Can Jennifer Aniston despise the Brad Pitt engagement anymore?

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The answer is a solid and unwavering YES! Ever since Brad Pitt cheated on Aniston with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer has clearly never been the same. A string of pitiful and futile relationships marred by very public separations and eventual sob story movie roles have dogged her life. So pitiful, that I actually had always wondered if maybe it was all a rouse to stir promos for her bitter romance flicks that seems to have become her market ever since the devil Jolie ruined her life.

That is, until now.

Now Aniston is in full blown wedding mode with future husband and ex-husband, Justin Theroux.

via TMZ:
Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston’s dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ … Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding.

BTW, one of the hotel big wigs says Aniston hasn’t settled on his hotel for the nuptials … as he put it, “She has connections on the other side of the island as well.”

So basically right after Jennifer heard about the engagement, she high tailed it to Crete to make a spectacle out of her wedding. I can only imagine this really working Pitt, he must feel devastated over this. I expect Pitt and a gang go small African kids to show up in Crete right before the nuptials are exchanged and stop the wedding so he can take her back.

Will this relationship even last more than 5 minutes? Remember John Mayor? That one was supposed to be the one also, but it ended as fast as it began. She must have a weird scent that dudes just don’t appreciate.

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Rihanna’s behind the scenes of Harpers Bazaar photoshoot

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Rihanna worked on a photoshoot this weekend for Harper’s Bazaar. It was in Malibu, because that’s where all awesome and sexy photoshoots should happen, particularly on a summer Monday afternoon when all the Pepperdine girls are laying out on the beach reading some Hemingway as the sea gently whispers and the cool breeze purrs.

Oh man, what the hell is wrong with me? Sorry about that, sometimes I get a little caught up. I’m not even allowed in Malibu anymore. Probably because of the above excert.

Anyways, a photoshoot involving Rihanna would be hot even if it were in an Iowan cornfield during a tornado, because Rihanna is so hot and sexy that it doesn’t matter. These are pictures of people taking pictures of Rihanna for Harpers Bazaar’s latest spread. She’s like butter. Warm butter that melts in your mouth and goes down smooth. Especially a Rihanna in a hot nightgown number, sans Chris Brown. Nightgowns are awesome, they allow me to imagine things. Like me having a hot girlfriend like Rihanna.

Ok, ok, you guys get it, I love Rihanna. Something about those Dominican girls that I just can’t get enough of. Ok, enjoy the pictures, it’s time for me to try to sneak into Malibu for the afternoon. I have some studying to catch up on.

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Julianne Hough’s sideboob is the plus 1 at US Weekly party.

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Julianne Hough took her “plus one” to the US Weekly Hollywood party and guess what? It wasn’t Ryan Seacrest. Instead, it was her sideboob. Yep, the ole’ sideboob companion rears its beautiful head in Hollywood once again. I gotta say, I feel like I am finally coming around on the sideboob. For a while, I really didn’t get the trend, I mean, I am a boob purist and really enjoy the old fashioned frontboob. The sideboob always sounded like the poor man’s version of the frontboob.

But now I am finally seeing the beauty in it. I mean, we have no shot at seeing Julianne Hough’s frontboob unless a bunch of elves grant us the ability to become Ryan Seacrest, and to be honest, if you find me at the bottom a rainbow, I doubt I will use my three wishes to become Ryan Seacrest because other than Julianne Hough’s boobs, there isn’t much other upside to that.

Wait, do you just get a pot of gold or do you get 3 wishes? I think I am talking about leprechauns. So confusing.

Julianne plays the role of Sherrie Christian in the film adaptation of the broadway musical Rock Of Ages. Tom Cruise is going to be in that as well. I don’t know how scientologist feel about sideboobs, but I imagine Julianne will have to cleanse herself in devil’s urine before each take of the movie, just for precaution. We wouldn’t want Tom Cruise to melt.

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Emma Glover, I’d follow her to class.

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For a while if you’d have asked me what UK model Emma Glover was packing, I’d have responded by telling you it’s clearly one of the best boob racks on planet model. But now? I’m not sure how I’d answer that question after seeing these Loaded magazine spread pictures of Emma sporting a backpack. What’s in the backpack can only be something more fantastic and more epic than when Indiana Jones opened the Arc for the first time. Rather than an Arc, I imagine glowing heavenly lights and more of Emma’s friends transporting upwards towards me and feeding me straight whip cream.

I love whip cream.

So back to the Loaded magazine pictorial here. The really awesome part is that she’s totally naked and the only thing she really covers are her nipples and that’s with the backpack straps, so in a way, that’s actually fair. She has an incredible butt.

If you are just getting back from church with the family, then this is the perfect update for you. Enjoy. And God Bless.

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Lindsay Lohan, another fight, just another night.

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Lindsay Lohan is doing her absolute best to make sure her probationary period is constantly in question. And apparently, she’s ruining her clubbing rep by bringing good ole’ dad to the club. Apparently Lindsay was at the Hollywood club, Smoke and Mirrors, which is located in The Standard Hotel, when Lindsay thought some girl bumped her and she got all hard and ghetto on the girl. Lindsay of course had to make sure her street cred wasn’t challenged by someone getting away with a dirty bump. But of course, Lindsay forgot that her club cred was going to take a dump when she brought papa Lohan to the club.

Via TMZ: We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

This incident sounds like someone took the show My Sweet Sixteen and dumped it in the middle of Jersey Housewives. It’s not like Lindsay to let anyone have a bump from her in a club, either. Get it? Bump. Club. Lindsay Lohan. Amanda Bynes. Oh wait, did I just say that? Amanda is going to be really upset at me.

Its really great to see Lindsay doing the best she can to be a model clubbing citizen, lets just hope her nightclub rep doesn’t take anymore hits. Its hot in LA this week, therefore I present thee with pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage at a gas station, shaded by a stupid old woman’s plantation hat.

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Jennifer Lopez wears reptile dress to American Idol

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Jennifer Lopez is making great strides at becoming the number one MILF that TV has to offer. While her American Idol antics are seeming more and more staged by the episode (I mean did that weird save of the girl the other night where she ran on stage seem real or staged by FOX) she is still keeping that hot body rocking and rolling. She’s like “I date 20 year old dudes for a reason” and “Marc Anthony can suck it” and “I love Celebrity Rumors and want to have sex with the writer.”

Yeah, all that, of course. And this week at the set of Idol she kept up the fashion “ho show” by wearing what appears to be an Alligator’s used condom. This piece of work of a dress should be retired to some MILF museum. But hey, the body is still rocking for Lopez and the boys in the park still want the milk (is that how the tune goes?). Of course when I say “boys” I’m talking about her boyfriend Casper Smart and when I say “milk” I am talking about … do I really need to explain that last part? I hope not. I like to think the readership here at Celebrity Rumors is high brow, but still shamelessly low class. That’s like a well balanced mix.

Here’s a few Jennifer Lopez super mile pictures from the set of Idol. Pay special attention to the douchebag with wavy black hair that’s checking out Jen’s trunk, he has no shame.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee, another Friday, another hard body workout.

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Former fattie Jennifer Nicole Lee held another public workout this week in Miami. And I just brightened your Friday by posting them today. I mean, before looking at Jennifer’s tight ass and washboard abs, you were probably just sipping on coffee thinking “oh man just 7 hours and 59 minutes to go,” right? Well then I came along and saved your morning by posting these delightfully sultry pictures of Jennifer Nicole Lee wearing a Lethal Weapon half shirt.

That’s right, Jennifer Nicole Lee has officially started nicknaming her own body via articles of clothing. Her body shall now be known as a Lethal Weapon from this day forward. I mean, look, it says right so on the shirt in big pink kindergarten letters. It’s intended for even the old and blind to read. Its like those old people phones with the big numbers except its Jennifer’s awesome hard body. What more could you possibly ask for?

Honestly, I usually start getting tired of blatant media whoring when it seems too forced. And this most definitely seems too forced. But I am giving Jennifer a free pass. She used to be fat, she has a lot of time to make up for.

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Charlize Theron having sex True Blood style. And its Friday, be happy.

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Charlize Theron is now having sex with Alexander Skarsgard, who plays that Eric vampire dude on the HBO show, True Blood. Sound familiar? Well it should, that is if you replace Charlize Theron with Elizabeth Olsen and make it like a few weeks ago (Elizabeth Olsen banging Alexander Skarsgard). True, true playa style right there folks.

Alexander plays Eric Northman on True Blood. Eric is that evil vampire. Yes, yes, all vampires are somewhat evil (or atleast become evil, see Louis in Interview With a Vampire). But now Eric is like evil…er…. because he is banging two of my most favorite hotties in the world. The sexually enigmatic Olsen twin followed outstandingly with Charlize Theron, who I have to say looks lately as if she has taken a vampire’s genitals into the late hours of the night.

This is all full moon kinda stuff. I always think that when its a full moon I might get lucky. For me, lucky is hot sexy pictures on a Friday morning. That’s about as lucky as a guy like me gets. Ah the world of being an internet warrior that fights the good fight of bringing the masses all the hottest Hollywood women. I’m like an Internet martyr.

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Amanda Bynes is mad about the Lindsay Lohan comparison.

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Amanda Bynes got a DUI and then shortly after, she went out partying in Hollywood again. And now some silly bloggers are comparing her to Lindsay Lohan because Lindsay. Just because both girls are young, actresses, that reside in Hollywood and both get DUI’s and then keep partying they really aren’t comparable. They are not the same at all. Totally different. So suck it.

via Radaronline:
Amanda thinks its extremely unfair that people are calling her the new Lindsay Lohan,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Comparisons between the two are just ridiculous as Amanda has never been arrested for drug possession or for stealing anything. Yes, she got arrested for a DUI, but that doesn’t mean that she is headed down the same road as Lindsay. Amanda doesn’t harbor any negative feelings towards Lindsay, she doesn’t even know her, she just thinks it’s sexist that the two are being compared. Men in Hollywood that get arrested for DUI’s don’t face the same scrutiny that women do and that is what really irks Amanda. She isn’t taking the DUI arrest lightly.”

Mean, sexest bloggers. Hopefully Lindsay, I mean Amanda, gets better and then realizes that at least one blog didn’t compare the two actresses, who live in Hollywood, with DUI’s and love to still party.

That’d be great.

Oh, here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes at last years’ MTV Music Award show.

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Louise Redknapp in a bikini

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Ok, first, in case you don’t know your photo’s prey…this is Louise Redknapp. Louise is a former lead singer from the girl group, Eternal, that was popular during the 90s. She was a judge on the UK version of So You Think You Can Dance. Louise is like 37 and still rocking a sick body. I mean, she’s older but still fit. She’s married, that’s the bad news, you know in case any of us scum thought about stalking her for years until she finally gave in and said yes to the little home crafted thread ring that I made for her during my adult arts and craft group. Wow, I just made myself sound super weird. Whatever. Don’t hate.

THese pictures are from Barbados, because that’s what former girl band lead singers that are still rich do, they hang out in Barbados in a bikini and still look hot. Didn’t you all get the memo?

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