So I am sure you woke up this morning thinking, “damn, thursday? What a sh#$tty day. Like it’s almost friday but it’s not friday. Today is going to suck balls.”
But then you logged on to CelebrityRumors.com and found that I have scavengered the Internet for all the very best Kate Upton photos. One set is from her shoot with Terry Richardson, whereas she did a bikini / nerd / sexy shoot. Then there are the outtakes from that shoot where she is nude, topless, (well mostly).
I don’t really get this Terry Richardson thing, how the heck does this weirdo get so many hot chicks to come in and do photoshoots half naked? Even Lohan did it. Wait, bad example. Maybe he has a creepy windowless van with cocaine treats? Wow, that was a crappy thing to say so early in the morning.
Then there are the pictures of her wearing a bridal bikini collection. Yep, bikini’s for bridal wear. How incredibly hot is that? Totally out of control. This may be her best shoot ever, and I’m not kidding.
So basically, my job is done. Your Thursday is now an amazing Thursday. When you are finished thinking about Kate Upton covering her boobs with her palms, you can think of what a great Internet friend I am. Enjoy the pictures.