Kate Moss: Has Nipples, Will Show. I think I am going to have that phrase printed on dozens or so shirts and pass them out. Kate Moss, once again, was out parading the streets of <insert city> without a bra. This time it was New York City. I know, this should be a good thing, but lets face it, ever since the model-turned-party, she just hasn’t been the same. Her nipples are very devalued at the moment and this appears more and more as lame attempts to regain the spotlight. I mean, in theory, this should work, but she’s just not model hot anymore so its less viable and more trying too hard. Don’t get me wrong, its never a bad idea to try. Hey, whatever, go check out more Kate Moss nipple pictures below, don’t allow me to ruin your Sunday…

Madonna was denied allowing to adopt an African kid because she hadn’t been a resident of Malawi. Oh, and because her lifestyle is kind of like a rockstars. So what’s the solution? Build your character back up by throwing a big African bash. According to TMZ.

Government officials and staff members of Raising Malawi charity are on the guest list for the event, along with traditional dancers. No word if the judge who denied Madge will attend.
Madonna’s lawyer said she will appeal Friday’s judgment that she could not adopt a 3-year-old girl because she had not been a resident in Malawi.
This massive party looks like the start of her appeal, at least socially.

Nothing speaks being in touch with impoverished nations like a champagne party for its residents. Maybe she should setup a valet for the mules. I think Madonna seems very confused in her post-hot, post-talented stage in life. This all just seems to be a bit much, if you ask me.

Paris Hilton continues to struggle in terms of fashion, most of you should remember this mess of an outfit from the other day (click here for Paris Hilton leather trashy bikini disaster). All the same, she appears to be on the Nicole Ritchie version 1.0 diet as well. This recent mess appears to be something created from a compilation of items purchased at Claires Boutique in the mall. Looks as though Paris is following the same ole patterns that Hollyweird has seen before. Bless her heart, without things like this, what would people like me do all day? Check out more Paris Hilton weird outfit pictures below. Leave me some comments and tell me what you think after checking them out. And have a wonderful Saturday night.

Levi Johnston told Tyra Banks on that horrible show of hers that Sarah Palin knew he and Bristol Palin were doin’ it. He says that she knew they shared a room. Yeah, she would have made an outstanding Vice President. She can’t even watch her own kids, how will she watch the Iranians? And why was he allowed on Tyra? Tyra is the second coming of satan.

Josh Hartnett was hospitalized this weekend for gastrointestinal issues at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. Apparently he was having pain in his abs. Reasons for the issues have yet to be discovered. Maybe he ate too much late night at Mels Diner? Here’s more from People Magazine.

“He’s fine,” his rep Susan Patricola tells PEOPLE. “They are running tests, which take time to get back and it’s a process of elimination.”
The 30-year-old Pearl Harbor star was taken to the hospital by ambulance Monday after complaining of abdominal pains. Patricola said Hartnett was under observation for a “flare-up” of gastrointestinal problem he has been suffering from for several months since starring in the London stage version of Rain Man. “They just have to figure out what it is,” she says.

Lady GaGa takes her show to the national stage in front of millions of Americans when she performed on American Idol. I think Simon liked the performance and Randy thought it was dope.

Paris Hilton wrote a long blog about her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, getting into a fight with a DJ that wouldn’t play the music that Paris requested. If you think I am joking, read the blog.

Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

Holy Third Grade, folks! She can’t be serious? Oh she is, and that’s why she wins the captain awesome award. Wow. I feel way dumber for reading that dribble.

Lindsay Lohan manned up and went up on stage while Lily Allen was performing, Womanizer. I guess Lindsay wanted to show Lily that she is the tough one. Lily ignored her. Point Lindsay. Got the video from Youtube below the thumbs, so you can see it all for yourself.

Jessica Simpson rocked a bikini down in Mexico this week. And guess what? All that fat was taken out of her behind and apparently injected into her breast. Wow, look at those things just hanging out and begging to come play with big daddy! On a side-note….Whoever took these pictures should seriously consider hitting up Best Buy, they are having a sale on cameras that were made post-digital-revolution.

This whole Twitter thing is getting completely out of hand…I mean, this is a good thing, I suppose, but all around this is crazy. Demi Moore apparently prevented a girl from committing suicide via Twitter. All this and more according to E! News.

“I’m just wondering if anyone cares that I’m gonna kill myself now,” she wrote to the star. Serious or not, her previous messages that hour–not directed at any one particular person–showed the Silicon Valley girl contemplating suicide and wavering on the decision.
Shortly thereafter, the girl messaged the Ghost star again. “Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time,” she wrote.
Moore immediately replied, “Hope you are joking,” sharing the scenario with her nearly 400,000 followers.
The brief exchange spurred many people to action, and the San Jose Police Department was flooded with calls on the matter.

And then, of course, Demi tweeted a statement. Good grief.

“Everyone I was very torn about responding or retweeting that woman’s post but felt uncomfortable just letting it go,” Moore told her followers an hour later. In another post, she wrote, “Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD I am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman.”
A few hours later, the celebrity tweeted a confirmation of the events’ validity. “It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here, action was taken to provide help.”
Or, as husband Ashton Kutcher wrote on his own feed: “wifey reported a suicide attempt based on a at reply tweet she got and saved someones life. the woman is in the hospital now.”