Yep, the summer bikini-thon is off to a big start in Hollywood, but no one is making her presence felt quite like Katherine Heigl. If this is how she reacts when she is upset at the Grey’s Anatomy writers, lets hope her relations stays as such. Here are some pictures of Katerine Heigl right before she takes some relaxation time in her pool in the Hollywood Hills. When you don’t have any good lines to memorize, might as well float around the pool!
More Katherine Heigl bikini pictures.
I love it when WWE videos make Youtube, because the comments dispell any possibilities that life on earth is meaningful. Amazingly, there are people on earth that still believe professional wrestling isn’t staged. And those people work along side you and me, on a daily basis. Many of them are probably Government workers.
Here’s the latest wonder of the world, watch as Vince McMahon almost dies from a stage collapse.
People says, “Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE,” a source tells PEOPLE. “RedOne will write and produce with Heidi an entire album of 13 songs.”
I know what your thinking, why didn’t I post a link to her single? Please go play in traffic if that actually crossed your pathetic mind. This blog still has a trinket of dignity left, I’d like to keep it as such.
Heidi, please do adult films, it’s best for all of us. The singing gig is just not going to work out….
More Heidi Montag pictures.
Some say this landmark decision is a sign that this custody battle may be getting near its end. Also, the fact that I used “landmark” as the adjective used to describe this court battle is in fact, awesome. It just shows how relevant the non-relevant can be. Go ahead, think about that for a few minutes.
OK! Magazine says, These talks would be very similar to the closed-door mediation sessions that took place during the former couple’s divorce — even more so now that Laura Wasser, Brit’s original attorney in her feud with Federline, has been brought back on the team.
Even though Heath Ledger may have passed away, his career is still just under a month out from ending. Batman’s The Dark Knight is set to hit movie theaters in a little under a month, on July 18th. Long time to wait, eh? Looks like Heath puts on another outstanding and memorable performance.
Check out the trailer.
With the Dark Knight set to debut in mid-July, the sound of money landing in bank accounts is getting louder. And Michelle Williams wants her and Heath’s daughter to see a little of that cash.
Page Six says, An insider said, “Michelle is furious with Heath’s family and threatening to boycott the premiere. Matilda is supposed to be the beneficiary of the will, but Michelle has seen nothing from them. Heath didn’t have much in cash, but there was a big house in LA and a back-end deal for ‘Dark Knight’ [that] could reap millions.”
Note to Ledger family: Take care of the kid! How obvious is this move? Wow. Not good.
Bless his heart. Do you find him sexy? Apparently his wife, English model Penny Lancaster, really does find Rod Stewart sexy. And she is very, “motherly,” to say the least. To be honest, this picture almost looks like a couple lesbians on a booze cruise. But hey, congrats to Rod and his hair, she’s hot.
More Rod Stewart nipple sucking pictures.
Question of the day: Is Shaq a better free throw shooter or rapper? Answer: Free throw shooter. Man are times tough if you are Kobe Bryant, first the Celtics shut you down, next you are the butt of Kazaam’s latest “freestyle” venom.
Sounded memorized to me….just saying…
Cheryl Burke, from Dancing with the Stars, isn’t very famous, but her body rocks. Nice curves, nice latina style, and good moves. Here are some good bikini shots of her from the beach in Hawaii. On DWTS, she’s the Ballroom Dancer specialist. Yeah, who cares? I don’t. I am shallow and just like looking at her round butt.
More Cheryl Burke bikini pictures.
Ricki Rockett went before a court and was declared innocent of raping a girl in Mississippi. The overwhelming evidence, mostly that he wasn’t in the state where the said rape occurred, got him exonerated. So to celebrate good times, Ricki threw an exoneration party. Classy. For those of you that don’t know who Ricki Rockett is, he is the former drummer of Poison. I had to look that up myself.
That’s this mornings new spin. Apparently the Surgeon General isn’t going to be so happy, his number one soon-to-be poster girl for not smoking crack is now being a maverick and fighting the health system.
BBC Radio says, “Amy really hasn’t got emphysema, there’s traces of emphysema. Obviously, if she doesn’t quit smoking, it’s going to get worse, like everyone else … with patience her lungs will recover completely.”
Patience? Ummm…yeah, long road ahead for this rock star.
“To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her. It’s been a tough week.
“After lots of tests they found a lump in Amy’s chest. A scan has shown it’s not cancerous and there are no traces of cancer in her blood. But they might need to double check.”
In other news, JayZ is black. Is this really a surprise to anyone??? Clearly she has been a complete trainwreck for years now. Her dad apparently wants her to keep busy, he claims if she doesn’t have anything to do, she does crack.
“Hey, I got nothing goin’ on today, wanna get emphysema?”
“Oh hellz yeah!”
Wow.
Britney was gone and as out of sight, out of paparrazi sight as she could manage to be, but boy did she ever come back in style. When she arrived back at LAX, the paparrazi were waiting like heroin addicts lined up outside of a methadone clinic before it opens. Everyone needed a fix. And tempers flared.
US Magazine says, “Britney’s security was not equipped to handle the situation,” an eyewitness told Usmagazine.com. “It was mass chaos with photographers standing on the escalator with Britney and she literally had nowhere to go. Her bodyguards had no idea what to do.”
There were no real winners in this. Well, except blogs like mine and the people that got to watch the mayhem. Ahh the weirdness and randomness that is Britney Spears.
More Britney Spears LAX pictures.
Famously energetic and loved on the standup comedy circuit, George Carlin has left us for the afterlife. Pretty sure he gets into Heaven, but not completely sure. He was 71.
People says, The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” – reportedly died of heart failure at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica. (Carlin, who was open about his long struggle with drugs and alcohol, had a history of heart problems, including a previous heart attack.)
Because if you heard me and you aren’t jumping up and down like an untrained dog begging for a treat, then you my friend, are on the wrong side of town. The good news is she looks sloshy. The bad news is, Kristen Bell is a faker! She is “acting” for her latest movie, When In Rome. Hey, look at is like a role playing session. It’s still fun.
More Kristen Bell drunk pictures.
Yeah, she’s Lorenzo Lamas’ ex-wife. If her purse were just a touch smaller, she would fit in perfectly at the circle bar in Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas. $500 per hour, whatever you want…except THAT of course! I know, I’m mean. Get over it.
I know this is where I should be bagging on Britney Spear’s former assistant. I know this is where I should be making jokes about the beach and her being on it. I know I should point out the booty wrap. But I have to say, there is just something about her. One of those things I guess. Alli, if you are out there and feeling desperate (by desperate I mean near suicidal), call me. I will treat you amazing for roughly one week.
More Alli Sims bikini pictures.
Remember Mary Carey? the pornstar Celebrity Rehab broad? Well, guess what, she, like the rest of life on earth, ages. And this is a big deal why? No idea. She turned 28 in Vegas and gave me yet another reason to propose an important question to my readers: Is Mary Carey attractive? Seriously, she walks the line. It’s like, she’s almost hot, but just not quite there. Whatever, enjoy the warm weekend everyone. Wear sunblock.
More Mary Carey bikini pictures.
The trailer babe of the year may be a packin it up come soon. Wow, I just noticed my WT talk could use some improvement, I may have to head out to the 909 this weekend and drink some Miller Light at a random dive bar. Anyways, Momma Lynne says Britney is most likely heading out of California.
E! Online says, Lynne goes on to say that while her daughter “has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California,” she only did so out of necessity both in part for her work and “primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing. Although Britney has owned her house in Beverly Hills for more than a year, she has also owned her Louisiana residence for eight years…Britney still intends to return to Louisiana.”
Ummm…so what does this mean for the papz? Do they move also, or will new ones get an opportunity to spawn? Maybe she isn’t really the big ticket anymore.
The Grazianno family released pictures of their son John in a coma, which for the first time, showed exactly how big the hole in his head is. Hulk, on the other hand, kept the Hogan idiocy train full steam ahead by saying that “God wants John in a coma to make him a better person.” Ummm…yeah, and the cake goes to? Head band days are over douchebag, career sank. Time to shut the stache trap and move on to something else in life. The routine is tired, old and ruined.
