First and foremost, I would like to apologize to those readers that were visually harmed by the earlier Madonna-hooker-old-bag-lady costume pictures. I really want to try to make up for them by posting these pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini hanging out in South Beach, Miami. I know, she’s not what she used to be, but after looking at the Madonna pictures, I really believe she looks like a 10 here. To be honest, she does look pretty good, but I like ‘em like that! Anyways, give these pictures a go.

I don’t know what else to say other than that this is a disaster. These pictures were taken while Madonna was attending the Kabbalah Purim party, its an annual event. Lets hope she is never invited again. How old does she think she is in her delusional mindset? Alex rodriguez dumped a hot wife for this? Tell me it ain’t so! All the same, this pretty much ruined my morning libido. I promise, I have something better coming in a second. Just hold out, I will make the pain go away.

Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet that is intended for Brown’s new album he is working on. They are covering the Prodigy’s sensual 90s hit, Smack my Bitch Up. Ok, the latter isn’t true, but it should be, particularly if the album were titled, Ironic. Again, sorry. Here is more E! News.

The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. “They’ve been working on it together,” the insider says.
We have also learned that award-winning record producer Polow Da Don, who has worked with Brown in the past, has been holed up with them at a Santa Monica recording studio for the past several days.

To be soooo young and in love.

Ok ladies, today is your day, kinda. Here is Gavin Rossdale running shirtless while filming his new video, Forever may you run. Creative, huh? Anyways, while Gavin is no Brad Pitt, he does have that artist thing going. Well, he did, until he filmed a generice music video with his shirt off and sporting white pants…after Labor Day, no doubt. He looks like a sailor looking for some seaman. Hey, I had to, lighten up people. More Gavin Rossdale shirtless pictures below.

Representatives from Nickelodeon are saying that Chris Brown will still be eligible to win an award at their award show. They say its because the rugrats voted for him and will ultimately seal his fate either way. TMZ had this to say,

Instead of being responsible adults and taking a stance, Nickelodeon, which airs the award show at the end of the month, is hiding behind their tiny voters. A Nick exec tells TMZ Brown “was nominated by kids several months ago, and the kids who vote will ultimately decide who wins in the category.”

Umm…yeah, ok. Bring on the slime, I guess.

LA Ink star, Kat Von D., was at Borders in Philadelphia over the weekend, signing her new book, High Voltage, for fans. And my oh my, girl is a rockstar. So hot. Yeah, I know its not every guy’s thing, but it sure is mine. Check out more Kat Von D. pictures, plenty of cleavage to go around for all of us….

Not only is Timberlake always on the show, but he’s the best character they have. Not sure why they don’t just formaly sign homeboy. Anyways, check out his geekish character.

Even though Paris Hilton’s birthday was a month ago, celebrations in Vegas continue. These pictures are from Body English where they through her a party celebrating being that of a 28 year old heiress. Hey, if black history is a month and Mardi Gras last several weeks in New Orleans, then Paris Hilton most certainly deserves similar timespans for her birthday celebration. Jesus’ birthday is only a day, FYI…just throwing that out there, folks. Anyways, Paris and new boyfriend, Doug Reindhart, made out all night long, and yes, the pictures are below for all you masochist. So enjoy.

Sarah Silverman has broken up with Jimmy Kimmel, yet again. The on-again-off-again couple is apparently, off-again, according to friends close to the situation. Us Magazine has more.

“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”
This breakup happened within the last two weeks.
“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

Jimmy, why not man up and go out to the clubs and pick up a waitress trying to break into the business? Not to yourself, your a star. Sarah is getting old anyways….

Yeah, not much to report on this. Alessandra Ambrosio is pictured here at a photoshoot at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. She’s hot. There are lots of pictures for you to check out of her in what appears to be a slip of some sort. Hotness.