The past week in Hollywood hasn’t been all about Paris Hilton and her latest handbags, Proposition 8 passing has yielded lots of protest. Police have been on heightened alert and have even arrested a few people. My question is, where is Ellen and Rosie in this video?

Sienna Miller has apparently done with Balthazar Getty. If you aren’t sure who he is, that means you don’t watch the show, Brothers and Sisters. Hopefully you don’t know who he is. Anyways, she’s back on the market and feeling free.

Us Magazine has the scoop.

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Sienna, if you are out there, hit me up on Match.com.

I know what you are thinking, its because of communism. I say its because in America, boobs are free to wave the flag. And that’s freaking hot. I know we just had a Traci Bingham post of her taking out my trash, but really, one can never get enough of these fantastic boobs. And for some really great news, expect to see a lot more of Traci Bingham waving her boobs about. She is in a new reality show, FOX’s Gimme My Reality Show!, so sleep well knowing that Traci knows that her best weapon for promotions are her ginormous cans. And that will make me sleep like a baby. Although I am unlikely to watch the show.

God Bless America, land of the free…or however it goes…

More Traci Bingham boob pictures.

It was Barron Hilton’s birthday, and yet somehow, big sister Paris found a way to celebrate herself. She showed up to Barron’s birthday party at Apple Lounge, and also had them filming her new reality disaster, Paris Hilton’s My British BFF. Splendid, just what a big sister should be doing. You can see in the picture she did a series of poses for the media. I wonder if she’d die if she wasn’t the center of attention for more than a period of five minutes? Ooohh….now you got me thinking?

Just kidding of course.

You’d think she could have taken Barron to a strip club or something, right? Or even took him to a bar? Is he old enough for that? Oh, and which Hilton can drive? Guess we should rule that out.

More pictures of Paris Hilton celebrating herself during someone else’s big day.

Yeah, the day after the election, all eyes were on Elizabeth Hassleback because of her long standing support of John McCain. Now she says she will support Barack Obama, in fact, at times, it appears she has a crush on him. Advice to Obama: Hit that bro. She’s really hot. The rest of these ladies are smart, but not hot. And actually, they aren’t even smart. Whoopie consistently looks drunk anymore. Anyways, back to Elizabeth Hassleback being sexy….

Tara Reid is on vacation in Miami. I think the needs to start considering other vacation destinations, such as, Alaska, or Siberia, or Antartica….really, any place that you need to cover up to survive. I mean, she should be covering up now for the survival purposes of other humans that cross paths with her, but she seems intent on showing off the disaster.

And yes, as the title says, I’d still tap that. I know, seems gross. But so would you, I am willing to bet the farm on it. Couple of Vodka Tonics and a dark motel room and, well, yeah….

More Tara Reid fake boob pictures.

And her abs are not bad either. These boobs are absolutely sinsational! I love how she matches the plants and the recycle bin. But what do I love more than that? She’s taking out the trash. I suddenly have this vision of Traci Bingham finishing up with the trash, then sweeping the porch, only to make sure that my breakfast is hot and served in bed. And then of course there is my laundry, which could really use the magic touch of Traci’s boobs.

Ok, this isn’t going to happen and I am dreaming, but a man can dream, can’t he? Remember, we now have a black President! What’s so absurd about me getting my breakfast served by Traci Bingham’s boobs? These are days of change….

More pictures of Traci Bingham’s boobs…

Hayden Panettiere went to the Madonna concert, but apparently she thought she was going to East Sunset Blvd at 1:00am to look for ‘business.’ This is disturbing, who put on her lipstick? She looks like a stripper, and that’s being nice, all things considered. Did Kevin Connolly have anything to do with this? He is in the pictures hugging her. Maybe this is his fantasy? You know, I am down. Whatever, she’s still hot. It’s just a lot to handle right now. Even her pants are dirty, looks like Hayden had a fashion-disaster night. Happens to the best of us.

More Hayden Panettiere pictures from the Madonna concert.

I wish Criss Angel would make his own tongue disappear, that’d be totally awesome right now. So he and Holly Madison are a thing, and Criss Angel seems really intent on showing the world that he’s hittin’ that. Well, good for you Criss. Now go play in traffic. And what’s the deal with that handcuff necklace? I can’t believe any woman is dumb enough to be in the same room alone with this douchebag. Oh wait, maybe I answered my own question? At least Heff upgraded to twins. So there, take that Criss.

More Holly Madison and Criss Angel pictures from the Repo, The Genetic Opera movie premier.

Thankfully Obama was declared winner, because Paula Abdul coming out in support for him would have lost mroe than a few votes. If I see Paula by a plum at Ralphs grocery store, I do not buy plums.

For a year.

Seriously though, who cares what Paula Abdul thinks about politics? or if she cries? Actually, I am down to watch her cry. Call me mean. I already know this.

With the election of Barack Obama, Paula Idol of American Idol will stay just that – an American.
“I was crying!” she tells PEOPLE. “You feel such a sense of pride that you can’t even articulate how good you feel. It’s unbelievable! I have chills. I was just so excited. I was texting everyone: ‘Peace has begun.’ And then I was texting everyone, ‘I don’t have to move to Vancouver now!’”