Question of the day: Is Shaq a better free throw shooter or rapper? Answer: Free throw shooter. Man are times tough if you are Kobe Bryant, first the Celtics shut you down, next you are the butt of Kazaam’s latest “freestyle” venom.
Sounded memorized to me….just saying…
Cheryl Burke, from Dancing with the Stars, isn’t very famous, but her body rocks. Nice curves, nice latina style, and good moves. Here are some good bikini shots of her from the beach in Hawaii. On DWTS, she’s the Ballroom Dancer specialist. Yeah, who cares? I don’t. I am shallow and just like looking at her round butt.
More Cheryl Burke bikini pictures.
Ricki Rockett went before a court and was declared innocent of raping a girl in Mississippi. The overwhelming evidence, mostly that he wasn’t in the state where the said rape occurred, got him exonerated. So to celebrate good times, Ricki threw an exoneration party. Classy. For those of you that don’t know who Ricki Rockett is, he is the former drummer of Poison. I had to look that up myself.
That’s this mornings new spin. Apparently the Surgeon General isn’t going to be so happy, his number one soon-to-be poster girl for not smoking crack is now being a maverick and fighting the health system.
BBC Radio says, “Amy really hasn’t got emphysema, there’s traces of emphysema. Obviously, if she doesn’t quit smoking, it’s going to get worse, like everyone else … with patience her lungs will recover completely.”
Patience? Ummm…yeah, long road ahead for this rock star.
“To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her. It’s been a tough week.
“After lots of tests they found a lump in Amy’s chest. A scan has shown it’s not cancerous and there are no traces of cancer in her blood. But they might need to double check.”
In other news, JayZ is black. Is this really a surprise to anyone??? Clearly she has been a complete trainwreck for years now. Her dad apparently wants her to keep busy, he claims if she doesn’t have anything to do, she does crack.
“Hey, I got nothing goin’ on today, wanna get emphysema?”
“Oh hellz yeah!”
Wow.
Britney was gone and as out of sight, out of paparrazi sight as she could manage to be, but boy did she ever come back in style. When she arrived back at LAX, the paparrazi were waiting like heroin addicts lined up outside of a methadone clinic before it opens. Everyone needed a fix. And tempers flared.
US Magazine says, “Britney’s security was not equipped to handle the situation,” an eyewitness told Usmagazine.com. “It was mass chaos with photographers standing on the escalator with Britney and she literally had nowhere to go. Her bodyguards had no idea what to do.”
There were no real winners in this. Well, except blogs like mine and the people that got to watch the mayhem. Ahh the weirdness and randomness that is Britney Spears.
More Britney Spears LAX pictures.
Famously energetic and loved on the standup comedy circuit, George Carlin has left us for the afterlife. Pretty sure he gets into Heaven, but not completely sure. He was 71.
People says, The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” – reportedly died of heart failure at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica. (Carlin, who was open about his long struggle with drugs and alcohol, had a history of heart problems, including a previous heart attack.)
Because if you heard me and you aren’t jumping up and down like an untrained dog begging for a treat, then you my friend, are on the wrong side of town. The good news is she looks sloshy. The bad news is, Kristen Bell is a faker! She is “acting” for her latest movie, When In Rome. Hey, look at is like a role playing session. It’s still fun.
More Kristen Bell drunk pictures.
Yeah, she’s Lorenzo Lamas’ ex-wife. If her purse were just a touch smaller, she would fit in perfectly at the circle bar in Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas. $500 per hour, whatever you want…except THAT of course! I know, I’m mean. Get over it.
I know this is where I should be bagging on Britney Spear’s former assistant. I know this is where I should be making jokes about the beach and her being on it. I know I should point out the booty wrap. But I have to say, there is just something about her. One of those things I guess. Alli, if you are out there and feeling desperate (by desperate I mean near suicidal), call me. I will treat you amazing for roughly one week.
More Alli Sims bikini pictures.
Remember Mary Carey? the pornstar Celebrity Rehab broad? Well, guess what, she, like the rest of life on earth, ages. And this is a big deal why? No idea. She turned 28 in Vegas and gave me yet another reason to propose an important question to my readers: Is Mary Carey attractive? Seriously, she walks the line. It’s like, she’s almost hot, but just not quite there. Whatever, enjoy the warm weekend everyone. Wear sunblock.
More Mary Carey bikini pictures.
The trailer babe of the year may be a packin it up come soon. Wow, I just noticed my WT talk could use some improvement, I may have to head out to the 909 this weekend and drink some Miller Light at a random dive bar. Anyways, Momma Lynne says Britney is most likely heading out of California.
E! Online says, Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter “has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California,” she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and “primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years…Britney still intends to return to Louisiana.”
Ummm…so what does this mean for the papz? Do they move also, or will new ones get an opportunity to spawn? Maybe she isn’t really the big ticket anymore.
The Grazianno family released pictures of their son John in a coma, which for the first time, showed exactly how big the hole in his head is. Hulk, on the other hand, kept the Hogan idiocy train full steam ahead by saying that “God wants John in a coma to make him a better person.” Ummm…yeah, and the cake goes to? Head band days are over douchebag, career sank. Time to shut the stache trap and move on to something else in life. The routine is tired, old and ruined.
Yeah, the interview is great! Oh that interview is so insightful! Lets discuss the interview more, k? Yeah, just kidding, who cares what she has to say? Her boobs are hanging out in this spread. When Giselle Bundchen’s boobs are hanging out, I typically can’t hear her. Actually, I couldn’t hear a fire alarm in a nuclear facility if her boobs were right in front of me. But hey, some of you take pride in reading, so here’s an exert.
Forbes has reported that you made $35 million last year, more than twice as much as any other model in the world.
Do you think that’s important to me? Look, this is my job. I take pictures. There is no big deal. I would like to know who this reporter is finding out all of these amounts. And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, Giselle Bundchen’s boobs hanging out.
Yeah, that’s Steve Guttenberg, famous for his role in Police Academy. I know, I know, how did the paps recognize him walking down the streets of NYC. Well, they did, and I assure you, the regret in doing so matches the absolute comedic value. Talk about being a total disaster, what the hell is this guy doing? Is this what rock bottom looks like? I mean, outside of Amy Winehouse.
More Steve Guttenberg pictures. Yuck!
So mad, he’s taking dat a#$ to a court of law. Shaniqua Tompkins, mother of 50’s son, is now being sued by the bigtime rapper for spreading allegations that he burned down her house. It was later shown that he had nothing to do with it. Guess you better get the facts straight next time Shaniqua before you go spreading the gossips!
NY Daily News says, “There comes a point where you can no longer sit on your hands and listen to her spread these falsehoods,” 50’s lawyer, Brett Kimmel, tells us. “Besides hurting his reputation, they have a damaging impact on their son.”
The hip-hop king (real name, Curtis Jackson) charges that since the fire, Tompkins has refused to let him see Marquise or tell him where he’s living.
And that’s by her own accord.
Daily Mail says, An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
“It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”
And with that, Lindsay Lohan becomes the new Katherine Heigle. I guess it’s trendy to now classify yourself as undeserving. It’s brilliant when you think about it: No pressure to be good. You don’t win because you say, you don’t want to win. How absolutely brilliant is that?
Yeah, lame.
More Lindsay Lohan pictures.
And this time she is looking for a man that isn’t shady. Or corrupt. Or someone that could ruin her career.
Daily Mail says, An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
“It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”
Oh Anne, I think I have found just the man for you. Me! I barely even have a bank account, I have no credit, I don’t invest, and I rent. Really, what more could you ask for in a low-risk relationship?
More Anne Hathaway sexy pictures.
Matthew McConaughey is going to be a dad. This is due to his impregnating Camila Alves. But this doesn’t mean he is going to let the party die down. No last calls in Matthew’s life. Matthew was in Nicaragua picking up hot Central American women and, well, boozing it up.
Star says, “He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
Nothing worse than losing your flip flops. I did this in Cabo last year, man oh man my feet were torched. See, we are kinda one in the same Matt.
The Pussycat Dolls launched their new video, When I Grow Up. I watched the video this morning and can honestly say it made me start growing…..up. Of course, Youtube doesn’t have the video anymore because the Pussycat Dolls had the video removed. Lame. Anyways, there is no sign of Britney Spears, as was previously reported. Be thankful, Britney’s abs just can’t compete.
More Pussycat Dolls pictures.
