When there are no celebrities showing their pussies or having some of those “accidental” nipple slips they have us accustomed to, I have no choice but to resort to writing about naked supermodels.

In that light, it’s Lara Stone’s turn to be featured on our blog, partially thanks to Hollywood’s celebrities good behavior as of late, and partially because she is completely naked on the latest edition of Interview magazine. The funny thing is that despite she shows everything in these pictures, and the magazine is named “Interview”, there is no interview with Lara Stone there. You’d think she’d earned the honor of answering a few questions in exchange for dropping her clothes off for their camera. Life is not fair. But these naked photos of Lara Stone make it more bearable, don’t you think?

Halle Berry showed her big brown apples at the… err… big apple! The star of Things We Lost In The Fire was in New York this weekend, where she was photographed flanked by her personal bodyguards, wearing a see thru top without a bra.

Despite being in her 40’s and being a mom, Halle Berry still has the best ethnic knockers out there. I remember when she went topless for the movie Swordfish, and got paid a whopping one million dollar per tit. I think that’s the most expensive topless scene in Hollywood to this day, but it definitely got the job done: even though the movie sucked, we all remember it because…. Halle Berry showed her tits in it! That’s Hollywood for you; you can have a crappy script and half assed acting, but if you can show some great tits, the movie is meant to become a classic!

OK, Cher may be 64 years old, but by looking at this picture, would you say she’s a single minute over 40? Flat tummy, long lean legs, perky tits and firm hips. Yummy!

Here is Cher dressed like a teen slut at the VMAs to present the Video Of The Year award, flaunting her incredible body in a remembrance of her most famous video ever, “Turn Back Time”. I swear she needs not to turn time back, and although I’m not really into older broads, I’d definitely drop one for the team.

By the way, that little ass showing thru the weird looking outfit belongs to Lady Gaga.

Jessica Alba brought her booty to the Italian version of Vanity Fair magazine this month, and the result is these terrific photos. She may be dressed kind of weird in them, but the truth is that she looks tasty enough to eat.

There were about eight pictures in this collection, but I went for the horizontal ones, since the other ones were kind of lame. After you take a close look at them, you’ll appreciate my sorting thru them, and weeding out the boring ones, to bring you the hottest Jessica Alba photos. Wait, let me rephrase that: the hottest Jessica Alba photos IN LINGERIE!

Lindsay Lohan seems to have realized her life is a disaster, and to “fix” this, she has decided to have a baby! According to a close friend of Lindsay’s, the star of Mean Girls is determined to “stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant.”

Lindsay wants to imitate what Nicole Richie did a few years ago: getting pregnant and subsequently getting her act together.

LiLo’s friend added:

She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day. She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.

As long as she doesn’t hit him with a car while the baby is in his stroller, it’s all good!

Remember those nude photos of Kim Kardashian in Playboy back in 2007?

Well…. They’ve resurfaced, thanks to the editors of the men’s magazine recycling them and posting them again this month. But despite how hot she looks in her Playboy pictorial, the star of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians reality TV show is not happy about the photos being out there again. A source close to Kim told Radar Online:

Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.

Paris Hilton’s magical cleavage made an appearance today at a shopping mall in New York. The blonde billionaire was dressed in a very revealing print dress with a plunging neckline that showed lots of sideboob. As you can see in these photos, Paris’ tits are back to their normal size, and can be appreciated in all their natural beauty now that she’s not wearing a bra.

I really hope that Paris Hilton doesn’t end up in jail this time, as a result of her drug carrying activities… It’s very refreshing to see Paris in a new sexy outfit almost every day, and we’re all going to miss her terribly if she does go behind bars.

Jessica Simpson keeps on expanding, a trend she started about a year back when she broke up with her boyfriend at the time, quarterback Tony Romo.

But we’re not complaining, not at all! The good thing about Jessica Simpson’s increased weight is that her tits are growing at the same rate as her volume. Check out the size of Jessica Simpson’s tits in this picture snapped a couple of days ago while she was leaving the Ritz Carlton in New York. That’s some serious cleavage, and no matter how much she may try to disguise it, there’s no way to hide that enormous abundance!

We all remember when Heidi Montag and her costar Spencer Pratt got married and had the subsequent honey moon in Costa Rica (complete with some jungle adventures where they got lost in the jungle and the Army had to go rescue them). As a result, they fell in love with that beautiful and lush Central American country and bought themselves a villa there.

Now that their marriage is in the pits and Heidi has filed for divorce, she has flown down to spend some quality time alone and “try to find herself”. As you can see, this quality time is spent in the pool dressed in a skimpy bikini, while making sad faces. Oh, the life of the rich and famous!

It’s hard to keep a guy 15 years younger interested, mostly for a woman who is already 47 years old. But Demi Moore knows how to. By keeping herself in terrific shape, that’s how!

Despite claims (and photos) that Ashton Kutcher was tongue kissing a blonde girl a few days back, Demi Moore insists that her marriage is as solid as ever and after posting a photo of the two of them named “hubby and I standing tall”, she went as far as to post some of herself in a tiny bikini in front of the mirror. The photos, published via her Twitter account,  show Demi’s terrific body and perky silicone tits. And by golly, she makes me want to crawl into my computer and bang the daylights out of her!