Amy Smart beats up a dude with a mullet.

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On the set of her new movie, Crank 2, Amys Smart throws a dude with a mullet over a car.  I am not sure which is hotter, a dude with a mullet getting his a$% kicked, or Amy Smart’s goods hanging out all over the place.

I will go with Amy Smart’s T and A. But the mullet demolition is a close second.

Crank 2 will star Jason Stratham again, should be good.

More Amy Smart sexy pictures.

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Comment (1) | Posted on 05/03/2008, filed under Amy Smart

The disaster that is Amy Winehouse.

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My lord, what is going on with this disaster?

Amy Winehouse was working with Mark Ronson, the guy that produced her Grammy Winning Album, on having her do the new Quantum of Solace James Bond flick Soundtrack. I guess that didn’t go so well. Imagine that.

Sky News says, “We tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet,” he said.
Asked if the Quantum of Solace track will be made he added: “I don’t think so unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it so probably not. We did work on it but we never finished it so that’s about it.”
Asked if the pair are due to work on other projects he replied: “No, we tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet”.

Not sure if she’s ready to work on music yet? What a joke. She really doesn’t have much time left on this planet. When she goes, I expect all the local London meth dealers may have to get real jobs.

Comments (2) | Posted on 05/02/2008, filed under Amy Winehouse

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey elope.

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Congrats to Nick Cannon, Mariah is a hot catch.

 E News says, “Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.”
Linda Cannon wouldn’t confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey’s new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.
“I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.”

Wow, Mariah is a lot cooler than I anticipated. She took a recycled ring! Ladies, take note, this is the start of a new trend! Who would a thunk it? Diva turned cool chick.

Comments (12) | Posted on 05/02/2008, filed under Mariah Carey , Nick Cannon

Jessica Alba shows off the new goods.

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One good thing, and only one good thing has come out of the new Jessica Alba preggo body.

Her breast.

Her big, voluptuously  large breast. The new strip club upper body rendition of Jessica Alba was showing off in a parked car over the weekend. No pictures of the douchebag fertilizer, hot chick killer, was to be found. Maybe he was out impregnating Eva Longoria and ruining her.

More Jessica Alba big breast pictures.

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Comment (1) | Posted on 05/01/2008, filed under Jessica Alba

Tom Cruise summons Katie Holmes to House of Cruisentology.

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Katie has been a bad girl, and instead of spanking her like the rest of the living man world would do, he is sending her off to Scientology camp.

Star says, It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes,” a Scientology insider reveals. “Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.”
Katie’s intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie’s been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food. 

This sounds worse than being a prisoner in Iraq.

Comment (1) | Posted on 05/01/2008, filed under Katie Holmes , Tom Cruise

The Heidi Montag Annoyance Tour, 2008, continues tour

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Adding another stop on the Dave Letterman Show, she proved that a dumb act never seems to tire out.

US Magazine says, “I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year,” Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. “I was like, ‘You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.’”
When Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, “she was like, ‘I don’t know what to do…’ I was like, ‘Well, let’s get it back.’
“Next thing I know,” Montag continued, “it’s blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape… I didn’t film it, I didn’t do it, I’m not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?”

I want to release something, Heidi. Man, I can’t imagine being around her for more than 2 minutes is a fun time. Fortunately for me, 2 minutes is perfect.

More Heidi Montag sexy pictures.

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Comment (1) | Posted on 05/01/2008, filed under Heidi Montag

Gary Coleman acts like a little kid.

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Talk about shocking the world. All this important information came out on Gary Coleman’s debut on Divorce Court.

“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.” 

What stuff is he actually capable of picking up and throwing? Just the thought of him being with a chick makes me want to bash my own head against a wall. Here’s the way I look at it: If this broad was crazy enough to marry Gary, then she is crazy enough to lie about the lifestyle.

Right?

Yeah, I’m smart like that.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/01/2008, filed under Gary Coleman

Cher and Tom Cruise created “yuck”

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By “yuck,” I mean they did the dirty.

People says, “He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

I wonder if he kept her in a cocoon while she lived in his Cruisentology spaceship, only allowing her to breath through straws while watching him dance on a couch and tell her he loves her.

Stop the madness.

Comment (1) | Posted on 04/30/2008, filed under Cher , Tom Cruise

Kim and Khloe Kardashian fight for Bentley.

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Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

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Comment (1) | Posted on 04/30/2008, filed under Khloe Kardashian , Kim Kardashian

No Sex Tape in The Hills?

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Yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spilled the beans about a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape on The Tyra Banks show.

US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.

Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.

Or at least until she has her own sex tape.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/30/2008, filed under Heidi Montag , Lauren Conrad , Spencer Pratt , The Hills

Jaba the Hut has nothing on Harrison Ford, says Carrie Fisher

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Carrie Fisher once let Harrison Ford jedi mind trick her into sex. Well, apparently Carrie was already down to do the deed before they worked together on Star Wars, which is where the it all went down.

The Sun says, “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Was he naked and sniffing your bras? If he were, that would be a much better story to tell. But I have to ask the question on everyone’s mind, did he get to do her while she was dressed in character? If he didn’t, his game just went down like 5 solid points.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/30/2008, filed under Carrie Fisher , Harrison Ford

Brooke Hogan rocks out in her bikini.

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Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

More Brooke Hogan pictures.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 04/29/2008, filed under Brooke Hogan

Ashley Dupre is selling Joe Francis.

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Her 15 minutes went by in roughly 9 minutes. During that span she lost millions of dollars, her pride, and her sultry escorting job. But now she is back, true American style.

AP says, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.
Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

You go girl. Just not wild.

I wonder if Joe’s defense will actually try to say she wasn’t drunk?

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/29/2008, filed under ashley dupre

Heidi Montag flys Spencer Pratt’s flag.

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I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.

Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder* 

Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.

More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 04/29/2008, filed under Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt

Vanity Fair responds to Disney

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Disney is worried about the recent shots of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair ruining her image with parents. You know, the ones of her smiling and having a great time.

New York Times says, A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair says, Um, was Cyrus—or Disney—at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.” 

Ah yes, she certainly looks the part of manipulated. Shortly after this shoot she was taken back to the basement wear she was brainwashed into thinking that shooting for a major publication was a good idea for her career.

More Miley Cyrus tortured soul Vanity Fair pictures.

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Comments (4) | Posted on 04/29/2008, filed under miley cyrus

The New iPwn is coming out this year.

I haven’t decided if I find this funny or not, but the chick is kind of cute and, well, it’s Sunday.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/27/2008, filed under Funny and weird

Marie Digby, youtube phenom.

Marie Digby sure is using Youtube to her advantage, a far cry from a lot of the junk we find on that site. Check out her latest song, it’s pretty solid considering she is sitting around her living room jamming out on a piano and signing.

Probably not the easiest environment to sound good in. Britney Spears should take notes…

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/26/2008, filed under Marie Digby

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take disgusting to a new level.

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PDA is one thing, but Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo swapping chewed cake is far another. In fact, I am mortified to even put these pictures up this morning. Hey, Jessica Simpson is sexy as a firecracker, and I would pretty much share anything with her: except chewed cake. Yuck!

I remember when I was in highschool and this couple kissed and swapped chewed pizza. I have never really gotten over it.

More Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo cake swapping pictures…if you really want to see them…

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(No Comments) | Posted on 04/26/2008, filed under Jessica Simpson , tony romo

Yes, Heidi Montag has a big mouth.

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Yes, I am thinking the exact same perverse fantasies. Man, if nothing ever came OUT of her mouth, she would be the hottest chick on the planet. Instead, Heidi Montag has to talk about things like politics and her new show. Who cares? Sadly, her show has been happening all over the blogs now for like a year. She basically has a camera team with her at all times and has a ton of staged photoshoots.

Ironically, her real show isn’t even real!

How confusing must that be for her?

More Heidi Montag sexy mouth pictures

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Comment (1) | Posted on 04/25/2008, filed under Heidi Montag

Daisy DeLaHoya has a broken heart.

There is more to Daisy DeLaHoya than sexy lingerie.

Ok, take a breath….

Ya, don’t feel bad, I still can’t figure out what else “more” is.

Daisy’s not just some chick you can sleep with.

Ok, well, there goes your lone date-able attribute. I would assume your phone will not be ringing much anymore. The ho-down fight at the end is absolutely classic, and well, sort of hot in a perverse sort of way. There could be shallower subject matter and dumber individuals on one stage, but other than a Jerry Springer episode, I am not sure where one would find it. I would still do Daisy though, something about that naughty, trashy look that does something for me.

Oh, that’s right, I’m a piggish guy!

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/25/2008, filed under Daisy DeLaHoya