I know, you woke up this morning seeking the news of the world. An interesting and compelling human insight story. A story that would put you on the precipice of complete mind wandering intrigue.
Well, this is not that story. So step back for a few moments from the precipice.
Hilary Duff did quite possibly the most boring interview with People Magazine about her new baby, Luca. If she’d have talked about how Lucas came out of her vagina while in a hospital, this interview would have been 100 times more compelling.
Oh man. Ok, first off, lets examine the title of this puppy, “Hillary Duff: Motherhood’s ‘Biggest shock’ is no sleep.”
I fear greatly the day that Hillary discovers that China is not just some Ewok village that produces cool socks for the world. How in the heck is one shocked by a baby keeping you up at night? Her entire life must have been thrilling, “mommy guess what I saw a video and school today and we put a man on the moon!”
“The first week I was like, ‘I’m doing this, I’m good. I can not sleep, I can do this.’ I don’t know where you get that energy from,” Duff, 24, tells PEOPLE. “Then it hits you — the fatigue.”… But two weeks later the late-night feedings turned a corner and Luca has been nothing short of a star sleeper, the proud mama raves.
It must be a struggle when your nanny gives you a daily report on how this kid is progressing. Imagine having to shuffle your schedule around just to make time to meet with her? But it’s nice to hear that the baby is a great sleeper, which I interpret as her having excellent walls and a nanny that doesn’t wear loud shoes in the home.
“So many people were like, ‘Take naps when your baby naps,’” she recalls. “So I tried and it really helped a lot. I thought when he was napping that was the time I could do all the things I needed to do. It’s a fine balance.”
What things did you possibly need to do? Can’t the stylist come to your home? I am sure you can send your personal shopper to The Grove, everything will be fine.
I swear, some of these celebs think that when they give birth it’s like totally different experience from the rest of us. Now I can’t give birth, because I am a man. So in a way she is right, but not really.
Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff pregnant and struggling with thousands of dollars in shopping good while in Beverly Hills. Compelling, I know.