Natalie Portman has somehow managed to lose some of her hotness. Which says a lot, considering many (including I) figured she would always have an additional 3 points on the 1-10 scale for hotness, due to her Princess Leah attire she war in Star Wars. But she managed to level even that off this week by being caught making out with Sean Penn at the Sunset Towers hotel in Hollywood. More from Star.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”
“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

He just played that guy, Milk. How sexy? They do say the ladies love the gay thing. I guess this goes a few steps in providing more evidence of such. Below is more hot Natalie Portman pictures. Enjoy while they last….

So if being in a relationship where you physically fight with your spouse doesn’t make you classy, then getting two pistols tattooed on your shoulders certainly should. Rihanna is posting pictures on her Myspace page of just that: Two pistols tattooed on her shoulders. The Tattoo artist BangBang did it. Wow, he really showcased his talent with this work….

Kim Kardashian’s shoot from Complex magazine was posted online, and the website animalnewyork.com noticed that the online version didn’t look the same as the magazine version. Basically, it appears that Kim’s thies were airbrushed. You mean thys this big aren’t perfect? Get outta here!

We spotted this image (left) of the talentless starlet this morning in their “web exclusive” gallery, but by afternoon she was looking recognizably altered (right) and then removed from the site completely.

I for one, don’t care. You keep rockin’ that beautiful booty Kim. I will keep posting the pictures like a total pervert.

Apparently OctoMom used to strip. Shocker. This according to The National Enquirer.

Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

So some of you might recall or heard in the news that Vivid Entertainment offered OctoMom like a cool million to do some adult movie. I guess their intel was pretty good. Desperate mother of 3000 kids. Past stripping experience. Looks like Vivid has some excellent scouts!

Young. Hip. Fabulous. That’s how Gossip Girl is described, and now they are on the cover of a Rolling Stone. There you have it, modern fame in a nutshell.

Not only has the news of Lindsay Lohan basically living off of girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, broken this week…but now more career-ending news: Lindsay’s new movie, Labor Pains, is not going to make theatres. In fact, its not even going to hit Blockbuster’s shelves. In fact, before its DVD version is released, its going straight to ABC Family. Welcome to Sunday nights Lindsay….

The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later.
t is the latest film dud for the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically-panned indie Chapter 27 and I Know Who Killed Me. She briefly appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty.

Bruce Willis’ new wife, model Emma Hemming, met Willis while auditioning for an extra part for a Bruce Willis movie. Interesting. I like the maneuver. Hey, whatever works. I can see it now, “you get the part if you…” Yeah, I will not go there. More Page Six.

An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.”
At Willis’ request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.
Our casting source said, “He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to ‘read,’ he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.”
The casting sessions/blind dates went well enough. “He started dating [model] Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene,” our insider said.
Then, Heming was selected for a small speaking part. Willis “started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out,” the source said.

This girl babbles about making your hair look like Britneys…but I see the deeper level point to this acclaimed and inspiring Youtube video: Her rack. Yeah, that’s what I see. Worth a view, just mute your computer…

Madonna has been denied adoption rights of three year old Mercy, from Malawi. This has happened because of her ties to that Brazilian model and to Alex Rodriguez, as they appear to be flings and look like instability in her lifestyle. Here’s more from NY Daily News.

“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”
Officials are unhappy the 50-year-old Material Mom, who adopted toddler David Banda in Malawi in 2006, flaunted her relationship with Luz in a recent racy W Magazine spread.
Simon Chisale, Malawi’s child welfare chief, said morality plays a big part in the adoption process.
“We do not only look at the material issues, but also the moral standing of prospective adoptive parents, because we do not want our children’s morals to be corrupted,” Chisale said.

Aside from Madonna, take a look at how crappy A-Rods life has become! I mean, I know dude has cash, but come on….first he got a divorce, then steroids, then a prostitute claims his infidelity….and now, he just screwed some poor african kid out of a happy, healthy life. What’s next? Blowing the World Series in NYC? That’d be by far, the worst crime.

Robert Pattinson apparently stinks, according to sources “close” to Pattinson on the set of the sequel to Twilight, titled Moon. I guess he is taking a page out of Brad Pitt’s younger years? Screw it, that’s what I say, if you are famous, why shower? I say roll how you roll. Just don’t sit beside me at dinner, if you catch my drift, as I don’t want to catch yours….here’s more from E!.

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.