Crappy TV rip. Hey, not my problem. But this performance is pretty awesome. Listen in as Adam Lambert performs Mad World, which you might recall is the conclusion song from Donnie Darko.

Lindsay Lohan took her broke a$$ to the salon and got her hair did. Using whose money isn’t entirely clear. When will Lindsay just break down and do Celebrity Rehab so she can “rehabilitate” her career.  What a total disaster Lindsay is becoming. She needs to go to the Britney Spears school of career rehab, or else this may not end well.

Pete Wentz went to Vegas and partied with tons of rockstars, Holly Madison and some classy strippers. Wife Ashlee Simpson stayed at home and watched the new baby, Bronx Mowgli. Its also been reported that she is baking a pie to have ready for him when he gets home. More from the Star.

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.
“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness tells Star. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers.”
At one point he was “dancing on a pool table with the girls,” the partygoer adds.

Kathy Griffin does a bikini shoot for Ok! Magazine. To be honest, I am torn and really don’t know how to feel about them. Her body looks pretty tight. But its Kathy Griffin. See the quandry? I guess all you can do is look, I mean, it is Friday, right?

Not literally me. Its season two of Make me a Supermodel!!!

Ok, I tried to sound excited. This show is ridiculous dumb. But hey, why not? If you’re bored…

Lindsay Lohan and Samanth Ronson may get back together…and then they may break up again. All this according to both People magazine and People with common sense.

“It changes every five seconds,” a friend of Lohan’s tells PEOPLE. “It is up in the air with them. You never know”
The friend, who spoke to Lohan this week, says, “She’s in pain and she’s alone and feels like the world is against her. She doesn’t live an easy life. She has always been in the spotlight. She doesn’t know how to live without it but it would be nice if she did for a little.”
Lohan’s father Michael Lohan, 48, tells PEOPLE his daughter is coping with the breakup by spending time with her mother and sister in Los Angeles. “Dina and Ali are out there with her,” says Lohan.

Perfect, seek shelter and comfort with someone that is not only crazier than you, but is genetically responsible for all the craziness that you possess. What I think Lindsay needs is for me to make sweet love to her. She needs a man. Even a dork like myself could do wonders for her to her. No reason to deny it Lindsay, you need the dong that Britney Spears has now appearing at her concerts. Yeah, I said it. Check out a few Lindsay Lohan pictures below. Why not?

Britney Spears, the typically just say ho girl, or say yes to pharmacueticals, or say yes to rails of blow, is now telling her audiences to just say no, to weed. I guess the smoke in the air was too much for Britney’s lungs and she had to leave the stage. You go girl, drop that hypocrisy likes its hot! She also encouraged the audience to show their dongs. Nope, not kidding.  “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!” This is good reminder for guys to NOT attend a Britney Spears show. Last thing I need is a weed-free house with a bunch of dong hanging out all over the place. I have some ho-pictures of her below. I also have the Youtube video for you. Pretty much, this is your Thursday Britney Spears fix. So please enjoy.

If you are Billy Bob Thorton, you are special. At least that’s what you would think if you were him. During an interview with Canadian radio subject around his band, The Boxmasters, he gave a slew of smug responses including, “would you ask Tom Petty that?” after he was asked who his influences were. Note to Billy, you aren’t Tom Petty. You never will be Tom Petty. Your band sucks. Just thought you should know. Does that about cover it?

Kim Kardashian can apparently laugh at herself (which I might add, is a useful thing when you are Kim…hey, I had to!). Nevertheless, she has publicly stated that she like Eminem’s new video which rips on celebs. And Kim. She had this to say on her blog.

I just saw Eminem’s new video for “We Made You” and he totally spoofs me!! It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song.
I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I’m honored.

Might I add, these pictures of Kim Kardashian are absolutely stunning. This girl is one of a kind. Look at her boobs busting out, calling your name. I suggest you click on the thumbs. Everyone of them. Oh, and leave me a comment here.

Rumors that Lindsay Lohan will be given a restraining order from Samantha Ronson are apparently untrue. According to Ronson’s attorney in People Magazine, Ronson sees no reason to restrain Lindsay.

Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.”
And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about.”

You could say it could be worse for Lindsay, but really, it couldn’t. Check this out. She sold her lesbo love tale to Us Weekly and she claims that she is living one long miniseries of Mean Girls.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.”

I for one feel sorry for her. I mean, the economy is bad and her career is over. Done with. Ok, I don’t feel sorry for her, but I’d still hit it. More Lindsay Lohan pictures below.