love is My Drug”, but so far her dressing style has failed to make an impact on any of us.

Despite this, the blonde singer announced that she’s currently working on a new clothing line that will make her personal style available to teens everywhere, and during a press conference held in Los Angeles this past weekend, Ke$ha said:

[My line] will be coming and there will be capes involved. I’m trying really hard to bring back capes. They’ve been out since the 1800s, it’s about time they came back.

Holly Peers Shows her Pair

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Holly Peers should change her name to Holly Pair. This chick has the most amazing tits I’ve seen in the celebrity world, and I swear I’ve seen them all, so I know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, here is Holly Peers in her second appearance on our blog, showing her terrific boobs on the latest issue of Nuts magazine, while being filmed for a video with a very naughty grand finale. It’s really a shame that I don’t have the space here to show you the video; it’s great seeing the ocean, but it’s even better to hear and watch its waves. You know what I mean!

Jenny McCarthy’s Tits are Back

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Back in the day we used to see Jenny McCarthy everywhere and doing everything, but that’s ancient history. Since her kid was diagnosed with autism, this curvaceous blonde actress and model pretty much withdrew from the farandula and dedicated herself to finding reasons and cures for his illness. In a way, it’s good to see Jenny McCarthy back in the spotlight. It may mean her kid is doing better. Or it may mean that she needs money and that’s why she’s now showing her tits in Las Vegas. Whatever her reasons may be, we’re darn glad to see Jenny McCarthy’s tits back in action!

Montana Fishburne’s Sex Tape

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Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana Fishburne, announced a few weeks ago that she’s was willing to film a sex tape to achieve fame and fortune, following in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. What’s more, she admitted that the hottest of the Kardashian Sisters was her inspiration for this brilliant idea.

Obviously Vivid Entertainment took advantage of the situation and offered to buy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape for a very generous amount. But not all parts involved are happy about this. About Laurence Fishburne’s reaction, Montana said:

[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him. I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.

Lindsay Lohan Looking Hot for Maxim

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There are lots of reasons why Maxim magazine has come so high on men’s esteem, and these pictures of Lindsay Lohan are some of them.

Shot just days before heading off to jail, the specked trout posed in her birth-from ginger hair color and proudly displayed her freckles in these photos. Personally I find Lohan to look her sexiest with black hair, but I must admit that she looks simply adorable in her original colors.

But putting aside hair color considerations, let’s concentrate on Lindsay Lohan’s tits… Here you can get a good view of LiLo’s god-given assets, as she wears her usual: tight tops with no bra, and what’s best, no pants at all!

Sofia Vergara’s Natural Tits Exposed

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I have a thing for Latin MILFs, but I have lots of things for Sofia Vergara, the hottest Latina cougar ever to adorn Hollywood. With a bright smile like hers and such a set of natural tits, it’s no wonder I’m infatuated with Sofia!

Speaking of natural, I’d like to mention that Sofia Vergara’s tits are not the only untouched thing about hers (yes, they are definitely and undoubtedly natural). Her hair is completely extensions-free, she doesn’t even pluck her eyebrows and her ass is implants-free as well. Who could ask for more? Hot, mature and 100% silicon free! Sofia Vergara is “naturally” our favorite celebrity!

Paris Hilton and her Amazing Cleavage

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Just a few days ago I was blogging about a celebrity who has small boobs and managed to make them look humongous thanks to a padded bra, and I recall comparing her to Paris Hilton and her unique ability to make her own tits look like overinflated balloons while they’re actually a size B.

Well, speak of the devil, because here is Paris dropping some amazing cleavage while promoting her new fragrance “Tease”. Need I say anything about her tits, other than WOW?

By the way, while we’re on the rhetorical questions part: did I overdose on Starlight Mints or is Paris looking tremendously like Marilyn Monroe in these pictures?