The 2010 Oscars Awards came and went last night without any special incidents worth mentioning, except the fact that they were a little disappointing for the lack of boobage. That’s right! For some reason the Oscars seriously lacked in cleavages this year. You’d think that with the increased popularity of silicon enhancements, every actress that can afford it would have a generous cleavage by now. But the 82nd Academy Awards ceremony proved that this by far is not the case.

Although short skirts abounded, slutty tops were nearly inexistent (except for the beautiful and very revealing dress worn by Hilary Swank), and actresses with small boobs were actually the ones dressed in the sexiest outfits. Among them shone Vanessa Hudgens and her B-cups, and Natalie Portman, who showed her long perfectly shaped legs in a dark gray dress that made her look simply edible.

Rihanna has become one of the decade’s most sought after celebrities (probably because she’s always showing her boobs), and Nokia is taking advantage of it. The Barbados-born singer and the rapidly growing cellular technology company have teamed up to offer everything Rihanna to buyers of the new Nokia X6 Music Phone.

Benoit Naloin, general manager of Nokia Philippines said today:

Nokia is extremely excited to collaborate with a talented and renowned artist like Rihanna to truly redefine the connection between artists and fnas and to deliver unique experience and content across the globe.

The Nokia X6 will come with every hit ever launched by Rihanna pre-installed plus news, videos and photos of the hot singer. I wonder if her numerous nipple slips will be included in there!

Fergie has lots of good features, like her big beautiful eyes, her dick sucking lips, and her all natural boobs, just to mention a few. But did you know that the The Black Eyed Peas’ singer can count as part of her assets a tremendous flexibility?

Fergie proves this fact in her latest magazine appearance, which happens to be on the quite conservative Cosmopolitan mag’s French edition. Except that in this, their latest issue, Fergie is shown in an extremely short dress and lifting her leg in the air all the way to the top of her head. Not very conservative for a magazine directed at women, if you ask me.

The singer, who got married about a year ago, was staying away from sexually explicit pictorial after her wedding, but that seems to be changing rapidly, as she’s eagerly showing her curves to the world again. That new husband of hers is indeed the luckiest man alive!

It’s official: Pamela Anderson WILL be on Dancing With The Stars in its new season. The announcement was made today by the show’s powers that be, and Pam, who’s currently in Kent, England, filming a commercial for Walkers Crisps, was notified via a phone call. Regarding the happy news, Pam said:

I’m having the best time, this will keep me out of trouble. It’s stimulation, mentally, physically and emotionally. It has my focus and I’ve always wanted to learn how to dance. Maybe I’ll get in shape as well. This is a leap of faith. I’ll learn a life skill. I’m a romantic, I’m putting my heart into this.

Apparently it’s been settled for a while, but the producers of Dancing With The Stars had only one condition to officially accept the former Baywatch star: no nipple slips. How disappointing!

Audrina Patridge seems to be immune to the cold, and even in the dead of winter she’s always walking around in a bikini. Except that this morning she wasn’t walking, but skating.

Audrina left her West Hollywood house early today to work her fantastic body, perched on top of some old fashioned white and pink skates, and dressed in bikini bottoms and a little purple top. Sadly she had a bra under her top keeping us from getting a better view of her nipples. Otherwise we would have been able to get some fantastic pokey pictures of her (it was in the low 50’s in Los Angeles this morning; I checked). May be next time she’ll forget that pesky bra!

Another not very well known beauty who has boobs to die for is Sofia Vergara, a Colombian actress and TV personality who has, according to a recent poll, the best breasts in Latin America. No wonder she’s so well known in the Latin part of the continent!

The dark haired actress was photographed as she arrived last night to the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences’ Presents an Evening with “Modern Family” at the Leonard H. Goldenson Theatre in North Hollywood, California. She was wearing a plum colored dress that hugged her abundant curves (which by the way, she insists are natural) and showed her perfectly shaped body. She was looking extremely sexy and… here comes the best part: she showed up alone! Apparently Sofia is staying away from boys for now, but it won’t be long before this Latin beauty is emotionally available again.

Those of you familiar with England’s magazines for men, are probably very well acquainted with Rosie Jones, a Page 3 girl who just made the front page of Nuts. On the other hand, my readers from this side of Atlantic may be wondering who this voluptuous beauty is. Well, she IS Rosie Jones

Rosie started her career pretty much the day she turned 18 (and by the looks of her you can tell she just couldn’t wait any longer). One of her first pictorials is the famous double-take she did for Loaded magazine back in December of 2008, where she posed in the buff next to Sophie Howard. The current magazine spread of Nuts is not as tantalizing as that much-talked-about Christmas issue, but it does show Rosie Jones’ Boobs in all their splendor. Not bad… not bad at all!

Reese Witherspoon is rebounding pretty easily. At least that’s how it seems after she was in a romantic date with CAA talent agent Jim Toth last night, and was seen today wearing a rather short skirt. The actress, who broke up her relationship with Hollywood A-lister Jake Gyllenhaal, was photographed this morning as she left the Neil George Salon in Los Angeles looking radiant and even smiling a little. Although she’s trying to keep her romance with Toth quiet, an insider told Life & Style:

They’ve been on at least 10 dates. They’ve been to each other’s houses and out to dinner together. Jim is trying to keep it quiet, but he and Reese are together, he’s told friends… They’ve been acting like a couple ­ they’ve even double-dated. You don’t go out with another couple unless you’re dating. They spend several nights a week together.”

Ever so changing Lindsay Lohan is back as a blonde in the new issue of Purple magazine. In this pictorial the naturally busty actress skipped right by her boobs and went straight to showing her butt. But who’s complaining?

Purple magazine, which is a very controversial French publication, was determined to get people talking about these photos, and in addition to having Lindsay Lohan’s ass plastered all over them, they also asked LiLo to pose as Jesus. White robe and thorn crown included. The photos were shot by Terry Richardson, a photographer known for his polemic shoots, who magisterially captured Lohan’s expression (and let me repeat myself: ass!) If the shock factor is what they were after, they definitely got it, because you’d be hard pressed to find a celebrity blog out there that’s not talking about Lindsay Lohan’s Jesus photos. To the point that lots of them don’t even mention her butt!

Lady GaGa has made it very clear that at this time she’s got no time for sex. Apparently her skimpy outfits and her singing about sex have nothing to do with her current situation. Lady GaGa, who broke up with her boyfriend Matthew Williams (a member of her off-thewall creative team Haus of GaGa) a few weeks ago, told E! during an interview:

I’m single because I don’t have the time. You know what? It’s OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved. If you can’t get to know them, you shouldn’t have sex with them. Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex